[His sword now will be safe. From cleaving anything into two?! Jeez?]

Really? Goodness, so everything here must be strange to you. [She should've known, look at his heavy armour and sword. But she's met enough people who dress like him but know technology too.

Oh well--] Once we get out of here, you can see more. Better ones, not like this junk. [Wow Vietnam, it brought you here.] First we need water, you are getting thirsty, no? Especially since you are dressed in many layers.

[I DIDN'T WORD IT LIKE THAT ON PURPOSE, GOD.]