[Sharon starts up after, instinctively balling her hands up into fists. she may not have a gun, but she can still fight...]

Me either. I mean, God. We've seen some weird stuff, but this? Takes the cake. I never was much of one for waking up in strange places with no memory of how I got there, but I think this should get me some sort of award.

[And quip, apparently. Nervous as she is, it's hard not to lapse into bad comedy.]