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Kashuu "misplaced swirly pasta" Kiyomitsu ([personal profile] adornmental) wrote in [community profile] ioculus 2016-01-09 08:23 am (UTC)

GOOD points at eyes points at u

You totally picked the worst spot on purpose, didn't you?!

[As if Okuni got the rope and put it on the statue specifically because she felt in her bones that she'd need to ruin Kashuu's shoes today...

That said, his face is miraculously still okay! Not that he actually stops to answer her question, because he's a moron and is now more focused on trying to beat the pile of gunk to win the rope. He can't let his shoes slip again! What if he really does fall face-first next time?! He'd probably just lie down in the garbage pit and pray for death.

Anyway, by the time he gets to the statue, his shoes are definitely beyond salvage... But at least that's it! His pants have managed to avoid the splash zone and if he's careful with extracting the rope, he'll be just fine. So he's very careful! Very, very careful... Like, he's definitely taking a fair few minutes here.]

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