[He's a savior to have on board, it's true... A savior who can find bathrooms, perform engacho properly, and-- thieve pillowcases from rooms they pass by to use as towels, apparently?! Hello, good bye, he'll be right back - slipping into one of the siderooms and stripping the first pillow he sees of its case. Fortunately, nothing gross is inside, waiting to karma retribution him into oblivion for stealing. But hey! He sure isn't spotting any linen closets, and one must make do.]

Oh— Yep! They'll be totally clean, buuut since we don't really know how long we'll be stuck here, it's best to wash up at least a little. [At which point - good bye, unibrow! He wipes it onto the pillowcase with a sigh, and then holds the clean half out.]

Here! Your clothes'll be fine if we can't find a bathroom, but you can at least clean up your face.