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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

niceguypose: (righteous)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-09 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Once shifts that garbage, there is indeed the face of a bushy-browed young man there, now peeking out from the garbage. He blinks.]

Hmm...!
swirlied: (26)

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-09 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, that explains the strange chimes he was hearing. It's kind of cute, actually. ]

It looks dangerous, you should probably get down from there!
swirlied: (29)

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-09 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Incomplete levels? What kind of game is this? [ A terrible one, in Yuuri's opinion.

He shakes his head. ]


I'm fine, but thanks. Where are would you get clean water from? [ Because magic can't totally be a thing here, right?

And because he should probably introduce himself too: ]
Oh, I'm Yuuri by the way.
swirlied: (1)

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-09 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
A quest. Right.

[ He lets out a sigh. ] What kind of quest are we supposed to be fulfilling here?
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[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-09 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly. Talk about a terrible level design. [ Yuuri doesn't play a whole lot of video games but he definitely knows a terrible one when he sees it. ]

There has to be an easier way out of this. [ But what that is, he has no clue. ]
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[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-09 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'll at least try to be dependable. ]

I do. But I've never played one like this before.

[ And he really hopes he never has to again. ]

Should we just start looking for a building or tunnel or something?
niceguypose: (sheepish)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-09 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
I have never heard of that game! B-but I suppose that this experience is like being placed into an 'arcade' game! ...A very realistic one!
niceguypose: (intense)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-09 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Rock Lee thinks that he is Rock Lee and that they formed a bond that transcends the entire mess.

But he hears that about Kaguya and nods seriously. It sounds like Sasuke is from the past after all. Always so behind the times.]


Yes... That seems to be the best way to describe it!

Sasuke-kun, I am from your future!!
cannoneer: (No way)

[personal profile] cannoneer 2016-01-09 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I... [Cyborg stops only a moment to lineface, then goes back to running.] Yeah. That seems about right.

[Well, when all else fails, use your arm cannon! He'll try some carefully precise sonic blasts at the drone. Hopefully Dipper (and his arm!) won't get in the way.]
rutenberg_spy: (proud)

[personal profile] rutenberg_spy 2016-01-09 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we're not gonna find it standing here ankle-deep in junk. Up for a little exploring, Your Majesty?

[without waiting for an answer, he starts picking his way toward a street, hoping for a better path to follow]
dereban: ❥ all icons are my own unless otherwise denoted. (Default)

[personal profile] dereban 2016-01-09 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[ She'll mirror that sigh, using one hand to run through her hair. ] I'm assuming we'll have to pick up trash like this... and get a certain amount before we're freed.
jungled: (pic#9814506)

[personal profile] jungled 2016-01-09 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I apologize. [He doesn't sound like he feels that bad about it, but...] I appreciate your effort, Iwa-san.

[He really does! But maybe it's because he... Well, you know, can't really do anything besides wait for him anyway.

ganbatte, iwa-san]
damfool: ([ "you're goofy" ])

[personal profile] damfool 2016-01-09 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Whatever bits of seriousness that had appeared on his face are replaced with confusion when Saburo hears about the historical figure death battle.Not only is Nobunaga a girl, but she's apparently in the future, fighting with various other historical figures (or those who he assumes is historical). There are many things he would like to ask, but the most important question is - ]

Okay ... let's just say everything you mentioned is possible somehow. [ Heck, they're in a trash heap of miracles now. Might as well. ] Is there a good reason why you guys are beating each other to death?

[ Even for a title like "Japan's Strongest" wouldn't mean much if it causes too much bloodshed. It is a bit hypocritical of him, considering all that has happened. But it is a part of himself Saburo would like to remain intact, as someone from the modern era. ]

Don't tell me it's just to see who's the strongest historical figure. That'd be too dumb.
nacreous: (don't you want him to live)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-09 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[a mineral enthusiast. it's been a long time since Pearl has met one of those. this human keeps finding ways to interest her, from his metal bird, to his love of minerals. perhaps she would keep an eye on him, too.

and why isn't this bag cutting? its material is so strong!]
I see. Then it may interest you to know that I am a gem. A Pearl, actually.
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[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-09 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's watching her attempt to cut the bag, but it doesn't look like she's having much more luck than he did. still, despite the whole being stuck in close quarters thing, he doesn't mind being near this stranger. she's definitely interesting, and he wants to talk to her a little more.

wait. did she say she was a pearl? but she looks almost human... ]


...I'm afraid I don't follow. Could you explain a little further?
nacreous: (don't you want him to live)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-09 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[can she explain a little further...! ha! Pearl loves to explain things, even when people don't ask her to] Of course...

[she saws at the bag, and when she pulls pack, she has made the tiniest dent in it. ugh, hopeless] I come from, what you might consider, an alien race. My people are all gems, and I am a pearl. Which is, coincidentally, my name. [she smiles, putting a finger to the gem on her forehead] This gem here is actually my basic form, but the body you are seeing now is a projection generated by my gemstone.
geophile: (pic#9722003)

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-09 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That...

[ it takes him a moment to process it all, but thankfully his own experience with strange creatures helps him wrap his brain around it all. pokemon like deoxys were technically "alien", so that part isn't surprising. what intrigues him is the fact that he's seeing a projection from that pearl... ]

...is positively fascinating.

[ he has so many questions that he doesn't really no where to start, so she'll simply get an awe-struck stare from him. this pearl... or rather, this "Pearl" has him captivated. ]
Edited 2016-01-10 00:31 (UTC)
unhappyreason: (09. why are you even alive?)

[personal profile] unhappyreason 2016-01-09 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NO AND NO, THANKS!! ]

Really? It wasn't? I couldn't tell. [ The most. mature. child, here. HUFF.... huff... here, sit up with them so the both of them can get their bearings. And so that neither of them goes shoving their hands in disgusting food or... or whatever else could be down here. ] Got any bright ideas then?

[ And uh, do you think humans are going to want to hold hands with you? And smile at you? Maybe if they're, like, about to swing you into a mud puddle and then laugh when you go into face-first. Yeah. That's just how humans are, you know? ]
Edited 2016-01-09 23:25 (UTC)
echoistic: (13.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-10 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, in that case... would you like some assistance, fair maiden?
echoistic: (2.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-10 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I'm pretty loud, aren't I? And if worst comes to worst, I can fly! Sorta.
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[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-10 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[... Wow, okay. That creature sure turned into a naked man. That said, Rhys doesn't look too caught off-guard by the nudity (the transformation itself is the most surprising thing), as he clicks his tongue.]

Duly noted, good sir!

[Not that he thinks he'll ever be in that situation. There aren't many, if any, people he personally hates enough that he'd want to grant them a slow death rather than simply end their life right there and then.

He glances down at the doll, even if the action does effectively nothing for him, before back at Licyn.]


Well, there's a very sad and long story behind this... Wait, what? Scent? Are you saying I smell?
echoistic: (4.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-10 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[tha... nks...?]

Lady, I mean no disrespect, but I don't think you're an innocent girl!
sayonaradumbass: (how is this my life)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-10 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
You ever been to school? I'm gonna guess not, since you don't get how damn boring it is. It's that easy. They don't teach anything worthwhile.
bountyless: BOUNTYLESS™ (if i was looking for safe)

[personal profile] bountyless 2016-01-10 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Goddammit!

[ He's out of rounds. He knows he's out of rounds and guess who conveniently has no bullets? It's Spike. What a hero. Clearly here to save the day.

Futilely, he wastes his last shots on the newly approaching drones before skidding to a stop, surveying his options. Or lack thereof.
]

I'm out. Do you have any bright ideas?!
coastal: (✧ tsuntsuntsun)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-10 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . hmph. She at least has the frame of mind to recognize that he really does seem to be trying everything that he can.]

Fine....

[She wants to say "thank you" or some other way to express her gratitude. But now that he's not a stranger - she knows his name and everything! - she doesn't know how to word it.]

.... Are you always this helpful to people you get stuck with?

[Look. She at least called him "helpful".]