[Wow this sure is one suspicious brat.]

Or I could do none of the above, because all of that sounds like waaaay too much work.

There's probably some authorities around somewhere; let them figure it out.

[He's pretty sure he would remember it if he'd killed the guy. Pretty sure. But even if he had done it and gets caught, what's the worst that could happen? The death penalty? He's already died once, and it obviously didn't take. Maybe a second go would help it stick.]