[ a thief clad in green does not fair well in the desert! there's no place to hide, and there's sand in his boots! could this get any worse? yes, it can actually. ]

Hahaha... This castle seems more fit to be a doghouse than anything.

[ please, it's... literally made of sand, Nero. ] Don't tell me you don't have anything better to do than bark, Princess?

[ ugh, no praise from this man! none! he doesn't have time to give Nero a pat on the head! ]