[Ah. Chibi stops, raises both eyebrows, and listens patiently. Part of him wants to argue, but part of him knows there's a point there; things do not make sense around here. They never have. Goddess knows he's worked over certain things a million times - why did those robots drop them in there, last time? What the hell is Mosley on?]

[The arrogance in Chibi, though, says he'll learn!]

Abridged version, abridged version. There are better places to give you the long story than here. [He sighs.] And... Well, I did warn you. The last fellow I know sort of, ah... Shorted out the connection to the one in the br-- the seat of his consciousness [he didn't have a brain. there was just space there. there were stars in there. but try explaining that to someone who's already pissy and doubtful], and there was a bit of an explosion. [And Chibi had to clean it up. That sucked.]

[A sadistic part of Chibi considers actually introducing this guy to Saiduq. Good old 'teleports directly into your apartment without warning,' 'texts you before he tears his eyeballs out to tell you to come get implants from his dead body' Saiduq. There are weirder aliens out there!]

If you'd like to try, though, after you die quite the death, you will come back to find what I have told you.