[Okuni makes it her life's mission to land on all shit lists, it's true. That way she gets a ton of coal in her stocking every Christmas!! LIKE NOW, with Kashuu being super rude and unwilling to indulge her. LOOKS LIKE IT'S COAL AGAIN]

I've never seen a tsukumogami before. It's like one of those once-in-a-lifetime encounters that would never happen back home! [like landing in a giant trash heap in an alternate universe] Anyway, it's not like you're the same as the sword of an average samurai, right? You're special, right?

[right right right right right]