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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

corona: (‣ of sorrow's blade)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-11 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Funny thing, then, that she's got a habit of running around befriending savoury and unsavoury figures alike. For now, she shakes her head, fingers roaming over dusty shelves. ]

You're-- different, Usagi... You...you look like me sort of. Uh. Heh. I mean, your name may be weird but everything else about you has been - kind! So far. So...

[ shaking her head again ] Wow. What is all this stuff? This hard, shiny material... It's cold! Like iron. And these crinkly, loud, smooth... smooth bag things? Oh, look, there's a picture of potatoes on this one!
corona: (‣ skepticism)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-11 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
What, are... you a bird man, or something?

I; i have waited for this all my life???

[personal profile] ex_forcechoke292 2016-01-11 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[There's something to be said when Anakin can pick up on someone's else's impatience. When his own if normally distracting enough to narrow his focus ("for the worse"), the bad feeling he's getting is so heavy and permeating that it stops his breath for a moment.

Not that he doesn't empathize. It's unfamiliar, uncomfortable with this rain that feels stickier than it does wet, and absolutely disgusting. That said, even he can't keep his mouth shut when he happens upon the other man. His eye-line follows the kicked rat with (barely contained) amusement.]


I'd hate to see whatever he did.

[Levity? What's levity?]
notsolomon: (pic#9161760)

[personal profile] notsolomon 2016-01-11 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes they do, but it's very vague. All they said this time around was that this was a way for us to learn about recycling.

[He looked around at the garbage dump before them.]

So I assume it has something to do with taking care of this mess before us. Or escaping it.
sayonaradumbass: (you're outta your mind)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-11 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
The secret of the teeth--

[well what the fuck, why not!!]

Hell yeah you do. Welcome to the Capsules, miss...?
adornmental: is also actually 5 years old (surrounded by actual 5 year olds)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-11 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT--]

I said something about swords! That's what I am, you know!

[He's being the most literal right now but he's also leaving out like every actually important piece of information?!]
corona: (‣ to take me home?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-11 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
OH! Eh - heheh heh. Rapunzel. I'm Rapunzel. You know, you never told me what the Capsules do, exactly...
coastal: (✧ you protag too hard)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-11 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[SHE'S TOO CONFUSED.]

What are you talking about -- you're a person!

[???? As far as she's concerned there's no way around this one. He's definitely still a warm-bodied person who can talk and express himself.... not some cold piece of metal with the intention to harm someone?!]
chaoticwhimsy: (It's so obvious!)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2016-01-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, well, if you let fire that pathetic get you, it'd be pretty hilarious." The trash was so slow! You could just walk away from it!

"It wasn't luck," she stretched her arms out to either side as if to say 'See, look at me.' "I'm much too special to get caught in a trap like that."
Edited (typo) 2016-01-11 05:27 (UTC)
adornmental: (who wears long sleeves in summer)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-11 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[And now, a thousand pages later, it finally sinks in. Ah... He's really got to get better about remembering these VERY IMPORTANT THINGS.]

No I'm not. I'm a sword spirit! A tsukumogami.
cryptologic: (▲ i'll show thee the way)

[personal profile] cryptologic 2016-01-11 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow. You try to help a (half-robot) guy and he starts shooting his arm cannon and you. What a world.

Except Dipper is a little too alarmed by the blasts to really lament his situation, instead trying to pry loose the arm from the drone and not fall to his death at the same time. He's gonna need a miracle. ]


Hey! Watch it!
coastal: (✧ nnnnnoooooo)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-11 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . . that's a foreign term. And the idea of him just being... a spirit.... is also kind of weird. So now she looks kinda wary.]

Does that.... make you different from a person? I've never met such a loud sword before.
adornmental: (oh......... grody)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not loud. [He says loudly and indignantly.]

And like I said, I'm not a person! I'm a sword! [And then, because he figures it'd probably be a good idea to clear up some other things while they're on the topic:]

My master summoned me and made this body for me, but my real body is still a sword, so of course people are gonna touch me. They have to if they're gonna wield me, right?
coastal: (✧ peons.)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-11 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
You're quite loud. [she says, just as loudly]

.... I suppose that makes more sense. [sort of, but she blinks and tilts her head a bit] I understand less in regards to you allowing strangers to wield you, though.

[Ayura has her twin swords that she sort of keeps on her at all times... so--]

Shouldn't you only allow your master to wield you? Or are you some sort of... sword for hire?
sayonaradumbass: (stop)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-11 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Like the-- ?? Okay... [well someone had enthusiastic parents] Nice to meet you, then! I'm Kaneda, the boss. And we Capsules just...ride around and have a good time, that sorta thing.
corona: (‣ no matter the trouble you meet)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-11 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
You mean the entire purpose of the gang is to have fun? [ This is revolutionary and she's totally suspicious of the fact.

Best play cool for now. ]


O...kay. Well. In that case - what should we do now? Er. What do you guys usually do as you're... riding around.
obumbravit: mine (1)

Can Cerealia handle TWO shitlord skywalker boys?? I'm not sure it can!!

[personal profile] obumbravit 2016-01-11 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[To say that Kylo Ren hasn't practiced exactly what he would say if he had ever come face to face with the real and living Darth Vader would be a lie. It's gone through his mind a million times, maybe more, the direction he would find in his words and the surety in the dark side that he would provide.

But he came into the world too late to meet him, and there wasn't many photos rolling around of his honored grandfather prior to the great conversion after all. As such when Kylo Ren turns to address the man who speaks, he doesn't recognize the voice or appearance of Aniken Skywalker. There's something that does catch his attention though, something that urges him to reply instead of just stalk off, a tug in the force.]


It's just a rat.

nacreous: (and you would do it again)

it's all good!

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-11 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[inanimate gemstones. ah, what a world. Pearl will just shake her head in response]

I guess not. [and she was trying so hard! that nagging insecurity pokes at the back of her mind, and she feels like a failure for a moment. though that is easily masked. they will have to try something else] Maybe we're supposed to do something together for it to come off.
adornmental: (you're a problem)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-11 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
You're just saying that 'cause you're loud. [That doesn't even make any sense BUT OKAY KASHUU.

Anyway, since he's not at risk of tipping over anymore, he'll ease his hands away from Lili. He'd be crossing his arms over his chest right about now if they weren't stuck in garbagetown, but since he can't, he just settles for looking vaguely standoffish...]


None of us are swords for hire, geez! [Somehow he takes more offense to this than to her vague allusions that he's a cheap date...]

But Haruji can't wield us directly yet, so it's fine if someone else does for a little while. [...] I mean, no one else has ever actually wielded me for long, but I wouldn't mind if they did. ...They have to be able to take really good care of me, though! It's no good otherwise. I'm not gonna be used by any old person who thinks they know how to swing a sword.
niceguypose: (anguish)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-11 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
B-but...! [He whimpers as he tries to focus back on the bag.]

Ah... No matter my skill, this blade should still be able to cut through any normal bag! There- there must be something wrong!
sayonaradumbass: (my brain is sore)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-11 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. That and beat up assholes but y'know.

[she definitely should be

humming to himself, Kaneda scratches at his chin]


We don't got a ride so we'll haveta walk until then....and probably kick some ass. You up for it?
geophile: (pic#9305591)

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-11 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ hey, he likes his gemstones. not that pearl isn't cool herself, but caving is awesome. ]

Maybe... [ he looks down for a moment, brow furrowed in thought. hacking at the bag didn't seem to do any good, but they've been talking... could that be the key? it's not like they've been doing anything besides that.

it's worth a shot. ]


I'm sure we'll figure it out. But in the meantime, I feel like I at least owe you an introduction of my own. [ he offers her a smile, small and polite. ] My name is Steven.
nacreous: (don't you want him to live)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-11 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[just talking? no, there had to be more than that. like, they probably have to do some stupid recycling task, or...

ah, wait. what did he say his name was?]


Steven? [Pearl would shake his hand if she could] What a coincidence! I have a very good friend with the same name!
corona: (‣ much too deep?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-11 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ No. ]

Yeah.

[ Rapunzel, who is tossing her hair, has never been so unprepared in her life. ]

I am completely prepared for this.
geophile: (pic#9305581)

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-11 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ if there's one thing that steven has been learning through his time in the colony, it's that sometimes the simpler answers are the correct ones. while that might not be the case here, it's a possibility, and he has a hunch.

while his hunches usually aren't wrong, they can at least brainstorm if it is. ]


Is that right? Well, I certainly hope I live up to the name.