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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

niceguypose: (an important lesson | tears)

1/2

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-07 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Sasuke is talking to him, and he sounds as cool as he always does. Rock Lee stiffens as he tries to find the meaning behind his words and make sure that he provides an answer that can only be impressive.

"Is something wrong?"

Why would Sasuke ask this question? It seems like something obvious. ...But then, maybe therein lies the point of this! Could this be a test, an exercise? He is testing Lee's powers of observation! And Lee is all to ready to rise to this occasion...!]


Yes!! [He practically barks that as he goes on.]

We are trapped in another world! We have been told that our own world has been destroyed by the Flam-Men! The Flam-Men in question are a complete mystery! CERES has us trapped and spies on us regularly! Our dearest friends are nowhere to be found! And currently, we are trapped in a virtual garbage yard! Is is not very sanitary!
niceguypose: (Here drink some)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-07 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Then he adds with a smile.]

Did I identify them all, Sasuke-kun?
unhappyreason: (07. but it wasn't funny.)

[personal profile] unhappyreason 2016-01-07 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY. AND IF YOU JUMP DOWN A HOLE THEN ISN'T IT BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO DO IT!! NOT A TREND. ]

It's just a stick!

[ A stick they don't even want anymore, honestly. They just don't want Frisk to have it. REAL MATURE HERE, GUYS. EPITOME OF MATURITY, THIS 14-YEAR-OLD RIGHT HERE. But!! But you know what? Fine. Whatever.

This sentiment is shared with Frisk via interpretive flopping on the garbage and immediately regretting it because oh gross, that was a moldy burger or something they just smashed their hand into. ]


Fine, keep your stick. I don't want it anyway. Let's just... [ ...uhhhhh. ] Get out of here. And out of this stupid bag.

[ Yeah sounds like a plan. A Mature Plan from a Mature Kid who definitely wasn't just throwing a fit over a stick like, two seconds ago.

And like, you know, you're right........ Titantic wouldn't be possible... Maybe they could just slam the boats against the tub and pretend they're hurting humans. ]
cliquey: (pic#9882030)

NOBODY READS THOSE, EVERYONE LOVES RAPTORS

[personal profile] cliquey 2016-01-07 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Armed Detective Agency. That sounds threatening and vague at the same time. More importantly...]

Just Owen's fine.

[Or Mr. Grady. He's not sure what Grady-san's about, but that's not something he can see himself answering to in the future.]

Yeah, that makes sense. Pretty sure I came from up there.

[Nowhere else to fall from, however..]

How's about we both climb back up and figure out a plan once we get that far?

[PLS...he weighs a lot...probably. He drinks too much beer to play tug of war above the incinerator with a puny kid.]
newblood: | snowglobe (plea ☆ ❝wake-up bomb❞)

[personal profile] newblood 2016-01-07 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ WOW HOW IS THIS HER FALULT she's just being rude, not doing anything wrong!! When he questions her, she gawks, jaw dropping open. In defiance, she flips her blond curls back and tilts her chin upward, challenging. She still isn't sure what's happening, given the difficulty filling in the blanks in this conversation (and overall) situation, but she stomps over anyway. ]

Do what? Stand around on a trash heap until you ask for help? [ not that she was adding much to the conversation, either... and before he can say anything, she has her hands on the bike, tugging lightly. ] You better let me know if it feels like your arm's coming off because I'm a helluva lot stronger than I look.

[ and her next pull definitely hurts (ง︡'-'︠)ง ]

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-07 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head.] I don't remember anything like that.
jinko: (58.)

u can't fool me even if ur trying to wage war on me

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-07 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
O-Owen-san...? [ Okay, fine, he'll bite. ] It's nice to meet you, then, Owen.

[ He did it, he said a name without an honorific. Now Owen can stop feeling like he's in one of the Karate Kid movies. ]

Right, we can both climb... It's just that you're holding a lot, so. I thought...

[ ...that he could use his furry tiger powers to facilitate the climb, even if that'd probably wind up being more startling than anything else. Never mind. ]

Alright, let's get going— ah, be careful, don't step in that. [ Pointing to what looks like a row of half-full paint cans. The inside of those things smell pretty rancid. ] ...This place is kind of gross, huh.
osuni: (b y e)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-07 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOK DOES RHYS NOT DESERVE IT]

That's impossible. [why does Okuni choose that of everything they've said so far to accuse as a lie...] And you don't sound so sure, so you're probably lying.
osuni: (i can't think of funny keywords bye)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-07 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[It's probably the twins' fault that the swords look that way tbh. Still, Okuni seems to take his gesture at heart more than his words, because she crosses the rest of the distance between them to take a look at the swords at his waist. Then, after a moment, she pulls out her own Kumou sword that had been stashed under her obi and glances between it and Kagemitsu's.]

[.....] I want to take a closer look. Can I?

[will you deny your super cute descendant her request kagemitsu]
cliquey: (pic#9850536)

i hope i dont dream about thomas tonight (me lying)

[personal profile] cliquey 2016-01-07 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Thank god. He'd feel backwards-racist if that continued. Maybe he'll accept 'sensei' later on.]

Don't worry about it kid. Nice meeting you too, even though this place is screwed up.

[Kid should suffice, right? It has for a while now. It's a shame he's being so nice about Owen's name...

In any case, he's toted his gun along in more trying situations. It's not all that heavy. And look, they've already found themselves a distraction.]


Well, it's a dump. [He's gonna step over the paint cans that are filled with shit, probably. Making his way over to this chute is gonna be more problematic than actually climbing up it.] You got this? We're lucky someone busted that firepit ahead of us.
cliquey: (pic#9251995)

[personal profile] cliquey 2016-01-07 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
No, I meant--

[What. Okay, his tone was totally off, but that doesn't merit having a stranger borderline...

DISLOCATE HIS SHOULDER, BASICALLY. ALMOST. He jolts forward and nearly ends up smacking his stupid face on the stupid scooter's stupid handle, but manages to catch himself just in the nick of time?!

And he's quick to glare at her -- devoid of hate, mostly surprised. It's like she just said something super offensive.]


Now that was uncalled for!
newblood: | snowglobe (awkward ☆ ❝what’s my line❞)

[personal profile] newblood 2016-01-07 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ This one miiiight be her bad. ]

[ Immediately, she lets go, holding up her hands in the universal gesture for surrender. Oh man oh man that actually could have been bad. What if she had broken his arm? What if she had dismembered him? Reign it in, Forbes. He's still in one piece. Maybe helping should come after someone asks for it, next time. ]

I warned you! [ but it's more alarmed than snappy. She seems to reach forward, as if to try again, before deciding against it, hands slipping behind her back. ] Sorry, sorry, I was just trying to help — promise. [ with "promise" sounding more nervous than reassuring. ]
bropane: (oh brother)

[personal profile] bropane 2016-01-07 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah, wow??? like. way to be bossy, gurl. tadashi's used to being yelled at, but it still always comes off as a surprise to him when people do it. why do people have to scream in the first place...

he looks back at sukamon, though. how the hell do you distract a poop monster?! but you know what, he's not going to fail you now, rise! he came to vivid to help people out, and that's what he's going to do.

he picks up a shoe from the floor. it's wet and has moss growing on it... eugh, but whatever. ]


Hey! Over here, you... whatever you are!

[ hurry up before he's covered in poop, please. ]
adornmental: (you keep holding on with broken arms)

ugh now he's sorry too

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-07 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[It's incredible how fast this entire situation just went from "kind of okay, this Okita doesn't seem too bad I guess" to "ABORT, ABORT MISSION, ABORT IMMEDIATELY--"

Because really... how does one break the news that no, not a single other Souji that he knows of made it to Toba-Fushimi, or that she's the first one he's met who still carries him at her side and apparently she still broke him anyway. Life is hard and he's too old to be dealing with this tomfoolery, good lord.

The silence is probably enough of an answer for him, but even though he'd rather not say anything, he won't leave her hanging either. Somewhat brusquely:]


You'd have to ask those guys to be sure, but I don't think so. [...] To any of those questions.
adornmental: (lame af)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-07 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't take advantage of him Lili, he's but a simple moron...

One who feels pretty bad for her, since she must really be thirsty if she considers missing some gross ViViD rain to be bad luck.]


...Even if we don't find anything here, there's plenty of water to drink out in the city. It'll probably be better for you than whatever's in here, too.
pseudonyms: (I'll bring the sticks and stones)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-07 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[The name Mitsuru doesn't ring a bell. The other name, however, is a surprise to hear.] Yu-senpai's here? [That makes absolutely no sense. She watched him leave.] Do you know how long he's been here?
pseudonyms: (I'll be the girl with the silver lining)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-07 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Hang tight, Punz, she can show you the world shining, shimmering, splendid. The reactions still intrigue her and she's about to ask what's wrong before Rapunzel chimes in again and she steadies herself to pull the opposite direction.

With a solid couple of tugs, the cup finally removes itself from her hand and there's a cry of victory.]
Woohoo! Finally! [She doesn't bother reeling back her enthusiasm, broad grin directed at the blond girl.] Thanks. I couldn't have done it without you. [She spots a stack of newspapers in a corner (though it's debatable if there are even any legible words written on them.] We can use that stack of papers to boost us out of here. Think you can jump?
adornmental: (cereal box crossword puzzles)

RUNS AWAY LIKE A SUPERVILLAIN

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-07 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[HE IS. A sparkling clean sword...

He'd rather not get dirty again now that he's cleaned off, but it's not like he's the sort of person who'd ditch someone who gave him a hand. LUCKY FOR OKUNI.]


It wasn't a bad idea. [HE GUESSES.] Anyway, I'm gonna need to go find a rope. You didn't see any lying around while you were up here, did you?
pseudonyms: (Do you really want to throw it all away)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-07 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Really? [Should she be flattered or weirded out by that? Then again, if Minato claimed they were from the same world then that had to be proof that the world wasn't destroyed. Or so she thinks.] Thanks. [She suddenly looks a little shy, something that's not really in the Risette personality but all genuine Rise.] I didn't think I would meet anyone from my world here, or at least anyone who knew me.
pseudonyms: (But we can let it take us down this road)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-07 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[She do what she wanna do, yo. But seriously, Tadashi, you'll thank her in about 5 seconds because while he's distracting the Sukamon she's coming to a complete halt. While the monster's taken a sudden interest in Tadashi, in what seems like no time there's suddenly a brilliant flash a light and Kanzeon's summoned forward, the band shielding Rise's eyes.

The monster's harmless at least from what she's reading, but that's not why she called forth her Persona. Just as Sukamon's about to crawl right over Tadashi's foot there's a sort of materialization that pulls the pair of them away in the nick of time as they reappear up on street level outside of the sewer. Kanzeon remains behind Rise as the girl gets another read on the city before she dismisses her Persona in another little dissipation of light.

And she looks at Tadashi with a small grin.]


That was close. Are you okay?
cliquey: (pic#9882021)

[personal profile] cliquey 2016-01-07 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[it's ok, he's from the navy.

Little does he know. It's all good, though! His arm's fine -- actually, it might've been better if she tore it off, as opposed to having to lug this scooter around for the rest of his life?!]


Yeah, I heard. [About two seconds prior to whatever that was.] Any if I had a quarter for every time a hot blonde told me a lie, I could afford ten bionic arms.

[He's mostly over it. The defensiveness in his voice is gonna be a natural occurrence for a while.]
dirtdevil: (winking at old people)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-01-07 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ to say he's unfamiliar with the technology would be juuust a bit of an understatement, as he's unfamiliar with... most technology. his arrival here was rough, to say the least. ]

Even here I'd never heard of it.

[ not that he has a huge social network to draw from. ]

So you're only partially human?
bropane: (being tested only makes you stronger)

[personal profile] bropane 2016-01-07 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ teleportation. not science fiction anymore.

of course, tadashi can't believe what just happened. he's used to being in and out of vivid, but this was totally different. the shoe drops onto the ground. ]


What- What just happened?
nacreous: (balance is the key)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-07 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
[mass experiment... huh. Pearl tsks at the idea, wondering something. but when Dipper suggests they get out of their predicament, she agrees]

Not to worry. I've got that covered. [she closes her eyes and the gem on top of her forehead begins to glow. soon she is using her free arm to pull out her spear. yes, Dipper. she is pulling a spear out of her forehead]
pseudonyms: (Let's go again)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-07 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Certain Escape. [She even has the audacity to giggle at Tadashi's disbelief.] It's one of Kanzeon's skills. She's used it a few times to help us get out of some battles before.

[Weirdly, this worked a lot better than she'd anticipated. It just means now she'll have to test her Persona and see what limitations are in place in Cerealia.]