Varric had seen a lot of weird shit in his days. Seen a lot of people killed by weird shit, no less. Sometimes his outlandish stories had truth in their outlandishness; not everything was liberal falsehoods. Still. A .... rubber chicken? At first he had thought it was a real chicken but. Nope. That thing is hanging way too oddly to be real (unless it's some new breed of organless chicken and in that case he really doesn't even wanna know). ]
It's going so-so. You know. Good as it can get in a weird old house. Been in so many yet I never get used to them.
[ Cool, keeping it casual. No big. ]
Right. Maybe he just died on his own? Shit like that happens all the time.
[ There's definitely a touch of sarcasm there. C'mon bro. C'mon. ]
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Varric had seen a lot of weird shit in his days. Seen a lot of people killed by weird shit, no less. Sometimes his outlandish stories had truth in their outlandishness; not everything was liberal falsehoods. Still. A .... rubber chicken? At first he had thought it was a real chicken but. Nope. That thing is hanging way too oddly to be real (unless it's some new breed of organless chicken and in that case he really doesn't even wanna know). ]
It's going so-so. You know. Good as it can get in a weird old house. Been in so many yet I never get used to them.
[ Cool, keeping it casual. No big. ]
Right. Maybe he just died on his own? Shit like that happens all the time.
[ There's definitely a touch of sarcasm there. C'mon bro. C'mon. ]