[ Don't worry, Naruto, he won't be challenging anyone for a while until he can do it without having moldy ricotta cheese squishing through his sandal and between his toes with every step he takes. The feeling is more than a little distracting, not to mention gross. Besides, while he won't care if Naruto's weakened or not when they finally clash, he's really not interested in fighting in the middle of a landfill.
There are so many things he wants to say in response to being called a baby over not wanting to be carried -that if he tries it he's getting electrocuted, that the only way he'd ever let himself be carried is when he's dead, that he'd rather have to hold the blond's hand for a few moments than be carried out, that he's not Naruto's wife- but the response that comes out is none of the above. ]
Why do you keep talking about wanting to carry me? I already told you it's not happening, so get that out of your head already!
[ He's never been so glad to see the clones, though, because upward movement and concentrating elsewhere means getting away from the current conversation. It also means he doesn't have to keep both eyes open to watch for falling trash, so he can hasten a recharge. That doesn't mean he won't try to get a non-verbal jab in though, using Naruto himself as a springboard when taking the clone's hand ...and using the foot he'd stepped in gross lasagna with to push off of him. Sorry, not that sorry, hope he likes having a disgusting footprint on his clothes. ]
then they'd probably end up in a garbage bag
There are so many things he wants to say in response to being called a baby over not wanting to be carried -that if he tries it he's getting electrocuted, that the only way he'd ever let himself be carried is when he's dead, that he'd rather have to hold the blond's hand for a few moments than be carried out, that he's not Naruto's wife- but the response that comes out is none of the above. ]
Why do you keep talking about wanting to carry me? I already told you it's not happening, so get that out of your head already!
[ He's never been so glad to see the clones, though, because upward movement and concentrating elsewhere means getting away from the current conversation. It also means he doesn't have to keep both eyes open to watch for falling trash, so he can hasten a recharge. That doesn't mean he won't try to get a non-verbal jab in though, using Naruto himself as a springboard when taking the clone's hand ...and using the foot he'd stepped in gross lasagna with to push off of him. Sorry, not that sorry, hope he likes having a disgusting footprint on his clothes. ]