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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

tiarae: (On the wind)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-07 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shh. We do not speak of Haruka. Yet. Usagi is oblivious to all that thus far. Still, she follows Kerra's gaze and gives a groan at the thought of climbing, but. Well. She does have a point? Gaining height would be a better idea in getting more scope of this place and potentially which way might lead to the exit.]

Climbing.....okay. I guess so. Lead the way then.
oneirism: (You are only getting stranger)

[personal profile] oneirism 2016-01-07 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
... Kinda. [Since her ghost buddy can't really lift her much higher than this right now, due to lack of energy. Since she's had him carry her way too much today...]

I can't go any higher than this, but I probably won't get roasted.
incendire: (to a private note)

[personal profile] incendire 2016-01-07 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The is entirely helpful..! ]

I see. [ Well...What are they supposed to do if it's just a guessing game? ]

This seems to be heavily involved with garbage, perhaps the answer lies within doing something with the mess around us.
incendire: (outside my window she crept)

[personal profile] incendire 2016-01-07 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So is the technology here not that advance to have cyborgs? That's a bit interesting to take into account given how they have the technology for something like a ViViD but every culture and society has develop and will develop different than another. Typically. ]

Yes, I am. [ Barely human these days but details. ] As you can see, most of my body is not human however.
incendire: (oh oh oh she's following me)

hello

[personal profile] incendire 2016-01-07 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He may not be bothered by it, but he's aware of it and thus, aware of Maya and her struggling to deal with the fact that she's attached to a cyborg that's nearly a whole foot taller than her. Which means to say that he'll squat down a bit for her.

Enjoy that! Also something about that answer doesn't sit well with him.
]

Is it only burnable trash that the dispose of that way? There are certain things that should be not incinerated.
tiarae: (Through the clouds)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-07 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Great minds think alike! Or...however that saying goes.

[Though when Rapunzel whirls around and tells her to be quiet, her eyes widen, darting around before she purses her lips, crossing her arms, hair bouncing a little as she moves.]

I'd like to see them try. But we can't hope to find someone else that might know their way around better if we just keep trying to sneak around. At the very least, there might be something edible here to keep us going. Let's keep looking.
osuni: (TEEHEE)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-08 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[pure-hearted kagemitsu.... She looks at the swords. They're different, but of course they are. They're newer, for one. Shinier, better taken-care of. That would make sense if they were the swords of Kagemitsu Kumou, right? It'd be more suspect if they looked exactly like the one she woken up with.]

Aren't you a little too trusting? [Whatever conclusion she reaches isn't readily visible in her voice. Instead, she looks at him with raised eyebrow.] I could have just run and taken these with me, you know.
jinko: (39.)

did you dream about thomas

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-08 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ The great thing is that that chute also keeps opening up and making it rain even more garbage. Nothing will ever be easy.

He's fine with being called 'Kid', though— it happens more often than not, and he didn't exactly give Owen the helpful tip of just saying 'At Sushi' really fast to be able to pronounce his name.
]

Mmhm, I'm fine. I wonder who damaged the machine for us, but I wish that the chute was also bro— [ he doesn't get to finish that sentence, because the hole above them opens up and deposits

a whole bunch of dinosaur erasers on Atsushi's head. I wrote this tag just to fuck with u.
]
popsometags: (what exactly?)

[personal profile] popsometags 2016-01-08 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ It was hard to tell, but regardless, it ends with Rinne looking up at him. This guy's an adult.......... ]

Yeah. A little black cat. He's... [ Give him a second to look away. And then, he responds. ]

Cute. [ somewhere, his cat shudders. ]
corona: (‣  moe moe kyun etc etc)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-08 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, do we want to find someone else? I'd rather keep the current group to a maximum of two if that's okay with you, heh heh.

[ Her eyes catch on a glow in the corner of the room, triggering her curiosity. ]
We should get food, though. That'll come in handy.
coastal: (✧ WHINING INTENSIFIES)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-08 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
A what......

[If she doesn't sound very impressed

it's because she's not

BUT AT LEAST SHE MANAGES TO GET OFF OF HIM which is a start, except not because they're definitely still constrained by the bag.]


Augh -- really! What on earth is going on...?!
coastal: (✧ VERBAL SMACKDOWN IMMINENT)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-08 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
No!

[SHE AIN'T GONNA PROMISE YOU JACK.]

You're not inspiring a lot of confidence, you know!!
coastal: (✧ peons.)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-08 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Rain is rain is heavenly if you've been working in a dessert for goodness knows how long.

But she's just going to frown a bit more at that.]


And when shall we get there?

[Call her impatient. Or dehydrated. Both?]
coastal: (✧ incognito obviously)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-08 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
R-Right!

[And she's just going to nod now, choosing to take this affirmation of her action as a reassurance that maybe she's not at lost as she feels.

Well. Even if she was lost, she would've kept walking forward. Typical behavior.]


Just follow me then. If we both have things to do, we can hardly sit around here.
coastal: (✧ you protag too hard)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-08 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . what.]

Yona...? It's me -- Lili!

[Give her a second.

Her heart hurts a little.]
coastal: (✧ making it weird)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-08 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
A-A nest?!

[THAT'S A BIT MORE OF A SQUEAL THAN A QUESTION.

But before she can stop herself, the idea of a MOUNTAIN OF RATS gets her moving closer to him even though he's proven to be useless this entire time -- listen, she's not against the idea of a meat shield.]


What are you waiting for then?! Move!
notsolomon: (pic#9183646)

[personal profile] notsolomon 2016-01-08 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ah they dumped you right in, huh?

[How unpleasant.]

Well the short, short summary of it is that supposedly, our worlds have been destroyed. They reconstructed us from data they had on hand and have brought us to live in this world of theirs. And one of the features of the world is this game we are in, ViViD. The current goal is to get through it. That make sense?
retorter: (shifty mcface galore)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Souji's expression flickers between surprise and confusion, then finally settles on amusement. He doesn't bow back. ]

Is that your way of asking for my help? [ well, he thinks. He may not trust her, but he can see that she's entertaining. That's almost good enough. ] Well, I don't dislike polite kids.

[ why not ] Okita Souji. Nice to meet you, Yukina-san.
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802690)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-01-08 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Hikari's face twisted into an incredibly sad frown at that.]

But that's horrible! Who would bully a poor, defenseless cat?

[Tailmon let out an almost immediate meow, but Hikari ignored her. Clearly, she didn't think Tailmon to be defenseless, so it wasn't the same.]
vindicavi: (surprise ; startled)

[personal profile] vindicavi 2016-01-08 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ If ever there was a time he wanted to bash his head against a rock, it would be now. But not the Rock in front of him, because... just... no. Why, of all people he could run into here, does it have to be this one? If Naruto was the noisy ninja, Lee would be the exhausting ninja. Way too much perkiness packed into that guy.

Honestly, though, he can't quite tell if Lee is trying to answer him seriously or mock him, but something in what he says raises a major red flag. ]


Half a year? How is that even possible? I literally just saw you.

[ If Lee's been here for half a year, did he somehow end up in the future? Please don't let this be the future, because it's kind of disgusting and is definitely not the sort of future he had in mind.

And please don't be an afterlife either. Sure, he wasn't exactly the nicest guy, but was he really bad enough to deserve to wander around a dump for eternity? On second thought, don't answer that. ]
geophile: (pic#9305682)

bonus; i'm very late but i can't resist this

[personal profile] geophile 2016-01-08 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ out of everything that cerealia has thrown at him, this has got to be... the weirdest. he certainly isn't fond of being thrown into what looks like a garbodor's dream home, especially with that kind of smell. it's unbecoming, messy, and, well, gross.

while he's traversing the barren wasteland of utter trash, he swears he hears someone call his name before he begins to feel woozy. maybe it's the fumes of the garbage or simple fatigue, but it culminates into him blacking out.

when he awakens, he feels an odd binding pressure around him, along with what feels like another person pressed near him. he blinks hard, trying to refocus his senses and wiggle a bit, all to no avail. he tilts his neck as much as he can to see what exactly is pressed against his side, and it appears to be... a woman? odd, but not a reason to panic. there's not much to do until she wakes up, which thankfully happens soon - when she comes to, she'll see a silver-haired human man. he offers her a polite smile, but it's a little strained. ]


Ah, good. You're awake.

[ maybe now they can figure out how to get out of... this. it's a garbage bag, isn't it? ugh. ]
sayonaradumbass: (kai got what on his dick)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-08 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[humming to himself, Kaneda rubs his chin as if in thought]

Huuuuh...that does sound pretty hardcore. Did he wake up and piss himself? What didja knock him out with?
snowyoni: (Default)

[personal profile] snowyoni 2016-01-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
No. It's my way of politely introducing myself. It's only polite if we are to be traveling alongside one another.

[Blunt and straight to the point.]
cryptologic: (▲ i'll show thee the way)

[personal profile] cryptologic 2016-01-08 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's assuming she's got like a pocket knife or something but then OH GOD THERE IS A SPEAR COMING OUT OF HER FOREHEAD

THIS IS NOT NORMAL ]


Whoa, whoa - what're you - how -

[ Okay this is either really cool or really freaky. Probably both. ]
cliquey: (pic#9251990)

[personal profile] cliquey 2016-01-08 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Don't think I've got any change on me, so we'll have to go with a mutual IOU.

[His dominant hand's stuck to some rust at the moment anyway. So many excuses.]

That's another thing -- yeah, and while we're on the subject, are you from around here?

[Not to suggest she looks like she belongs in a dumpster. Jumping around from hot blonde to possibly homeless: suave.

Is magic science even a thing????]