[ Atsushi is the protagonist of his story, he's the dangerous boy-tiger with a bounty on his head, a menace to the mafia and a valued member of his affiliated Agency— surely he can do something as simple as dodge an incoming half-dead rat. Surely.
Surely he can use his lightning-fast half-tiger powers to avoid this impending embarrassment!!!!
Except he doesn't, because he's too startled by the fact that Okuni did this in the first place?? Though he doesn't know what he should have expected, to be honest. ]
—?!?!?
[ An indecipherable sound of misery and surprise, and Atsushi gets hit. Right in the face. By a probably dead animal.
Said animal slides down his cheek and falls at his feet, and he's left standing there dumbly with his soul leaking out of his ears. ]
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Surely he can use his lightning-fast half-tiger powers to avoid this impending embarrassment!!!!
Except he doesn't, because he's too startled by the fact that Okuni did this in the first place?? Though he doesn't know what he should have expected, to be honest. ]
—?!?!?
[ An indecipherable sound of misery and surprise, and Atsushi gets hit. Right in the face. By a probably dead animal.
Said animal slides down his cheek and falls at his feet, and he's left standing there dumbly with his soul leaking out of his ears. ]
A...ha. Haha... [ All he can do... is laugh... ]