I can't time travel. Although, if anything, weird things happen here all the time.

[ he still can't believe this. still low-key stressing about having a child he never heard about? who... then...? maybe if he asks and gets a name of the Mysterious Woman who gave Hijikata a surprise daughter it would ring a bell? no, maybe not. oh my god, if Souji finds out Hijikata will never find peace with all the kind of comments he could say about this. ]

There's no way this could've happened, don't tell me I'm dreaming or something- or this place is pulling some kind of sick joke, if so it's not a very good one.

[ so he's probably... going to get closer to Kaoru and maybe tug on her cheek a bit (sorry). ] Are you sure you're real?