[ get off his dick. but seriously, this guy is super unsurprised russia's following him because it's not like the guy has a... life... or any friends or social competence to make it through life. he's pitiable is what he is, america pities him.

that fucking machine though. ]

Okay, sure, I committed the action but you were definitely the impetus. Like, dude, have you ever seen your fuckin' face? God damn horrifying is what it is. Stuff of nightmares.

[ shooting a look over at russia and cringing dramatically. ]

Eurgh.

[ and then it's followed by a full body shudder before he bites into his new apple and keeps walking. ]