Ah-- Not exactly. [ He clears his throat, looking a little sheepish as his left hand rubs the back of his head. ] I just serve a royal prat who can't keep out of trouble.

[ A literal. Royal. Prat.

He clears his throat then reaches out, looking disgusted as his hand slides into something slimy and gross. ]

I take it you have no plans of joining me for support?

[ Who would when they can float tbh???? ]