[Well that was. A thing. A yelp, really. Because this is so not what he signed on for. Not even a little bit. Sure, he could whack the "attacking" creature with his own sword but --]
[But that's a really. Really big rat.]
[Congrats, Anakin. Somewhere in your vicinity of Sighs And Sulks(C), there will be a large red robot, seemingly made of awkward teenage limbs (all gangly and lanky), scrambling backward on his metal butt away from that large, and menacing rodent.]
N-Nice animal! Relax! Okay? Just chill. I'm pretty sure I don't taste good!
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[Well that was. A thing. A yelp, really. Because this is so not what he signed on for. Not even a little bit. Sure, he could whack the "attacking" creature with his own sword but --]
[But that's a really. Really big rat.]
[Congrats, Anakin. Somewhere in your vicinity of Sighs And Sulks(C), there will be a large red robot, seemingly made of awkward teenage limbs (all gangly and lanky), scrambling backward on his metal butt away from that large, and menacing rodent.]
N-Nice animal! Relax! Okay? Just chill. I'm pretty sure I don't taste good!