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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

tiarae: (Attentiveness)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-09 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, you'll see. Usually colourful material around the snacks.

[Rapunzel please be careful of the glass though.

Still, Usagi is quick to scrunch her nose at any potentially old food smells as she continues searching. Her hair trails on the ground when she leans down a few times investigating some potential supplies.]


Why not? You trust me easily enough!

[Because Usagi makes friends as easily as breathing. Not everyone is so helpful and trusting....]
geophile: (pic#9726504)

bawnus

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-09 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh good gravy. the trash was bad enough, but being in such close quarters to someone who won't stop moving is difficult to deal with in itself. while she keeps shifting around, he's staying calm and stationary. if anything, he just looks exasperated - he's been up for a little while, and he's already tried the struggling thing. ]

A question I ask myself every day when it comes to CERES. Save your energy.
Edited 2016-01-09 03:42 (UTC)
cryptologic: (▲ where spirits dwell)

[personal profile] cryptologic 2016-01-09 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dipper keeps running, but it's not exactly like he's hard to outpace, here. ]

Do you want it back or not? Because that droid isn't going to do anything better with it!
cannoneer: (Oh brother)

[personal profile] cannoneer 2016-01-09 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Cyborg opens his mouth. Closes it. Grimaces, and then points up Dipper.]

I better not see any dents on it!
cryptologic: (▲ to wear their skin)

[personal profile] cryptologic 2016-01-09 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ He grins. Yeah, that's right, he's totally got this!!!

He willfully ignores a crippling moment of anxiety, aiming the magnet gun at the arm and holds on tight -

The gun zooms up to the arm, still carried by the drone, carrying Dipper with it. ]


-- Ooooookay, so, the good news is - I got the arm?
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-09 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's kind of important, Anakin. But she can't argue the point, because they do need to get out of here.

And if they make it out, he could take her to Leia and - Han. If he was telling the truth, and they were here. But the thought has edges too sharp, and she pushes it away. No - she could only think about the task at hand right now. ]


Right. [ She exhales a thinly held breath. ] So - y-you were saying. About getting a droid to crash in here.
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-09 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
...A few what?

[ Come again? ]
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-09 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's a good thing Kerra clarifies, because she's right, it does sound insane. Rey almost protests anyway - but what's the point? Kerra clearly believes what she's saying, and there's not much good that arguing that point will do.

For the moment, until she can figure out more on her own, what Kerra tells her is all she has to go off of. ]
The Force has the power to bring people together like that? [ there's still so much she doesn't know.. ] do you think it's responsible for bringing us here, too?

[ Were they...meant to meet, in some grand scheme? ]
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-09 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's a little easier to talk about. Jakku, as dangerous as it was, was just Jakku. Nothing special or exciting or important ever happened there.

Well, except for the day that she left. ]


Jakku, in the Western Reaches.
nacreous: (don't you want him to live)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-09 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[so she has her spear, and now Pearl is going to start hacking away at the garbage bag shirt thing]

I am a gem. I suppose you could think of me as an alien race, since I come from an entirely different solar system. [huh, that's strange. her spear isn't able to cut through the fabric!] But I had been living on earth for over five thousand years. [before, you know, being pulled into Cerealia]
nacreous: (keep your eyes on me)

steven pls

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-09 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[oh. ...that was something Pearl never expected, to be complimented like that. especially by a human. it completely throws her off her mojo for a minute]

Uh... Th-thank you! I'm quite proud of it myself!
retorter: (what more do you want)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-09 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's his charm point :3c. Souji waits, since Yukina's clearly got that part covered, and instead looks around for any nearby chutes that might be bigger... ]

So? Could we climb out? Or is it too far? [ Maybe he could give Yukina a boost first... ]
osuni: (AGAIN AGAIN)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-09 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Am not. You're just a bad liar.

[poking him in the ribs... not with her marker though BE THANKFUL RHYS]

Trying to take advantage of poor innocent girls by playing dead... You're terrible! [and she punctuates that with a giggle.... why]
geophile: (pic#8915045)

he craves every mineral

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-09 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
As you should be!

[ he'd kill to have a pearl like that in his collection! but it seems to be pretty important for her (seeing as a spear came from it and all), so he'll hold himself back that much. he'll get ahold of himself, clearing his throat.

skarmory just looks exasperated. ]


Ah- well, do pardon my enthusiasm. By all means, continue on.

[ getting out of this bind should be his top priority, not fanboying over rocks. ]
osuni: (i can't think of funny keywords bye)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-09 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[PURE-HEARTED KAGEMITSU!!!!]

[Osuni stares back at him. That's a... simple explanation, huh? But she can tell that it's not a lie and honestly... that reminds her too much of a certain someone. Not that she could imagine Sakichi ever saying something like that, but the way he bluntly expressed it...]


Still. [She finally says, holding out the swords.] You're so certain that we're family even though we just met. That's adorable.

[She says the word 'adorable' as if it's an insult. and if he reaches out to take those swords, she'll take a step. back. out of his range. still holding those swords... and smiling. uh oh]

Words are meaningless. [it's a Kumou twin policy after all. say one thing, mean another.] Instead of that, why don't you prove it through your actions? The first head of the Kumou family should have no trouble taking these back from me.

[another step back, and another.] Right?
erranthero: (Elation/Completion)

[personal profile] erranthero 2016-01-09 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
The Force has the power to do whatever it wants, Rey. [There's a smile. Big, bright, and genuine. She knows what you're thinking. Really.]

So maybe it is responsible. Hells if I know if that's what actually happened, but the Force works in mysterious ways.

[Which brings her to another point.]

You're sensitive to it, aren't you?
osuni: (peering)

a purehearted supervillain...

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-09 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[good thing okuni's stranded right now or she'd throw like mud at Kashuu's sparkling clothes out of petty jealousy... Instead, she's STRANDED. And totally frowning at Kashuu's punkish answer to her question, hmph!!! But then he asks another one, and she thinks...]

I did! [HM??? hm OH RIGHT. she nods] I saw one draped over an ugly statue. It shouldn't be too far from where you're standing.

[the statue might be in a middle of a puddle of ooze though...]
osuni: (ugh)

DAMMIT

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-09 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Okuni immediately gets up at the same time, saving them both from an embarrassing fall back into the trash.]

Okay, again. This time, we're standing up. One, two, three! [AND GETTING UP!!!]
snowyoni: (014)

[personal profile] snowyoni 2016-01-09 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe charm for the masochists out there...

For a moment Yukina looks thoughtful, weighing the situation.

And then in the next breath she just more or less leaps right in, plopping her hands straight down into the trash and ooze and muck with little hesitation as she does so.

She remains somewhat crouched in the entrance of the chute then with knees not quite touching the ground. She half-turns, glancing back to Souji himself.]


It may be best if I climb a bit and see if we can make it out.

[Though after a moment of thought, she offers out a hand. It's clearly a gesture of offering him a hand up, though it's a likely sticky and messy hand out she thoughtlessly offers. Because she's a very charming woman like that.]

Unless you would rather try as well.
Edited (I think chute, I type shoot. I have no excuses for myself.) 2016-01-09 06:05 (UTC)
nacreous: (keep your eyes on me)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-09 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[she's flustered, because he basically was calling her magnificent. and to know her gem like that... she laughs nervously, unsure of how to feel. Pearl's feelings on humans are... complicated. but no human has ever said such things to her before, aside from Steven (Universe).

UH. ANYWAY. yes, they were trying to get out of here! Pearl shortens her staff so that it's the length of a dagger, and then she starts attempting to cut away at the plastic. it doesn't do very much good]
S-s-so, you like gems?
damfool: ([ certainity ])

[personal profile] damfool 2016-01-09 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Saburo takes off his relatively dry red cape and drapes it around her shoulders. He's not really sure if being cold and wet worsens Souji's ... condition, but it surely wouldn't be a bad idea to keep her body temperature up. And don't try to argue, he won't accept it!! ]

Nobunaga you know?

[ Pausing. This girl. She knows both Ieyasu and Nobunaga? But Saburo doesn't remember ever meeting her. And if Michi has met her before, he thinks his partner in crime would have given him a heads-up. "You don't look like." Huuuh. ]

Not sure which Nobunaga you are friends with, but as far as I know, Nobunaga always has had this face. [ His eyes bore into Souji's blood-covered face, his panic mysteriously gone. ] But how do you know people like Nobunaga and Ieyasu?
retorter: KONDOU-SAN IS.... WHAT....? (run that by me again)

screencaps

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-09 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ ALSO GETTING UP. Wow, they're really cooperating, aren't they? That garbage bag should totally give them a break and separate... ]

Hey. [ He sounds mad. He's not even trying to be civil anymore. Not that he was really trying hard in the first place. ] Maybe you can't help being annoying, but try anything like that again and I'll kill you.

[ The bag stays. ]

2: prepare for the awful train to fucknopesville (because why make a GOOD first impression right?)

[personal profile] ex_forcechoke292 2016-01-09 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, really, Anakin would offer to help, normally. Honestly he would. (With no small amount of cajoling, perhaps, but that's for another time in a very different place.) But there's something here that's not...right.

He's got a bad feeling™ about this girl in particular, and it's enough of a weird feeling he can't place to leave him arrested in place, caught between "casual" observance and awkward staring. He usually knows enough about his feelings to deny them at the very least, but this is...

On a level he's honestly not sure what to do with at all.

Thank the force she notices and makes that decision for them both. He's not terribly keen on being told what to do, ever, but she has a point, and it's enough to jar him back into the present.]


Right, of course, sorry.

[He heads over in a rush to help her with the "recycling", but the apology is, at best, more goading than it is apologetic at all. Because this bad feeling™ isn't one he can seem to shake.]
geophile: (pic#9305582)

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-09 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ stevens are generally a good human breed, you know. if you wanna trust a human, trust a steven.

he doesn't mean to fluster her, but her personal reaction confirms his theory that that pearl isn't decorative - it's a part of her. that makes it (and by extension, her) all the more interesting to him. he's watching her curiously, eyes moving from her gem to how she's attempting to cut the bag. ]


You could certainly say that, yes. Though it's not limited to gems - I'm an enthusiast of any and all minerals, but it's the rarer ones that I really have an eye for.
Edited 2016-01-09 06:13 (UTC)
sayonaradumbass: (dont you ever eat???)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-09 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Z's....you know, a sleep cycle. That thing that most beings do.