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And in lighter news...

Ask Me Anything/IC Anon!

We've all seen how this works: everyone has a story and weird experiences, and everyone wants to know about them! Now's your time to ask, share and learn everything you've ever wanted to know (and then some.)

How to Play

1.) Post with your character with a subject line describing themselves
e.g. "I'm a college student moonlighting as a superhero AMA"
2.) Watch the questions come as other characters respond to yours either as themselves or as anon!
3.) Questions can be about the character themselves, about things they've done in game, etc. Be creative!
4.) Try to answer truthfully, you crazy kids. Meme rules/meme magic/etc etc.
5.) Obligatory "have fun" rule here!

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I am no pervert. You are the depraved one for suggesting that my inclinations ran that way in the first place.

[Okay this went back into unfun territory because it's hitting a nerve. So he's going to keep... hitting back, like that makes sense.]

NO ONE IS FREE OF SIN, WILLIAM!!! YOU'RE A BIG OL' PERV, GOD'S SEEN IT!!!

[What madness has Kaz descended to?! Although, the moment that half-crazed shriek left him, he seemed to realise just how fucking insane he sounded. He blinked]

......... wow okay, I have no idea where that came from.

Who cares about what go thinks?

[Seriously dude, you ever read the bible? God is... not one to be throwing stones.]

...are you alright?

Yeah... I think I channelled Abel a bit too hard for a moment there.

So... he cares about that sort of thing?

[Yeah demons are weird.]

I guess so? Uh, let's forget that ever happened... so, what were we talking about?

[...oh]

Oh, right, your big ol' crush on Head Boy!

Actually we were talking about your unnatural affections for your cousin.

They're not unnatural!

[Beat.]

I-I mean- I don't have any affections for Naoya!!

...sure you don't.

[You are such a good debater Kaz. Top notch.]

[Stop picking on his poor lying- er- debating skills!]

I don't! He's a manipulative, smug asshole anyway! I'd rather smooch your nerdy Head Boy!

That sounds rough.

[And just convinces William that Kaz is a masochist.]

I know right? He always does stupid things, like - oh, his ability to read people so thoroughly he can predict how the conversation's going to go! Every time he sends me emails, or texts, he just writes out all the responses to whatever I was gonna say! It's so annoying! And he does it because he knows it's annoying! And also, he keeps going into my room whenever I tell him not to, and he has this smug shitty smirk on his face and treats me like a kid all the time and-

[Oh no, what have you started, William?]

Oh you suffer through the whole "going into your room without so much as a by your leave because Ican problem too?" Granted it's Sytry and Dantalion who do that to me.

Annoying, isn't it? Our bedrooms are supposed to be sanctuaries! Safe zones! No creepy cousins or boundary-impaired demons allowed!

I hope you cousin hasn't literally teleported right on top of you. It's not a fun experience.

...uh. No, that...hasn't happened to me...

[William, what happens in your life...?!]

I suppose that would be a bit worrying if you cousin was doing that to you.

[so much is wrong in his life. You have no idea.]

Yeeeeah, uh, pretty sure he'd be breaking a few laws with that. I'm a minor, y'know.

[Beat]

Wait, you're a minor too, aren't you?

The age of consent is 16 back home. That said, there are other reasons it is not legal.

Incest.

[Well - no, okay, cousins was fine in terms of incestuous relationships in the eyes of the law, but considering technically speaking, Kaz and Naoya were brothers in the reincarnated, spiritual sense... would that count? Could it count? Well, hm...]

Ish? Could reincarnated brothers count for incest? I'm guessing it's a bit of a legal grey area...

I imagine it would be. I do not think the law would consider it as such, since that would require recognizing reincarnation as real and valid. And if you counted reincarnated brothers as incest, that would mean you are recognizing such relationships as legally valid, which would create all kinds of problems.

[It's kind of a headache to think about, but fascinating.]

Huh, so I guess, technically speaking, it'll be okay if me and Naoya did things. I mean, cousin relationships are sort of frowned upon, but they're perfectly legal. So-

[...

...

...hold on a minute]

N-Not that I'm seriously considering it! I'm just saying... as in, like, that it would be legal! S-So, yeah!

...you need help. Very badly.

[Like what the hell man.]

Don't say that! Don't kinkshame meeee...!

[It looks like he's not even trying to deny it anymore...]

I do not even know what kinkshaming is, though I think you are doing that well enough without my help.

[Though he probably knows how to do it on a purely instinctive level.]

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