[ america, don't be obtuse. it is obviously not a trench coat because it's being worn by russia. all he wears is old man grandpa sweaters. ]
A trench coat, you jerk. Haven't you ever watched To Catch A Predator? Or, or, or. I don't know, anything with old men who go to playgrounds to watch kids. Always a trench coat, dude.
[ you're such a fucker, you totally know what he's talking about.
anyway, eating a piece of cotton candy and then absentmindedly holding it out for russia to have some too. he's a nice guy like that. ]
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[ america, don't be obtuse. it is obviously not a trench coat because it's being worn by russia. all he wears is old man grandpa sweaters. ]
A trench coat, you jerk. Haven't you ever watched To Catch A Predator? Or, or, or. I don't know, anything with old men who go to playgrounds to watch kids. Always a trench coat, dude.
[ you're such a fucker, you totally know what he's talking about.
anyway, eating a piece of cotton candy and then absentmindedly holding it out for russia to have some too. he's a nice guy like that. ]