Wrong and then again, wrong! It's not that difficult to fool humans. And every school needs an eccentric teacher! Maybe I'll teach French.

[It would be hilarious. He supposes he could be a student, but then he wouldn't get to give William bad grades.]

I didn't say anyone cares, I said that was how I was going to get the job! He only has to manipulate the school, not you.

[He suddenly leans in to tap William's chest again.]

Hello! Are you listening in there, dear? I'm going to give Willy bad grades, and it's going to be hilarious.