You're gonna give me a headache if you keep yelling!
[Says the person who is also, in fact, yelling. BUT HEY... He's just the sort of moron who raises his voice when other people raise theirs.
Anyway, he seems content to keep pressed to his side of the bag too, even though there's no real way to completely avoid touching her. He doesn't want to end up shanked though, so he's trying his best to bust out of here asap and iT'S JUST... NOT WORKING... No matter how hard he presses at the sides of the bag, it just stretches without actually ripping. He'll get around to answering her other important questions later, because first things first:]
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[Says the person who is also, in fact, yelling. BUT HEY... He's just the sort of moron who raises his voice when other people raise theirs.
Anyway, he seems content to keep pressed to his side of the bag too, even though there's no real way to completely avoid touching her. He doesn't want to end up shanked though, so he's trying his best to bust out of here asap and iT'S JUST... NOT WORKING... No matter how hard he presses at the sides of the bag, it just stretches without actually ripping. He'll get around to answering her other important questions later, because first things first:]
What the hell kind of garbage bag is this—?!