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//TESTDRIVE16.EXE

//testdrive16.EXE



THIS seems nice and friendly. One minute you're doing whatever you do in your weird existence and the next, you're standing on the top of a tall, tall tower. There's no ground that you can really see; it drops off into darkness. All around you, there's code, breaking through the walls and your fingers and even the very air.

In fact, it looks like you're in the middle of a very shoddily designed Tron-knock-off. Which is exactly what this is, of course. Looks like CERES didn't finish this level before they chucked you into it.

That sounds like a very CERES thing to do.

Good luck, everyone.


system error

please attempt troubleshooting and diagnostics

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ ??:?? ] It's impossible to tell time in this place, and everything looks the same, but it won't be long before you're probably sick of the tower. Time to get down -- unless you have magical powers or can fly or something, it'll probably be pretty tough, too. You could try to climb down, but the walls look pretty slick, and -- oh god, your arm just went through the wall, what the hell.

Whatever you do, don't fall.

If you fall, you'll be stuck falling forever. And ever. And ever. Looks like they didn't put a failsafe into ViViD for falling, so now you're stuck. You might see some other people stuck in the same glitch, falling forever a la Alice in Wonderland, but honestly? You're stuck that way until your game resets itself.

PHASE II

[ ??:?? ] Either way, you've made it to the ground (somehow). The ground looks like... a half-finished city, really. There are streets, and houses... but some of the houses are unfinished, just four walls and no roof, or only three walls, or nothing inside, and a lot of the NPCs are completely faceless, or only have one line they repeat over and over again.

It's honestly pretty unnerving, especially since there's no soundtrack at all. You can just traverse this creepy hellscape in complete and utter silence.

And then the cars start to fly away.

That's definitely normal (is there anything about this game that isn't faulty?).

PHASE III

[ ??:?? ] It's not safe.

You could be anywhere in this level, wandering, searching -- and then suddenly, it's there. As it appears, a battle theme starts, but it's distorted, eerie and off-pitch. There's something very wrong about this enemy, that's for sure. It can't be defeated, either. Attacks can harm it, and it can be tossed aside or fought, but it just gets right back up, bloodied and beaten, as if unstopped by anything it's feeling.

Over and over and over again.

Just don't let it touch you.

Because it will start to absorb you, code bit by code bit, until there's nothing left of you. It's a cannibalistic distorted monster, wonderful.

PHASE IV

[ ??:?? ] If it wasn't apparent already, physics is a little weird here. One second you're walking along, and the next there's basically no gravity; you could jump wherever you want, clearing buildings in a single bound like the superman you were always meant to be. One second you're your normal amount of strength, and the next you could life cars (if you so chose), for no apparent good reason.

Sometimes the world just tilts, making the ceiling the floor very suddenly, and sometimes the floor drops out from under you entirely.

Anything that could go wrong with the physics here does go wrong.

Just try not to get caught halfway through a now-solid floor. That sounds really, really uncomfortable.

BONUS

[ ??:?? ] Of course, it wouldn't be glitch central without something weird happening to you. And it could be anything -- one second you're fine, and the next your arm is twice as long as it should be, and totally noodly. Suddenly you have a mermaid tail or animal ears, or your head has rotated upside down (how is that even happening?). You're suddenly able to walk through walls, or drag objects to you by pointing at them.

If this was a video game (it is), it would be the faultiest game to ever exist, that's for sure.

(Still, teleporting from one side of the world to the other by jumping on a single spot on a flowerbed is kind of entertaining, if nothing else.)


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's sixteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

prosecutory: (♙ somebody shake me)

ii

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-09-04 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Edgeworth doesn't really care about people picking up random stuff from this place. It's a game level, they won't be able to keep their loot when they come out anyway. And then suddenly this kleptomaniac starts talking to him. Oh.

Well.

He'll address the truth of this most unusual game and all that later. Edgeworth might have to break the information gently.]


...Are you referring to CERES Academy or a different university altogether?
oncealifetime: (my memories are lost)

Ichigo Hitofuri | Touken Ranbu

[personal profile] oncealifetime 2016-09-04 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Phase II]
[Ichigo is still reeling from all the surreal things that have happened to him so far. The morning had started so normally too. He’d been supervising the morning rituals of the Awataguchi family as usual, and helping Midare brush his hair when suddenly he’d found himself atop a strange tower. Then before he could orient himself, he was falling down an abyss. Just when he thought he’d continue falling for the rest of eternity, he’d somehow managed to land relatively safely on the ground of what appears to be a town in ruins.

Ichigo dusts himself off and surveys his surroundings. That's when he spots someone in a distance and he hurries towards them.]


Excuse me, would you mind telling me where we are?

[Phase III]
[If there's anyone who can look regal while running away, it would be Ichigo Hitofuri. Here he comes, cape flapping in the wind, sunlight glinting off his glossy minty blue hair and the gold accents of his clothes and sword sheath. He doesn't really like the idea of retreating but he knows this is the right strategic move for now considering how the enemy appears to be basically invincible.

He's now rounding a corner at high speed. Watch out!]


[Bonus]
[Ichigo is really starting to dislike this place. He holds his sword, which is much taller than him now, tightly with both his little hands and tugs a bit at his shorts, unused to having his legs exposed. Just how do his little brothers run around so carefreely in shorts...?

Ichigo is now tinier than the Toushirou tantous and looks to be a child of around 4 or 5, but his sword self has remained the same size.

Isn't he the most adorable little tachi now though? The cute gene definitely runs in the Awataguchi family~!]
Edited 2016-09-04 14:47 (UTC)
keikoslap: (uncertain)

[personal profile] keikoslap 2016-09-04 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[She jumps in surprise, her new feathered arms flapping slightly subconsciously. She'd nearly given up on finding anyone around with an actual face much less someone who could say more than a phrase. But her initial feeling of relief is quickly pushed aside by embarrassment and confusion.]

New strength and powers? But I don't feel any different. Aside from this of course. [She looks down at her arms with worry.]

Is this sort of thing normal around here?
niceguypose: (Default)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-09-04 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rock Lee settles into an encouraging smile as he faces her and pumps a fist eagerly!]

Ah.... yes, many odd things happen in this world, especially when we are in a game like this!

But are you certain?! With feathers like that, you may have obtained the power of flight, Miss!
manolia: (11)

[personal profile] manolia 2016-09-04 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Strange. [SIGH.] That is the only context I generally hear of people leaving and returning, unless they lose memories. And even then...

[He pinches the bridge of his nose, resisting the urge to throw his hands up in frustration. CERES.] Anyway, ought we get out of here? I will explain what is going on with ViViD when we are out of--

[Then they're floating, per phase 4: just slowly floating up towards a glitchy sky. The rock is coming with them. Thanks, ViViD.]
unionjackoff: (they slip away)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-04 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[yes! let's get out of here. England is ready... ready to see what's happened, to ask more questions, to...

...oh. they're. floating. okay]


A glitch.
manolia: (5)

[personal profile] manolia 2016-09-04 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[to... what, now]

[Chibi slings an arm around England's waist to keep hold of him, just to make sure he doesn't get lost. His voice is icy, full of irritation.]


Ugh. Let's... Let's do this. [Chibi puts a portal above them, then one below, so that they pop out near the ground again. The rock continues to float independently, up and up until it is out of sight.]

[They keep floating, and Chibi flings up another portal, this time putting them a bit to the right. It affords some forward motion, at least!]


I feel like I am... What is the adage? Going up a down escalator.
unionjackoff: (they make their way)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-04 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[England is actually fine with being grabbed. what is not so fine is the portal jumping. that's disorienting. still, he supposes it's better than getting lost in space]

...I wonder how many people are stuck. Not everyone can make portals, like you.
biseinen: (ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴛᴜᴅʏɪɴɢ)

i'm glad! sorry about the delay he's. uh. exhausting.

[personal profile] biseinen 2016-09-04 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
( Trucy, you don't have to worry. not understanding Stickler is probably the sign of intelligence rather than anything else, because - let's be real - he talks like he's trying to pad out his dissertation word count.

as for the name... UH A SLIGHT IMPROVEMENT? but let's be real, Wesley Stickler doesn't know what a Princess Bride is or why it's on TV. )


Incorrect.

( wait no this is the mysterious maven of magical panties he should be more respectful. )

I- er. That is to say, my name is Wesley Stickler.

( and please help. )
biseinen: (ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴇ ɪɴ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ)

o/ oh god please save me

[personal profile] biseinen 2016-09-04 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
( oh phoenix. poor phoenix. you don't know what you've let yourself in for.

the first part of that? at least? delights him. )
Ah, excellent! As anyone would be able to tell, I am most aptly suited to solving the mysteries of the universe. It is, of course, why I elected to study at the most prestigious Ivy University -

( wait. part ii. )

Not a one? ( but where do people in glitch city STUDY WHERE MAN. ) W-well. This is a conundrum.

( one that seems to have stumped our illustrious not-yet-graduate who wears graduate robes as a junior, i ask you. WHO for long enough to let there be a pause in the conversation. TAKE YOUR CHANCE AND RUN, NICK. )
biseinen: (ғᴀᴄᴛ: ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɪɴ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ)

why did i make this account i regret my life

[personal profile] biseinen 2016-09-04 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
( well, truth be told, Mr. Stickler here would prefer the illustrious Ivy University, but beggars cannot be choosers and all the things other, lesser people would say. )

My true preference would be for my own university, however anything with a working laboratory would be acceptable.

( Wesley. you've picked up a few pieces of cinderblock pixels what are they going to show in a lab? )
magh: (1)

No worries! c:

[personal profile] magh 2016-09-04 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Mysterious Maven of Magical Panties... Yup, that's totally going to be her subtitle when she becomes a world renowned performer and illusionist! Daddy will be so proud of her.

She's savvy enough to hear the "please, help" in his correction, and sets about doing exactly that. ]


Right, yeah. Wesley Sticker.

[ Trucy, that's still not correct?? ]

Here, give me your hand, I'll try to get you out of there.
biseinen: (ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ sʜᴇᴇᴛs ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ)

[personal profile] biseinen 2016-09-04 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
( that. might actually be enough to get Wesley to shut up about things for a minute and hold out his hand in hopes it'll work.

he's not entirely sure how it'll work, but nothing else about this scenario makes sense, and his mind is working to try and figure out something to say, some observation that could be helpful and prove himself as good as he is.

... okay, so Wesley Stickler has problems with silence. what of it? well. not so much silence as times he can't hear his own voice.

... same difference. )
retorter: (.....im waiting)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-09-04 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Souji doesn't melt back into the shadows like the creeper he truly is, thankfully(?). He merely watches Kanesada approach, smirking, but his gaze is still neutral because wow the closer Kanesada comes, the closer he sees his haori and honestly?? should Souji really be surprised right now. ]

Didn't you say you were done? So the manner of your death shouldn't really matter, should it?

[ why is Souji jumping to DEATH already, who knows. but he does mosey on out from the shadows finally. ]
gravesite: (118)

ii!

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-09-04 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ichigo!

[ ichigo is certainly impossible to mistake for anyone else. tsurumaru closes much of the ground between them, stopping once he's standing in front of the other tachi. he's looking him over for injuries, first — not that being injured matters in this world, but it's concern for a fellow comrade. ]

We're in something called ViViD. Basically... it's kind of like we're inside a game?

[ ...vaguely, something of the sort. ]
bulletfool: (02)

[personal profile] bulletfool 2016-09-05 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Atta girl.

Once they reach their destination, Izumi takes the opportunity to observe the land below them. He cranes his neck to halfheartedly match Chihiro's height of vision. If nothing else, he notices two places that are in direct contrast to each other – and because those are the most obvious differences, he imagines they're what Chihiro meant for him to see.
]

It's like day and night . . .

Normally, I'd say that junkyard looks suspicious; but in a place like this, maybe the nicer side is more worth looking into.

[ And who knows what it'll look like on the inside.

Whether it's energy efficient or not, their primary objective is to get out. Izumi glances up at the sky – as unhelpful as ever – and then looks over his shoulder.
]

Speaking from previous experience, which would you choose?
bulletfool: (14)

are you saying i'm not already your moon and stars

[personal profile] bulletfool 2016-09-05 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[It's very identifiable, especially against the dull backdrop of an incomplete city. Izumi catches sight of Karl fast enough to see the wave, and drops down from the wall.]

Hey! Did that virus freak chase you?

[Because it sure didn't go after him.]
onethousen: (determined | close this door)

[personal profile] onethousen 2016-09-05 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ She takes her time to consider both options. Weighing what she knows about her last times in ViViD so forced to be here; ultimately agreeing with his end conclusion. ]

The buildings that are completed. The junkyard's so open, people might get through too quickly.

[ Buildings, on the other hand, can be crafted to specifically help slow people down. Her encounters with mazes of hallways and moving staircases tended to lean that way, too. ]
oncealifetime: (that doesn't make sense...)

[personal profile] oncealifetime 2016-09-05 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Tsurumaru-dono!

[Ichigo quickens his pace towards the other as well, much relieved to see a familiar face. Then he quickly tries to reassure his fellow tachi when he notices Tsuru checking him for injuries.]

Ah! I'm fine, Tsurumaru-dono! I didn't get hurt from the fall.

[He isn't sure how he’d managed to survive it but he feels fine and doesn't want anyone to worry about him...

ViViD? Game? Ichigo considers all that for a moment.]


Did Master send us here?

[Though it wouldn't be like Master to send him off to some sort of training so abruptly, surely? He hadn't even had a chance to have his own breakfast as he was too busy making sure his brothers finished theirs. His stomach chooses that moment to speak up to remind him of that...]
Edited 2016-09-05 01:09 (UTC)
bulletfool: (01)

[personal profile] bulletfool 2016-09-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, he hadn't thought about it that way. ]

Then it'd be too easy, huh? And games like these aren't player friendly.

[ Still, there are way too many of those nice buildings as far as searching each one goes. Izumi counts a rough estimate by the number of roofs he can make out. What if . . . ]

What if I blew them up?
retorter: (it is literally a :3 face)

1/2

[personal profile] retorter 2016-09-05 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
You call this bothering? You really are a kid.

[ but does Souji deny it??? he doesn't. anyway Souji watches Nagasone without offering to help because he's still rude af but also because well, he's still a stranger and if he was a tiger kid he wouldn't want any weirdos coming near him to help tie up his sleeves. He still looks like he wants to laugh, though he does note the sword.

Oh, a Kotetsu. Points already. Anyone who has a Kotetsu is clearly sensible and superior to some people who have Kanesadas.

... ]
onethousen: (listen | to what you're saying)

[personal profile] onethousen 2016-09-05 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... She considers this. ]

Can we look first and shout out a warning, in case anyone's there? We might not die forever in here, but you still feel what happens. You'd still remember that death.

[ Point being: she has no objections to blowing the buildings up, as long as they're not blowing people she cares about up along with said buildings. You know. It's the little things. ]

I'd like to avoid that for people if we can.
retorter: KONDOU-SAN IS.... WHAT....? (run that by me again)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-09-05 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ in some universe, someone would say 'but Souji, how on earth could you recognize Kondou's sword when all swords practically look the same?? and you're not even a sword aficionado like Saitou, so would you really care enough to know whatever differences there are?'

and in this universe souji would say, 'shut the fuck up of course I'd be able to differentiate Kondou-san's sword from the rest of the plebeians out there, now get the hell out of my way' ]


Where the hell did you get that?

[ Souji, who was smiling seconds earlier, decides to moodflip the fuck out and look decidedly frosty because he may like kids and he may like kids who can do a little smack talk of their own but he doesn't like kids more than he does Kondou-san. He's also very pointedly looking at Nagasone's vessel. ]
bulletfool: (08)

[personal profile] bulletfool 2016-09-05 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's enabling dangerous habits here. Izumi likes her, even though "dying" doesn't mean much to him if it's virtual. ]

Sounds good. [ It's the duty of a Border agent to protect civilians, after all. ] We'll go and clear the area of any people we find, then tear down the buildings. Are you ready to head down?
onethousen: (determined | how i save a life)

[personal profile] onethousen 2016-09-05 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Izumi, just because you guys can all bail out and are somewhat inured to it all... Chihiro is not exactly the votes for good ideas brigade. She who rappels with swords and falls down towers because she can't apparently let friends die alone.

Regardless, she settles herself down and koalas on again, nodding her head.
]

Ready when you are.

[ She presumes he's already ready. Mission: Evacuation and Demolition is a go! ]

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