[ and then there's this asshole, stepping out from behind the condom machine with a condom (XXS) pinched in between thumb and forefinger. there's a glitch in the matrix somewhere probably, because this joke will never get old.
he pats the machine fondly. ]
It has just your size, America!
[ yep, russia sure did make friends with the condom machine. ]
bonus because obviously
he pats the machine fondly. ]
It has just your size, America!
[ yep, russia sure did make friends with the condom machine. ]