[ If he was hoping for panic, he just needed to wait for her to get past the moment of fridge horror. Now it's like she's making up for lost time, what with the yelling and the flailing arms. ]

Quick! Do you have a cell phone? We need to call an ambulance! And the police! Do you know CPR? My father was going to teach me but--I still don't know how!

[ If only she had her school bad. Why doesn't she have her school bag? In fact--how did she get here? Finally the absurdity and strangeness of the situation is hitting home--and it's not helping. ]