[ that seems a bit flawed but sure ]

I-- [ erk. here he is, isn't he? why is he... here...

oh! ] Well, someone's gotta watch you, right? Jesus, at least I know how to handle you! I can't let these poor people be burdened with the idea of interacting with someone as disgusting as you.

[ yes that's totally why he's here. excellent!

also, yay booze! america's gonna be real pleased as he gets that drink from russia and grins from ear to ear. ]

Cheers, big guy!

[ hell yeah, shots! ]