lapdogged: (butt touch)
Andy Hinomiya ([personal profile] lapdogged) wrote in [community profile] ioculus 2014-11-12 07:25 pm (UTC)

[And this disturbing head brandishing is exactly why Hyoubu was almost tackled by a near panicked Andy at around 20:30.

See, unlike Hyoubu, Andy didn't exactly have the power or the necessary vicious psychoness to decapitate one of the extremely clingy pleasure droids and fling it around like some sort of weapon. Instead he had to employ the unsuccessful tactics of evasion and escape - which involved him scrambling free of one particularly grabby robot only to stumble into the arms of another, a never ending vicious cycle of butt grabbing, chest groping, and very uncomfortable gyrations of the pleasure droids' hips that made him think of Muscle.

He did not want to think about being mobbed by a pack of horny Muscles.

Which was why, after spotting Hyoubu and his head brandishing and the magical robot free zone around him, Andy was forced to tackle him. Well, more like sprint towards him like the hounds of hell were on his heels (which he probably would have preferred to be honest) and practically leaping behind the esper to cower behind his much shorter frame as the pack of pleasure droids sinisterly approached]


Hyoubu, you have to help me! [Wow, Andy actually sounded close to tears] They won't leave me alone! Throw your severed head at them!

[Do it! Scare them off! Save him!!! (Although, he knew, in the back of his mind, that this plot was fifty-fifty. It wouldn't be out of character for Hyoubu to just abandon him to his fate and laugh from a safe distance as he was swarmed and dragged away kicking and screaming by the overly amorous robots)]

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