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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

cryptologic: (▲ nobody had to open the door)

phase ii

[personal profile] cryptologic 2016-01-08 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ He can practically hear the bad grunkle joke in his head: don't lose an arm or a leg over it, buddy.

However, he does waste time making a bad joke! Instead, Dipper charges after the one-armed cyborg man, magnet gun in hand. ]


Don't worry! I can get it down!
popsometags: (please be gentle with me.)

[personal profile] popsometags 2016-01-08 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's quickly brushing himself off, taking a moment to attempt pushing the side of the box up so he can at least look around. ]

I'm Rokudo Rinne-- unfortunately, I don't really know how to complete this level. I've been searching for the exit for quite a while.

[ Ah, wait... ] Were you looking for something earlier?
moribound: SOJUICE (6)

[personal profile] moribound 2016-01-08 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
No, I met Hanamura-san while we had to play Tetris to get out of ViViD. As for Yu-san... [Yu-san? Hmm!] he was bitten by a hug bug while we were lost in a jungle, and he's the one who met me first. [All of this is said with a perfectly straight face, which clashes sharply with Rise's own excitement.]
newblood: (231)

[personal profile] newblood 2016-01-08 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ magic everything is a thing get with the times. ]

[ So rude... ] Yeah, I'm dumpster diving barbie. [ said with a pointed look, narrowing her eyes and pursing her lips. ] The compost keeps my hair shiny. [ that and the immortality. ] Seriously? I'm from Virginia.

Are you from a safari park near here? [ because of his dorky outfit, obviously. ]

i'm sorry okay but this is not my wheelhouse

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-08 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Spider lady seems a bit upset so Souji braces for an attack.

That doesn't come because spider lady continues to be surprisingly nice. Souji doesn't quite relax, but she does take her hand off the hilt of her sword. Instead, she awkwardly scratches the back of her head because aren't all spider youkai the same? They're all spiders and they're all youkai, so. Tsuchigumo and jorogumo are basically the same, right?

Of course, she isn't going to say this out loud, but it's what she's thinking. Souji is not an expert on youkai after all; that isn't her department.]


I'm sorry. I'm not really familiar with youkai.

[But spider lady mentioned people skills, so maybe it's safe to ask questions...]

Would you, by any chance, know where we are?
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[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-08 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
A jumpsuit! It is fashionable and has helped me to become so much stronger!

[At least she's not directly on top of him so he can cool down his nerves a bit... but he's still quite panicky as he tries to punch his way through the garbage bag.]

Is this a garbage bag?!
adornmental: (notice me senpai.........)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-08 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said, we can't log out right now. ...Or I couldn't the last time I tried, anyway.

[Which was, admittedly, like a good hour or so ago by now... But still?!]

I'll keep trying, but we might as well walk while we go, okay?
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[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He's glad that she seems to be happy with this information, and he smiles.]

Yes! It seems that new people can often only escape after beating a level. You have the right idea! Once we are out of here, finding him will be easy! [As easy as making a Cerevice call.]

As for where to go from here? [He closes his eyes in concentration for a moment. Then he abruptly opens them and points in a random direction.] Let us go that way!!
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-08 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her breath catches when the traveler rubs its face on her cheek, eyes widening at the light illuminating on its cloak and scarf. She's never seen anything quite like that before - but it doesn't frighten her. Instead it excited her, an unexpected joy found in this trash-covered wasteland. ]

That's incredible. [ Is it the touch, she wonders? Tentatively, she raises a hand to touch the traveler's cheek. ]
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-08 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her mouth forms into a taut frown. ]

How you could fall asleep during something like that?
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-08 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ More than he can name.

She swallows, fumbling for the right words. If this is truly Obi-Wan Kenobi - or his young self - then she has to be careful of what she says. Especially if this is some sort of test or trial of the Force.

Because she couldn't really be here, speaking with him like this. ]


...That's a long way from my home planet. I've never met a Jedi before.

[ In a manner of speaking. ]
chirpchirp: (<wait>)

[personal profile] chirpchirp 2016-01-08 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[It certainly isn't hostile! It's just very curious and interested in what Tony is wearing. The stranger is hard like a rock and yet he moves. It's so strange! He also has a little glowing light in the middle of his chest, like the traveler sometimes has when its runes are all lit up. Also strange!

When Tony puts a hand on the traveler's head, the gold trim around the edge of its cloak suddenly lights up. The glow extends to the scarf extending from his back, which begins to slowly fill up with lighted runes and gold accents.

Thank you, new buddy!
]

♪ ♬♩ ♬♩♪~
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-08 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her lips part in surprise, at a loss for a moment on how to respond. It's fortunate he provides a possible explanation, because she can't even begin to make heads or tails of this messy family business and, it appeared, neither could he. ]

You mean...like alternate dimensions? [ She's familiar with the concept, at least, if only on a theoretical basis. Could that actually be true, though?

How many dimensions can the Skywalker clan cause problems in????? ]
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-08 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU RUSTY TIN CAN ]

Maybe sending the droids after me has something to do with it!
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-08 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her eyes widen - how could he know?

Then, she's sure, this must be some sort of vision caused by the Force. ]


...Y-yes. [ She swallows that uncertainty, trying - desperately - to keep her voice level. ] Quite a bit older, from the look of it.
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[personal profile] coruscanti 2016-01-08 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ okay rude they're only responsible for like.

maybe 60% of the galaxy's problems, tops! ]


Yeah. I've never met anyone from a world so similar, but... [ There's divergences, if there's a "Ben Solo". ] ...I do know that it happens with others here. In some worlds, our universe - my universe? - is a holovid, even. It's...Cerealia is an odd place.

[ He's at least not going to accuse her of being either crazy or a liar, apparently, even if Anakin is purely baffled by this...everything. ]

...It's not too important right now. We should focus on escaping first, right?
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-08 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Admittedly, she hasn't. Given more time to travel space on her own, she might have, but - well, she'd had other thoughts occupying her mind in her recent ventures.

So she shakes her head, still watching Kerra closely. It's not so much that she's wary now, but rather that she's listening very, very closely. ]
sayonaradumbass: (i didnt even plan that)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-08 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[mimics a yawn]

Cause school is boring. It bores me right to taking a few Z's!
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-08 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her posture eases when he clips the lightsaber, but only just. Her gaze lingers on it longer than she should let it, and she realizes too late that she's drawing attention to the fact that she knows what it is - maybe even the exact saber that it is.

Unless it had been duplicated, but she doesn't get the feeling that that's the case.

So she glances up, scrutinizing his face instead. There's a lot to be scrutinized here, honestly. ]


This is a dangerous place. Droids have been capturing people and taking them away. [ It pays to be cautious. ]
erranthero: (Embarrassed/Confused)

[personal profile] erranthero 2016-01-08 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Kerra's own nod is slow. Steady. And her face is just a little sheepish.]

Well, sometimes that happens. And you end up somewhere...and somewhen unexpected. We're a long way from home. It's happened to me before. And...I know it sounds kriffing insane, but that's the truth. I'm not in the right time or place. And neither are you, probably.

Will of the force, and all that, probably. But I can't say where we are. Just that I know about how this works because it happened to me before. Sorta spent a year on another planet getting to know Luke and Wes. Wes...flew with Luke. In Rogue Squadron.
kuritsun: (sage)

sorry this is so late, i got sick!! i understand if you wanna drop it

[personal profile] kuritsun 2016-01-08 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ unfortunately, she couldn't help him with those questions, either. She's frustratingly lacking in hard data at the moment. Much like everyone else. (Also frustrating.)

Giving up on her soiled sleeve for the moment, she looks up at him, expression somewhere between pensive and annoyed - though almost certainly not with him. ]


... Either that, or they've been destroyed. I'd prefer to think it's the former. Currently, our consciousness has been implanted into some kind of machine, and we exist here as data.
firstcloud: (86)

[personal profile] firstcloud 2016-01-08 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Perhaps he is too trusting, perhaps she's right. But he has always been trusting because he loves people and most of all, he loves those that are his family, no matter the generations that separates them.

He smiles warmly at her. ]


You're family, [ he explains. ] And I trust my family.

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-08 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[The worlds have been destroyed? Yeah, he looks completely skeptical about that. How can anyone destroy a bunch of planets? It doesn't seem possible. The whole thing sounds far-fetched, but he can at least accept that they're in some sort of game simulation.]

How do you leave the game?

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-08 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Now he's a little suspicious. Didn't she say she'd heard his name from another Jedi? If that's true, how could she have not met one before? She did add on 'something like that'... Maybe she just heard it from someone else and they weren't a Jedi. But who else would know about him, besides a Jedi? He's met a lot of people in his travels with Qui-Gon the last few years... Maybe she heard it from one of them?

Whatever the case, he gets the feeling Rey isn't being completely honest with him.
]

What planet are you from...? [Maybe he's been to it before.]
rebelleian: (pic#9897387)

leia organa | star wars: episode iv

[personal profile] rebelleian 2016-01-08 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
phase i.

[ Jeez, talk about deja vú. Leia literally went from one trash pile to the next - but at least this one wasn't in a confined room that was about to crush her. She takes a moment to compose herself and fretfully looks around at this place, the usual running through her head - how did I get here, how will I get out, etc. Then, standing up, she takes note of the unstable ground and begins to aimlessly tiptoe around.

She's thinking that maybe the other two guys she happened to be with before this went down will also be here, somewhere, and so Leia is doing more looking at trash heaps for people than looking where she's going. Which means inevitable bumping into people, of course. ]

phase ii.

[ Although Leia's ideas aren't always great (read: jumping into the aforementioned trash room and awaiting death), they are most of the time. Already having done her share of struggling and writhing in the drone's grasp, she's now gathering what seem to be the sturdiest pieces of metal under the recycling chute and putting them in a pile. Should she see your character, you can bet your ass she'll look at them judgementally and comment: ]

Don't just stand there. Don't you want to get out of here?

bonus.

[ Waking up with a start, Leia gasps and immediately tries to push away from whoever is next to her. This most likely isn't easy on the other person, as she's attempting to wriggle her way out furiously. ]

This is ridiculous. What would doing anything like this ever hope to accomplish?
Edited 2016-01-08 13:32 (UTC)