[ Souji's perfectly mirrored expression of surprise finally melts into something else because ohhhh my god ]
[ he fucking knew it ]
[ hijikata-san would ]
No way -- [ Souji just. throws his head back and starts laughing. He laughs so hard that he has to bend forward or he'll fall forward and land face-first in the trash. He laughs as if Kaoru said the funniest joke on purpose and isn't actually super shocked like he was a moment ago. ]
Toushizou Hijikata-san's daughter? You mean, that Hijikata-san -- ? The demon vice-commander who said married men with children aren't allowed into the Shinsengumi -- [ He knows it's probably a different Hijikata-san, but this is too rich. ] Did he get married? No way, he's not the type! I know, it's because he made a mistake, right? He couldn't hold his liquor...!
3/3
[ he fucking knew it ]
[ hijikata-san would ]
No way -- [ Souji just. throws his head back and starts laughing. He laughs so hard that he has to bend forward or he'll fall forward and land face-first in the trash. He laughs as if Kaoru said the funniest joke on purpose and isn't actually super shocked like he was a moment ago. ]
Toushizou Hijikata-san's daughter? You mean, that Hijikata-san -- ? The demon vice-commander who said married men with children aren't allowed into the Shinsengumi -- [ He knows it's probably a different Hijikata-san, but this is too rich. ] Did he get married? No way, he's not the type! I know, it's because he made a mistake, right? He couldn't hold his liquor...!
[ LAUGHING LIKE A MADMAN ALL DAY LONG ]