cozener: (white people when they see a crack)
Loki, God of Mischief ([personal profile] cozener) wrote in [community profile] ioculus 2014-11-13 09:51 pm (UTC)

[Quickly, he holds up both hands, even the one still holding the toy, in surrender.] Domestic violence already? We haven't even said our vows.

[The hands lower, and he gives Yata a grin.] Just kidding, hot head. I'm not exactly putting myself on the market anyway. It takes more than a strange toy to get my hand in marriage. [You'd have to be a mighty fine stallion.

Like... literal stallion. You'd have to be a horse apparently, Yata.]

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