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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

corona: (‣ and i don't care what you think anyway)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-08 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
So why are you hard to miss? You didn't answer the question.
rebelleian: (Default)

[personal profile] rebelleian 2016-01-08 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It doesn't take a lot to notice movement in this lifeless place, and at the first noises she instinctively draws her blaster. She'll just inch a little closer, defensively pointing it in front of her. ]

Who's there?
nacreous: (as you're moving forward)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-08 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[as pearl is moving her arm, she notices that the sack's fabric is quite strong. she's not sure what it is]

Your... Partners?
geophile: (pic#8845428)

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-09 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ he nods before huffing out, realizing that getting the ball with his hand just isn't going to happen. whatever, not the end of the world. ]

Skarmory, I need your help.

[ to pearl, it'll look like he's talking to nothing. but something definitely did hear him, because a flash of energy erupts from his belt, travelling out of the nearest hole in the bag between their heads to phase into what appears to be a metal bird that stands next to them. good thing poke balls don't require manual opening in tight spots! ]

Its wing feathers are as sharp as blades. With a little precision, they should be able to cut this bag...
Edited 2016-01-09 00:07 (UTC)
cresthopes: (Étreinte)

[personal profile] cresthopes 2016-01-09 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[As Angemon gave a nod, he placed his hand out toward them. Without another thought, Takeru just marched right up with a confident smile on him!]

C'mon, we need to get you to safety! I'm sure there's gotta be some place here that we can rest!

[And as much as takeru would love to gush and show off Angemon to Hikari and Tailmon? This wasn't the time! With them here, he needed to act like Taichi now. Gotta protect them or else!]
nacreous: (right foot)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-09 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Pearl watches in fascination as the creature is ejected from the ball. a bird made of metal!]

Is... Is it a robot? [whatever it is, the fact that it has metal feathers is extremely useful, and Pearl actually feels better about the human she got stuck with. sometimes humans can be so useless, but this one isn't]
notsolomon: (pic#9163280)

[personal profile] notsolomon 2016-01-09 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we play it. Which requires figuring out how they want us to do so. Which probably requires moving through this area first.

[Yeah the rules were really stupid unfortunately.]
geophile: (pic#9305590)

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-09 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ he shakes his head. it isn't the first time his steel friends have been mistaken for robots, and it certainly won't be the last. still, he likes educating people on them. ]

Skarmory is completely organic. They're born with their steel armour, and it hardens and sharpens with age and experience.

[ and with the experience of being under a champion trainer, it's safe to say that this skarmory's wings are very sharp. he calls the bird over, and it stands over them curiously (and a little imposingly). ]

We need you to cut these bonds for us. Carefully.
nacreous: (don't you want him to live)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-09 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[incredible! animals born with steel armor. Pearl smiles cheerfully at the beast, intrigued by it. oh, if only Rose was here to see it. Rose always liked new and exciting things]

Where I come from, birds aren't born with any kind of metal on them. None of the animals are. What did you say it was called again?
bountyless: BOUNTYLESS™ (alright look)

[personal profile] bountyless 2016-01-09 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ed?!

[ This is -

This is not what he expected.

This is not what he expected and this is not what he needs right now and can Ed even hold her own in a drone chase this is not what he wanted.
]

A little warning would be great!

[ And then he's firing at the drone again. Because if at first you don't succeed... ]
geophile: (pic#9793791)

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-09 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Skarmory. In classification terms, it's a Steel and Flying-type Pokémon - my world's equivalent to the animals you are familiar with.

[ it's then that skarmory readies a wing, and he straightens his back. ] Stay completely still. A cut from any of his feathers won't be easy to heal.

[ with careful precision, the bird steadies his wing and swipes at the bag. it appears to leave a sharp mark, but... no cut. needless to say, that surprises steven (and skarmory, who like almost offended) but this is CERES' doing. obviously it wouldn't be that easy. sigh. ]

How about that weapon you mentioned?
Edited 2016-01-09 01:49 (UTC)
snowyoni: (015)

[personal profile] snowyoni 2016-01-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[So cruel, Souji. So cruel.

At least she seems perfectly at peace with the possibility of existing in a garbage pit forever, according to the nod she gives his words.]


I understand.

[With that all there is left to do is find their way out, at least in her mind. By now they've reached the chute they came in through and Yukina pokes her head in to give it a look over.]
niceguypose: (intense)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-09 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Lee navigates his way through the trash heap, much like am amphibian in a pond. It is unclear exactly what this happening, but at least faint noises can be heard as Lee carries out his task.]
niceguypose: (big frown)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-09 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[There is something that sounds like an overly excited voice, but too muffled to be recognizeable. And then, a bandaged hand surfaces from the trash heap.]
tiarae: (A wondrous miracle)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Rinne-san then. This...level? Eh?

[It makes her think of video games. But back home there's nothing this extensive or impressive in that regard. Yet. Though she is distracted at his next question, tilting her head and looking a little sheepish, a hand behind her head.]

Ah, I thought I dropped my brooch.

nacreous: (balance is the key)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-09 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Pearl had waited patiently for Skarmory to cut. skarmory, she repeated to herself. she would have to remember that, and the other word Steven mentioned. poke-something. but there would be plenty of time for questions once they were out of this bag...!

...and it didn't work. maybe its feathers weren't that sharp? they certainly looked sharp from where Pearl was seated, like blades]


Right. [with a bit of squirming, Pearl slowly raises her arm. it takes her about a half a minute of struggling before she's gotten her arm free from the bag] Ungh, there! [she wiggles her fingers and then moves her hand up to her head. then she closes her eyes.

the large gem on her forehead begins to glow, and then something seems to appear there, bathed in light, a rod of sorts. Pearl starts pulling it out of her forehead. yep]
pseudonyms: (Let's take the worst and make it better)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-09 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Well isn't that impressive. She's watching her hair in absolute amazement and when Rapunzel uses her hair as an actual tool she hops up onto the newspapers and peers outside of the dumpster.]

I guess you can. [Hm...she doesn't have 70 feet of hair but she's agile enough. Up on the pile of papers and soon she's pushing her hands up on the edge of the dumpster, pressing up to swing her body over and landing on the ground next to Rapunzel.] Pretty useful trick. Is your hair okay? [Yes, that's important.]
pseudonyms: (as you'll see by the way)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-09 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Tetris makes sense to her because it's all one giant video game. It's the other part that confuses her. Jungle? Hug bug?] A hug bug? [She's even repeating it because senpai???? Let's investigate some more.] When were you two in a jungle? I thought the whole planet was like this.
pseudonyms: (Where all our colors run together)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-09 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Well it's not like she has much to lose at this point. He's been here longer than she has and eventually they'll find their way out. So she's just as enthused and looks in the direction he's pointing.]

Great, let's go! [And she's already moving forward. Hope you can keep up. And I think this is a good place to end?]
niceguypose: (pure joy)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-09 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ossu! Let our youth be at full power!

[And so they set off. Yes it can end!!]
geophile: (pic#9051213)

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-09 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ any normal, rational human being would be in awe at the sight of a woman pulling a weapon from her forehead. but when it comes to rare stones, steven is definitely not one to adhere to normal reactions. oh sure, he notices the rod tipped with a blade when she pulls it out, but he's completely focused on the gem on her forehead. he wasn't able to get a good look at it before, but now? he's transfixed. ]

On your forehead... [ there's no mistaking it - he knows the shine of a pearl's nacred surface when he sees it. ] That's the most magnificent pearl specimen I've ever seen!

[ oh, and that staff is nice too. ]
Edited 2016-01-09 02:42 (UTC)
sayonaradumbass: (GOD DAMMIT)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-09 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
A frying pan? Upside the head or? Did his teeth fall out?
cryptologic: (▲ waiting for an invitation to arrive)

[personal profile] cryptologic 2016-01-09 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, well, he's glad a spear didn't accidentally come out of her head. The fact that it happened at all is alarming enough. ]

Ooooookay, so...what are you?
tiarae: (And sing)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-09 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
If we don't explore, we'll never find a way out of here.

But....video games?! Ah, like Sailor V at the arcade I go to after school? But this isn't....

[This is. Very different and way too realistic for a video game, Lee......]

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Nobunaga Oda, he says. Souji comes very close to having another fit and even brings her hands to her mouth to avoid getting blood everywhere again.

She looks up at the man saying that he's Nobunaga but. Really, he's nothing like the Nobunaga she knows.]


I don't mean to offend, but you don't look anything like the Nobunaga I know.

[She's not exactly accusing him of being a fake, though her current tone of voice would go perfectly with a question like, 'Are you sure you're Nobunaga Oda?' She can think of multiple reasons for there to be multiple Nobunagas after all. But this one really doesn't seem very... Nobunaga-like.]