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Julius Vincere

✩ Best way to contact you for plotting?; PM @

messor or handy dandy inbox link
✩ Any RP habits you'd like us to be aware of?; I'm just a love machine. And I won't work for nobody but you.

✩ Character Name | Journal; Julius Vincere |

messor
✩ Character Age; Infinite
✩ Character Canon Point Info; From a glorious time when I have not finished exhausting all my Darth Vader at Disney gifs.

✩ What is the character currently up to in Cerealia?; Hiding under his desk with a bottle of wine and a blow-up doll.

✩ Any particular friendships they've made in Cerealia so far? Who with?; The strangely intellectual condom machine dispenser.

✩ What kind of CR are you hoping to build/future plans?; To form deep interpersonal relations based on the long-standing debate about whether or not Tom Jones does a better rendition of Love Machine. That man is sex on legs.
✩ Anything Else?;

YOUR NAME

<big>✩ Best way to contact you for plotting?</big>; ( Mention your AIM, Plurk etc give us time zones and when it's good to reach you! Also if you need to be asked before adding. )
<big>✩ Any RP habits you'd like us to be aware of?</big>; ( In case you feel like you're slow or too fast to catch in tags!! :D Do you like boomeranging network posts or logs etc. )

<big>✩ Character Name | Journal</big>; 
<big>✩ Character Age</big>;
<big>✩ Character Canon Point Info</big>; ( What canon point + CRAU if applicable is affecting your character's mindset on entering the game? Let us know here! )

<big>✩ What is the character currently up to in Cerealia?</big>; Tell us about their daily life and how they're adjusting to being messed with while having to live a normal life! (Is it really that normal though) - where they can be found or what they're up to! Feel free to give some details for the curious!

<big>✩ Any particular friendships they've made in Cerealia so far? Who with?</big>; <s>We're not spying or anything.</s>

<big>✩ What kind of CR are you hoping to build/future plans?</big>; Sexy, Fight-y, Friendly, Shippy, what are your goals?
<big>✩ Anything Else?</big>; ( Give us a gif if you don't have anything else, this is just filler space :D )

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

SQUEE

✩ Best way to contact you for plotting?; aw snaps, my plurk's over at

motherfleckers and aim is over at chinhands
✩ Any RP habits you'd like us to be aware of?; i think i tag pretty reasonably! but for now, i mostly tag from thursdays to sundays since i have class from monday to wednesday and am super braindead. usually i'll do one whole chunk come thurs afternoon/evening -- maybe friday morning and then get at whatever comes in throughout the rest of the weekend if i'm home. i do have periods where i sort of just DISAPPEAR FOR TWO OR THREE WEEKS but i'll get back to y'all eventually, i swear it. or at least hit you up oocly if it's an important thread. i am accessible, yo.

✩ Character Name | Journal; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA |

bigstick (get it, like speak softly and carry a _______ also: penises )
✩ Character Age; old, nineteen physically though. sometimes his voice still cracks. it's hilarious.
✩ Character Canon Point Info; he's from summer 2014! july 31st/august 1st time when things were sort of Not Shit for a little moment there.

✩ What is the character currently up to in Cerealia?; he is arriving and living in massive denial about the possibility of his home being a total wreck. which means this is ALL a video game and aliens are HILARIOUS and his life is basically saints row 4 in a nutshell. he's also going to start managing the mcceres and he has OPINIONS about what's gonna go down here. hell yeah. we're going to make this a FAMILY FRIENDLY establishment and all of those really cool things. then he's going to eventually get fired! it'll be dope.

✩ Any particular friendships they've made in Cerealia so far? Who with?; he's stuck with russia and it sucks. please be his friend?

✩ What kind of CR are you hoping to build/future plans?; suddenly serious rp here but MY GOAL is to make america do a lot of human things in cereal that he's never done before. i want him to eventually get like, a best friend and maybe even date like a real boy. lots of regular human stuff which should be great since according to hima, prolonged contact with a Nation does Crazy Things to a human being so that maybe not so much happening here would be great.
✩ Anything Else?;

#notblessed

i will always lose my shit at that gif. SUCKS 2 B U, AMERICA.

he hates russia and wishes he'd die

YET

HE WON'T BECAUSE NATION???

what a terrible fate is his

YOU'RE STUCK WITH HIM, BUDDY

you're stuck with him forever

You know Mitsuru would not believe he's the embodiment of America. All the judging on this end.

mitsuru that's so rude why won't you believe him

do you not

SEE

the waves of patriotism spilling off him at every moment?? WHAT MUST HE DO TO GAIN YOUR LOVE

I somehow think CR between America and Riza would be hilarious.

oh my god it would be pretty great

BADASS MILITARY LADY + GUY WHO IS TECHNICALLY A MILITARY GUY BUT ALSO HORRIBLE

oh... no......... but he brought guns to cereal! because of course he brought guns to cereal. let's bond over guns, riza.

...what kind of guns?

he sure did bring himself a .44 magnum and a break action double barrel shotgun, sure did.

~~Sounds like compensation.~~ Riza's got 2 9mm semi-automatic pistols and a bolt action sniper rifle. plus extra ammo.

HEY UNCALLED FOR!!!

but oh my god they should totally go to the shooting range together yes-- or, uh. at least the vivid shooting range because ammo........

Ammo needs to be conserved. Yes. But a virtual shooting range? Sure! She'll go for it.

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bigstick - 2014-11-18 04:18 (UTC) - Expand

OZ WILL BE YOUR FRIEND, STRANGER... really though just one tag and i was like cracking up, oz is going to like america so much. HOW AWFUL

OZ THAT IS A POOR CHOICE OF FRIENDSHIP ON YOUR PART

except when you compare it to like, all of PH it's actually a pretty sensible and child friendly choice. good on you, oz. good on you.

YEAH HE'S NOT GOOD AT PICKING SAFE NORMAL FRIENDS... but america is truly a step up, he should shine his gold medal

oz, you're a problem child.

but no now i'm determined to make them do weirdly safe PG-13 stuff just to spite fate. there will be NO unsafe friendships here, NO murder at all, just like.... ice cream and ferris wheels and excitement. maybe laundry once.

I MEAN... HE IS......

oh my gosh though this is all i need in my life tbh. oz and america doing normal human things so they can both laugh loudly at their respective canons... NOBODY CAN HOLD THEM BACK from doing laundry and probably setting the dryer on fire

oh my god, they set the dryer on fire and get banned from the laundromat and it's like but what will happen to our clothes

> oz and america smell for like three weeks until someone lifts the ban

they'll become everyone's biggest regret in like a day flat. EXCELLENT... the world as it was meant to be

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Yooooo Yata would totally be friends with America. It's like Dumb and Dumber or something, only we don't know... who the dumber one is...

oh my god they need to do something so atrociously dumb together eventually

yata how do you feel about spray paint

spray paint is the shit, running around like a vandal sounds like his jam

but if america starts drawing dicks he'll punch him

then they hear sirens and he's like "shit it's the popo"

it'll be an adventure...

oh my god, they both just run different directions and it's super stupid

ALSO NO DICKS HERE only... really elaborate spray paint eagles that would usually be found on the side of really sketchy vans duh