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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

obumbravit: footlights (3)

[personal profile] obumbravit 2016-01-10 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a girl shrieking half way down the slope, and Kylo Ren barely gives her a second thought, his face hard lined and focused. His helmet is on the other mountain of garbage directly across from him, and he moves with a purpose, passing within feet of the miserable garbage soaked creature. He barely takes two steps past her when the whole mountain rumbles, and the metal scrap under his left foot (a refrigerator?) buckles inwards and sends him sideways, colliding with the girl and sending them both deep into the muck.]
coastal: (✧ dumbass)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-10 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[He let it slide..... good..... otherwise she'd probably fight him and that's just not conducive to their business as well.

Now she's just going to kick aside some garbage. Unimpressed.]


You must be joking if you think there's something underneath all of this.
coastal: (✧ VERBAL SMACKDOWN IMMINENT)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-10 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even remotely.

[He looks like he'd be really shitty to have at any party ever -- but she won't say that out loud. She has a different? Point to make?]

But you can't blame me for having trouble believing all of this regardless. Whoever invented this system must be truly careless and incompetent.

[tell us how you really feel]
niceguypose: (anguish)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-10 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
N-no! [He frowns at those comparisons as he tries to clear the air.]

I... am just a ninja! It is like being a mercenary in some ways... [...But this blade sure isn't cutting through this bag.]
sortileges: (42)

[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-10 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Then they really would burn to death, lbr.

He looks down at what she kicks, giving her a look as if to ask "What is that going to help???" then turns away. ]


Oh, of course. Just let me think of a way to fly out of here then. [ Well that's just Rude. ]
obumbravit: (4)

[personal profile] obumbravit 2016-01-10 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a man standing not far away trying to straighten himself out, and Kylo Ren just gives him a dismissive glower, making a point to crush the next skittering thing under his heel as he turns away from him.]
swordboning: (pic#9171391)

[personal profile] swordboning 2016-01-10 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...amazingly mature. I don't know how anything in the world survived without you up until this point.
adornmental: (what is this shit)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-10 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Which part of that is gross, huh?

[Said in a tone like I'LL FIGHT YOU, PUNK. Don't dishonor his sword name!!

He may or may not have forgotten that he hasn't actually mentioned he is a sword, yet...]
coastal: (✧ making it weird)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-11 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . ]

Are you a good ninja?

[Because it sure seems like we're still not solving any problems here.]
newblood: (240)

[personal profile] newblood 2016-01-11 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds tropical. [ a beat ] And fancy, so I'm guessing not near here.

[ she twists her hands in frustration, judging that owen knows as much as she does about their whereabouts and predicament. for a moment, she considers compelling him to check if he's telling the truth.

but that's not morally great and, somehow, she doubts the guy with a rusty ass bike stuck to his hand is an evil mastermind. ]
We should probably check that out -- what's near here, I mean. See if anyone can help remove that junk before it rots your hand.

[ joking but also not. ]
coastal: (✧ WHINING INTENSIFIES)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-11 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well at least upwards has a guaranteed exit -- or do you think that digging through garbage sounds like a fun hobby?!

[UNIMPRESSED.

DO YOU HEAR HOW UNIMPRESSED SHE IS.]
sortileges: (37)

[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-11 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well I wouldn't call it fun. [ His hand moves to scratch his cheek as he tries to take another look around while still moving away from the machine. ] I would call it better than breaking our necks falling to our deaths though.

[ WELL BE UNIMPRESSED THEN!!!!!!! HE'S NOT HERE TO PLEASE YOU PRINCESS AND THE PEA?!?! ]
coastal: (✧ making it weird)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-11 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL SHE'LL FIGHT HIM, TOO.]

What part of it isn't gross?! Have you no self-respect as a person to just allow others to lay their hands on you so casually? How on earth were you raised?!

[Is this also a part of poor people culture???? how little does she know about the world]
niceguypose: (sad)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-11 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I - I should be! I promise that I have worked hard to be a splendid ninja! But, this bag... I do not understand!!

[He shoots an insecure glance towards his fellow trash captive.]

Could this bag be... magical?!
adornmental: (not allowed)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-11 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[TAKE IT TO THE PIT, NERD.

He's also starting to get all huffy and indignant, which delays his realization for a second--]


It's not gross at all! What good's a sword that's never touched, huh?! That'd be super sad.

[okay but is he making things better or worse, though.]

!!!

[personal profile] ex_forcechoke292 2016-01-11 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a vague moment of recognition that he can't place, no matter how hard he tries. There's no point in trying to force it, and the girl seems too preoccupied to provide information first-hand. He gives up on it after a moment and nods in affirmation.

That's the best way to do it: eliminate the problem, then prod. But, because this is Anakin Skywalker, and because he has this problem with needing to be the very best (like no one ever was), he takes the opportunity to show off with the instructions. A little.

When he forcelifts a bigger slab of metal than either of them could hope to lift physically, he can hear 13 years of admonishment cycling in the back of his mind, about how this shouldn't be used except in necessity, but then, who said this wouldn't be later, right?

There we go. First piece down, and a foundation (hopefully) laid.]
chaoticwhimsy: (Facing down a savior.)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2016-01-11 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Lumina was no stranger to annoying someone to the point where they took a swing at her, though usually it wasn't this quick, so her eyes went a bit wide and she vanished into a swirl of light and darkness just as his hand reached the ledge, reappearing further down it, standing up.

"Jeepers, no sense of humor at all there, huh." She said, hands on her hips. She realized she had guessed wrong as he was pulling himself up out of the trash, but she certainly wasn't going to admit that.
notsolomon: (pic#9183645)

[personal profile] notsolomon 2016-01-11 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, something like that.

[William took a few steps, noting the way everything shifted.]

It might be that the correct path is underneath us even. It is hard to tell with this sort of game of theirs.
bravelyrunsaway: (huhu)

[personal profile] bravelyrunsaway 2016-01-11 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[ He sounds amused, still watching the other man's hands as he considers him from where he stands. Eventually he steps closer, largely unconcerned in body language, though again, seemingly careless steps are on the better stable ground. ]

You and everything else around here. You don't smell all that edible, on the other hand, where what that meat-bread-greens thing earlier was smelled delightful.

[ So... he ate it. He's also rolled in things that aren't on his human form, and for that, may they all be thankful. ]
cannoneer: (Titan)

[personal profile] cannoneer 2016-01-11 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa. She was a teleporter. It wasn't too often he saw that.

"Yeah, well, hard to have a sense of humor when you're about to extra crispy." Now that he was in relative safety, he could take a breather and fix his gaze off to where she'd managed to vanish to. "You're lucky that wasn't you down there."
pr159: (my 13th bad idea turned right)

[personal profile] pr159 2016-01-11 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ugh. He barely even remembers kicking her, it had meant so little to him; but it's certainly tempting now, after listening to that outburst. Honestly, not even the slightest bit of gratitude... She really is descended from Bisley. ]

That's a rather rude thing to say to a person who's saved your life twice now.

[ Once he's tucked his knives back into his pocket, he takes a step toward her and leans down. ]

If that's really what you want, though, I'm sure we can get you back on the next flight.
coastal: (✧ CRITICAL HIT)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-11 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU WANNA GO, FANCYPANTS.

he's making it worse. much worse. that's an innuendo waiting to happen and Lili can only get huffy and indignant back--]


What are you talking about?! Who said anything about swords?!
coastal: (✧ r u sure about that)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-11 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[The insecure glance just gets an unimpressed stare in return.]

Between the options of you being more boastful than you deserve or this bag being magical -- which sounds more likely?

[Why you gotta be so mean, tho.]
coastal: (✧ peons.)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-11 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[SHE'S GONNA BE UNIMPRESSED ALL NIGHT AND DAY THEN!!!!!]

Because collapsing from exhaustion due to useless digging and then getting burnt alive is so much better?

[What a pleasant conversation.]
corona: (‣ i'm the end of your telescope)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-11 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes. It's a secret. In that order.

So. Do I pass?