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Julius Vincere

✩ Best way to contact you for plotting?; PM @

messor or handy dandy inbox link
✩ Any RP habits you'd like us to be aware of?; I'm just a love machine. And I won't work for nobody but you.

✩ Character Name | Journal; Julius Vincere |

messor
✩ Character Age; Infinite
✩ Character Canon Point Info; From a glorious time when I have not finished exhausting all my Darth Vader at Disney gifs.

✩ What is the character currently up to in Cerealia?; Hiding under his desk with a bottle of wine and a blow-up doll.

✩ Any particular friendships they've made in Cerealia so far? Who with?; The strangely intellectual condom machine dispenser.

✩ What kind of CR are you hoping to build/future plans?; To form deep interpersonal relations based on the long-standing debate about whether or not Tom Jones does a better rendition of Love Machine. That man is sex on legs.
✩ Anything Else?;

YOUR NAME

<big>✩ Best way to contact you for plotting?</big>; ( Mention your AIM, Plurk etc give us time zones and when it's good to reach you! Also if you need to be asked before adding. )
<big>✩ Any RP habits you'd like us to be aware of?</big>; ( In case you feel like you're slow or too fast to catch in tags!! :D Do you like boomeranging network posts or logs etc. )

<big>✩ Character Name | Journal</big>; 
<big>✩ Character Age</big>;
<big>✩ Character Canon Point Info</big>; ( What canon point + CRAU if applicable is affecting your character's mindset on entering the game? Let us know here! )

<big>✩ What is the character currently up to in Cerealia?</big>; Tell us about their daily life and how they're adjusting to being messed with while having to live a normal life! (Is it really that normal though) - where they can be found or what they're up to! Feel free to give some details for the curious!

<big>✩ Any particular friendships they've made in Cerealia so far? Who with?</big>; <s>We're not spying or anything.</s>

<big>✩ What kind of CR are you hoping to build/future plans?</big>; Sexy, Fight-y, Friendly, Shippy, what are your goals?
<big>✩ Anything Else?</big>; ( Give us a gif if you don't have anything else, this is just filler space :D )

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

✩ Character Name | Journal; Oona |

mermaiding
✩ Character Age; 85
✩ Character Canon Point Info; She's an OC and has basically been wandering the countryside trying to find a scale that will give her her mermaid tail back so she can go home. She dislikes humans and is much more sympathetic to those of the non-human variety.

✩ What is the character currently up to in Cerealia?; Oona spends a lot of time around the red light district-- she finds the workers are usually pretty blunt and honest (when not talking to customers) and she likes that. She's a dancer/stripper and generally enjoys taking money from the people that visit--she finds it funny and like a big game because haha stupid humans throwing their money at her. But given that she has no concept of money she's frequently broke because she buys shiny/expensive things on a whim. She also hangs around any place where there's water.

✩ Any particular friendships they've made in Cerealia so far? Who with?; lmao no she hates everyone. She finds a couple people interesting tho: Megumi, Dito, Komaeda, Kaoru, Cynbel, Rin, and Tenka.

✩ What kind of CR are you hoping to build/future plans?; I really like negative CR and reluctant friendships for her. Like those "with friends like this, who needs enemies!" Because she's very condescending and probably has a tendency to rub people the wrong way. She's also very bluntly honest (she doesn't believe in lying) and holds strong opinions/views about certain things (and humans). But it'd be nice for her to make actual friends too who might be able to soften her up.

She has a rather casual opinion of sex so if she ever stops hating someone enough to be interested I'd be down with flings. Maybe she'll develop a crush on someone and subject them to mermaid-style courting (there's a lot of biting involved).
✩ Anything Else?;

original characters are pretty much the bomb dot com and if you're willing to put up with a country, RUSSIA'S ALL ABOUT MERMAIDS and/or rusalkas they're a big part of his folklore so he'd find her to be pretty cool

he's also a pretty condescending guy too tbh so maybe they can have some... weird not-quite-friends cr? but he's also the kind of guy to be relentlessly friendly too so HMMM

also that gif is terrifying

excuse u goblin sharks are adorable. Oona wants a pet one.

Since he's not technically human or anything Oona would probably be cool with him, if finding him weird. But then, she finds like everyone weird one way or another.

ADORABLE.... YES............

he is pretty weird, yeah!! weirder than most humans, at least, haha... ha... so they might get along swimmingly.

had to be done

ayyy, vincent here will be regularly hitting up the red light district, so it would be a great opportunity for him to meet oona.

although human, he's also an anomaly in his world that is exempt from its 'rules'. also, he can control the powers of two different beasts from a hell-like dimension.

even so, he'd totally deserve whatever discrimination she's got for him because he's pretty gross tbh. his ideas about women are less than ideal, so maybe this gal can put him in his place a little... he'd probably like it. he'd also probably try to charm her into bed, and all that biting wouldn't exactly be a problem.

HAha the CR I never knew I needed until now. Mermaid society is matriarchal so she'd def be keen on knocking any ideas he has about women to the side.

He'd fall in that weird "human but has weird powers/things/etc so not really?? just above humans on her list??" sort of area she's had to make up since coming to cereal.

But she'd still dance for him. She's easily bribed with pretty/shiny objects lmfao YOU DON'T GET A LOT OF PRETTY BAUBLES IN THE DEEP SEA OKAY. But yeah she'd probably sleep with him after he's piqued her interest enough. not-quite-friends with benefits.

hehehe, eeexcellent.

thankfully, he's not one to just come out and say it right away, but once she catches on to how gross he is, i'm sure the ball will really get rolling. until then, he'd probably have fun picking up weird sparkly things for her. with all the leveling he's going to be doing via vidja games, he should have sufficient funds for it...

oona and kaorude are super cute and i need more of them in my life, basically

aggressively noogies him and plays big sister... yes I need this in my life

PERFECT. kaorude can cook for her someday like he did for tenka... they can both talk about what weird people their mutual friends are

"man the people we know are so weird" says the crossdressing sis-con demon and the misanthropic mermaid that hates keeping clothes on...........

if they surround themselves with weird enough people maybe they will one day stop seeming like massive weirdos, themselves...

i hope at some point tenka drags oona home to aniki her more and sousei will not even be surprised it's her tbh

Oona sits on the couch and gives Sousei a silent look of HELP PLEASE HELP DISTRACT HIM AND I WILL JUMP OUT THE WINDOW.

He would help her solely to irritate Tenka--clearly this is going to be a terrible tag-team

Oona quickly learns that any time she's having a problem with Tenka's aniki tendencies, she just army crawls away into sousei's room. clings to his legs, crawls on his lap

Oh my god this is not the life he wanted

It's okay he'll blame tenka for it anyway

and then help oona escape. quick go out the window and please get off of his lap

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OONA | ORIGINAL CHARACTER

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