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Julius Vincere

✩ Best way to contact you for plotting?; PM @

messor or handy dandy inbox link
✩ Any RP habits you'd like us to be aware of?; I'm just a love machine. And I won't work for nobody but you.

✩ Character Name | Journal; Julius Vincere |

messor
✩ Character Age; Infinite
✩ Character Canon Point Info; From a glorious time when I have not finished exhausting all my Darth Vader at Disney gifs.

✩ What is the character currently up to in Cerealia?; Hiding under his desk with a bottle of wine and a blow-up doll.

✩ Any particular friendships they've made in Cerealia so far? Who with?; The strangely intellectual condom machine dispenser.

✩ What kind of CR are you hoping to build/future plans?; To form deep interpersonal relations based on the long-standing debate about whether or not Tom Jones does a better rendition of Love Machine. That man is sex on legs.
✩ Anything Else?;

YOUR NAME

<big>✩ Best way to contact you for plotting?</big>; ( Mention your AIM, Plurk etc give us time zones and when it's good to reach you! Also if you need to be asked before adding. )
<big>✩ Any RP habits you'd like us to be aware of?</big>; ( In case you feel like you're slow or too fast to catch in tags!! :D Do you like boomeranging network posts or logs etc. )

<big>✩ Character Name | Journal</big>; 
<big>✩ Character Age</big>;
<big>✩ Character Canon Point Info</big>; ( What canon point + CRAU if applicable is affecting your character's mindset on entering the game? Let us know here! )

<big>✩ What is the character currently up to in Cerealia?</big>; Tell us about their daily life and how they're adjusting to being messed with while having to live a normal life! (Is it really that normal though) - where they can be found or what they're up to! Feel free to give some details for the curious!

<big>✩ Any particular friendships they've made in Cerealia so far? Who with?</big>; <s>We're not spying or anything.</s>

<big>✩ What kind of CR are you hoping to build/future plans?</big>; Sexy, Fight-y, Friendly, Shippy, what are your goals?
<big>✩ Anything Else?</big>; ( Give us a gif if you don't have anything else, this is just filler space :D )

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

KI, WE MUST STOP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER LIKE THIS. gosh!!!

but oh man, your rose! your rose is so great which means i'm totally itching to throw america here at her soon. ROSE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET A NATION? YOUR NATION?

though lmao crau so she's probably met him before. he will be very disappointed to not be the first if so.

gosh!!!!!!!! maybe i like running into you like this!!!

SURPRISINGLY I THINK AMERICA IS ONE SHE HASN'T MET YET....i don't remember 100% which countries she has other than england, china and russia, but i'm pretty sure she only interacted with america in animus... EITHER WAY THOUGH BRING IT ON.

she's always found the nations very interesting!!!

gosh!!! okay well maybe i like running into you too!! sheesh.

but oh my gosh, he's going to be so delighted to hear that. things he will rub in russia's face: i met rose lalonde here first instead of a creepy au version of me. because obviously the other version of him is creepy. obviously.

ANYWAY YES he is going to just collect all the americans and be very smug to know this really cool seventeen year old girl with superpowers and neat pjs is an american. just, uh, try not to judge on first impressions, rose.

GOSH!!!!!!!!

wow no. any au version in johto could not have been creepy. they were with pokemon and pokemon is the superior au here.

luckily for him she's gotten very good at not judging on first impressions. some of her best friends were dicks/freaks/just plain sad for their first impressions.

you say that but america here doesn't have a pokemon! there is no braviary in his inventory, so why in the world would it be superior? gosssssssssssh.

are you talking about the trolls you must be talking about the trolls those... sad, sad pathetic creatures that are the trolls.

because pokemon. pokemon automatically invalidate any argument you wish to make.

let's just say rose made friends with some mass murderers in that game. also a skeleton. and maybe a few yakuza members too.

and don't forget russia.

oh....... no

okay gotta flush the communism out of you with some good ol' fashioned american friendship. FAMILY FRIENDLY friendship.

look he appreciated that she named her pokemon after vodka okay. he can't be that bad.

but he is that bad as you can tell by the sudden appearance

RIGHT

DOWN

THERE

VVVVVVVV

he's the worst

surely he is not the worst she has met the worst she's pretty sure. russia does not compare even if that is kind of creepy.

there are many different varieties of worst, okay!! and he is the worst in this specific variety of.... personified nations. because this totally makes sense, yep.

clearly you guys just need to talk your differences out over dinner.

pretty sure the last time that happened there was violence!!

THERE IS..... ALWAYS VIOLENCE

.......what sort of relationship is this exactly? she wants to know for reasons.

a very complicated one in which they were sort of kind of bffs for a minute until he met another man

another man named karl marx

ah yes, she sees. and how does this make you feel?

really upset actually because now punching him in the face causes repercussions!!!

THE WORST KIND OF REPERCUSSIONS TOO

here step into her office she only charges 50$ an hour she will help you sort all of this out friend.

this sounds like a bad idea waiting to happen, friend

hey if you can't trust american therapy, what can you trust friend?

oh oh i know this one

american healthcare!!

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prosodeity - 2014-11-18 22:28 (UTC) - Expand

YOU RANG

is this going to be a regular thing? is she going to have to worry about you when she mentions you, good sir?

PRETTY MUCH

he is after all the king of popping up where he's not wanted...

(i'm so sorry)

no don't be sorry i look forward to this. yes good. this is good cr please give it to me.