[ jerk ]

There's plenty of food for them and me! I'm just... really hungry for some reason. Shut up.

[ shut up. leave him and his bottomless pit stomach alone. though tbh he's probably overeating out of Issues involving the lack of actual country anymore. shut up again.

you're the one drinking a lot. ]

You're the one drinking a lot. Seriously. Why are you so boozy today? No one wants to hang out with an alcoholic.

[ which you are ]