I'm not loud. [He says loudly and indignantly.]

And like I said, I'm not a person! I'm a sword! [And then, because he figures it'd probably be a good idea to clear up some other things while they're on the topic:]

My master summoned me and made this body for me, but my real body is still a sword, so of course people are gonna touch me. They have to if they're gonna wield me, right?