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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

tiarae: (Greetings)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-07 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Kerra-san then. I'm Usagi! Tsukino Usagi.

[She looks a little sheepish but that doesn't stop her giving a wave and smile in greeting with the (belated) introductions. Following the other's gaze, she can't help but pull a face, her eyes drooping partly shut as she purses her lips, hands to her hips.]

I don't suppose you have any better idea on getting out of this dump?

[Still. Even if she doesn't, Kerra is some company. Helpful company, at that. Usagi can't turn that away so readily, in the middle of. All of this.]
corona: (‣ show me to the shipwreck)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-07 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Baffling, but also touching. She screws up her face, dredging up all her focus in order to properly execute this strange hand signal. Fist bump 2k16!! ]

Yes. I suppose we are [ Beat because it's still funny using names other than "Mother", "Pascal", and "Rapunzel" to address someone/something, but– ] Jaune.
Edited (SCREAM) 2016-01-07 03:17 (UTC)
newblood: | snowglobe (hands ☆ explain ☆ ❝the i in team❞)

iv!

[personal profile] newblood 2016-01-07 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, the trash is bad enough, seeing as she's not sure her designer boots will ever recover from traipsing around in it, though she appears to have no trouble physically, walking with few missteps despite the occasionally clump of compost.

Now the first person she stumbles upon is a potentially delusional — her eyes flicker to the rifle — and armed dumpster diver. Great. A shitty situation with shitty company. Must be Tuesday. Still, at his words, she can't help but open her mouth. ]


[ From her place a foot or so away from him, she wave a hand in his general direction ] I'm assuming that's some kind of gross, rebound bike, [ because he can't possible be hoping for the garbage in his possession... ] but if not, it's definitely stuck to your hand. [ said much the same as duh. ]

[ so unhelpful!! ]
niceguypose: (anguish)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-07 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
N-no, I would not assume such a thing!

[Now he whimpers and feels more embarrassed as he tries to squirm free.]

I- I swear that I have no thoughts of perversion at all! What I am wearing... it is only a fashionable jumpsuit!!
corona: (‣ you can't see me)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-07 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Good plan. [ Good opportunity to ~change the subject~ also. ]

Soooo... why are you hard to miss? Are... you... a king or something? [ Because she's learned about kings. ] You look pretty normal to me. I mean– Not like I have any idea what normal looks like. Or abnormal.
firstcloud: icons by novaicons@tumblr (13_Deep in heaven's light)

[personal profile] firstcloud 2016-01-07 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Three hundred years is nothing when you've met people six hundred years away from your time, child. ]

Well... [ He glances down, and gestures to the swords he has at his waist at the moment. ] If you can't trust my word, the only thing that could work as proof are these.

[ He has seen how Soramaru's versions of them looks but he doesn't know when or how that happened.. ]
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="matocc" site="tumblr.com"> ) (009)

[personal profile] trueend 2016-01-07 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[A TREND WHICH CHARA STARTED, BY THE WAY!!!!

You'd think Frisk would be more used to being covered in trash, given their persistent garbage habit, but... no. This is too much. This is too rancid. There is a banana peel on their head. They would eat several slices of snail pie if it meant cleansing themselves of all this garbage juice.

This is, by the way, all Chara's fault. Do the mature thing and accept the blame??? Frisk isn't the 14-year-old here, jeez!!]


I didn't do anything! You moved too much!

[WHERE IS THEIR SHARED MOTHER they want a hot bath please answer their calls Toriel and the hope of finding good icons..... it fills you with determination and syncs you with baby misanthropist......]
unhappyreason: (09. why are you even alive?)

[personal profile] unhappyreason 2016-01-07 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ IT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A TREND!!! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE KIDS TRIPPING DOWN THAT STUPID HOLE, ARE THEY BLIND???

Also why would they accept the blame??? They're 14, not an ADULT, jeez! ]


You're the one who wouldn't give me that stupid stick of yours! It's your fault!

[ WHERE IS TORIEL they need a bath... a nice hot bath with like, toy boats they can play Titantic with (oh my god they totally would do that, wouldn't they?? RIP JACK AND ROSE). ]
sayonaradumbass: (Default)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-07 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[oh god she's incredibly cute....its cute how she thinks she's so badass]

Yeah? What's the worst kinda beatdown you've ever given someone? I wonder what we'd do with your hair when we ride...

[personal profile] 2cool4guardian 2016-01-07 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Gosh, no, why the pauses. Listen to Shia, Merlin, just do it! Jack is about to tease him more but then, bam! Gold eyes and swirls of air. An approving nod followed by laughter as they are pulled up - which obviously doesn't bother Jack at all.]

Not bad! Not bad at all. What do you think, Wind? [A new, stronger breeze joins them, helping Merlin's to get them out of there. The wind is approving too, if that can be a thing.] Maybe next time we start a race in the sky you can join us, oh great mage of the trash.

[Just teasing! ...probably.]
erranthero: (Sarcastic/Flippant)

[personal profile] erranthero 2016-01-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh Usagi, you're just a cute kid. Thankfully she's used to honorifics from her time on Verdana, and dealing with one Haruka Tenoh. Not that Haruka ever talked about you, of course. Ever. Because why would she?

Scanning the junkheap, her eyes fix on a high wall and she jerks her head towards it.]


Let's head over that way and climb up. Maybe from higher up we'll find something more useful.

[Like an exit? A scrapped speeder...?]
jinko: (22.)

i will find you [liam neeson voice]

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Aha...I don't actually know where this is, sorry. [ What a helpful kid, right. At least he has time to think about how best not to sound like a fool, since this incinerator is moving as fast as most snails crawl. ] It might be someone's Ability, or...some sort of mass kidnapping?

[ He says that and immediately feels like he should have put it more delicately, whoops. ]

Either way...! If you need a hand getting out of here, I'll definitely help.
cliquey: (pic#9882041)

[personal profile] cliquey 2016-01-07 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't my bike!

[Nevermind being at least slightly mollified by the company. On one hand: a person! On the other hand: that means he and someone else is trapped in this shitstorm, and now he's got some junk stuck to his palm.]

How is that-?! [It's not like his palm's been punctured or he's caught on it. It's like his grip's been magnetized and separating himself from it, employing/risking the use of his other hand to do so does...nothing.]

Okay, okay. How long are we gonna do this for?

[So very accusatory. He doesn't mean it. He's just on the lookout for answers.]
redshitlord: (All you need to know -- joy ride)

its okay i am sorry for this shitty teenager

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-01-07 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
A ship? Hey! Is it here? Because that'd be great.

[He could get back to Cybertron and HAHAH take that Strongarm. Time to break the rules without her hovering over his shoulder.]
cliquey: (pic#9850538)

was it liz...

[personal profile] cliquey 2016-01-07 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ability..?

[Like someone being really good at flushing the entire day down the toilet? These past few days have been -- not the greatest. What did he do to deserve this.]

So you're gonna help me, even though we're both -- maybe kidnapped?

[He's doubtful, but that's admirable of him. This is all happening so fast...]

What's your name, kid?
notsolomon: (pic#9161776)

[personal profile] notsolomon 2016-01-07 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
That is an option, though ideally, we actually try to figure out the way to leave or move onto the next level.

It works kind of like a video game, if you know what those are.

[It's hard to tell if this guy will be dependable in this sort of situation, but William has to hope.]
echoprince: (91_crow)

[personal profile] echoprince 2016-01-07 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I am aware of that.

[ If it was water, he would have been worried. Since it's not, he's cool as a cucumber. ]
jinko: (10.)

it wasn't...but ur still welcome to bully her

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-07 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ As strange as all of this is, Atsushi is 100% convinced that it is Not Weird to approach a stranger to help them out of trash hell, even if said stranger might actually be his captor in disguise (he hasn't thought about that at all, actually).

So he nods, and scratches the back of his head. A little embarrassed, a little pleased that he hasn't been refused right off the bat.
]

Yes...? [ To the helping, he means. ] Ah, sorry— my name is Atsushi! I'm a member of an Agency that helps people. I think.
meouch: (pic#9893874)

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ progress!! though maybe they aren't heading in the right direction at all. she's calling his "i'll do what you say hehe teamwork" suggestion brilliant and perhaps that does tickle his ego, though he can rationalize the whole thing by saying this is a way to see how she thinks.

just one tincan, after all. he trust himself, and certainly he's finding he can trust her, so he doesn't move until prompted. just as he'd said. and, even as he does, his response to her ballroom banter comes as easily as it... usually does.

on top of the sound of metal on metal, there's his voice. just a tad bit smug. a bit mock offended. ]


If! [ unbelievable. chat lands neatly on his feet, the drone struck, awaiting the next instructions. ] You know, Rapawnzel, it takes a certain cattitude to rock a suit like this.

[ no it doesn— well, okay, maybe that's true.

he's trying to be reassuring, really. really, he is. ]
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="matocc" site="tumblr.com"> ) (007)

[personal profile] trueend 2016-01-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOK, FRIEND. WE CAN'T ALL HAVE EXCELLENT HAND-EYE COORDINATION. SOME OF US SEE A HOLE AND THINK, "YIPPEE KI YAY".]

But it's my stick! Shouldn't have to give it to you.

[Ah... Such high levels of maturity. This is truly a mature situation between two mature individuals. Parental figures would be proud.

Though, knowing their particular parental figures...... Would playing Titanic even be possible? The toy boats are probably unsinkable and tied to the bathtub so they never go down the drain. The epitome of childproof.]
cliquey: (pic#9882024)

how did you kenobi

[personal profile] cliquey 2016-01-07 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[It's totally weird, but he he's not suspicious in that sense. He can't imagine this seemingly-skittish kid being behind any of this nonsense. Pranks. Whatever it is.]

Atsushi, from what agency now?

[The name's weird on his tongue, but he's repeated it swiftly enough -- no room for error. Maybe if he's quizzed later. He'll be making his way over to the kid, now.]

Owen Grady, I'm with -- uh, nevermind.

[Is Jurassic World even a thing anymore? He's probably gonna be on paid leave for a while.]
notsolomon: (pic#9163280)

[personal profile] notsolomon 2016-01-07 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Before you found yourself out here on the trash heap, did they force you to sit in a room and watch a slideshow explaining what they wanted of you?

I only ask, because then it is less to explain so that we can deal with this matter ahead of us.

[Less small talk that way, more getting out of this living, breathing psa.]
jinko: (25.)

IM LAUGHING, U HAVE AN OOC INFO POST AND U LOVE RAPTORS

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-07 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
It's called the Armed Detective Agency, but... ah, it's nice to meet you, Grady-san...?

[ He doesn't meet a lot of non-Japanese people, so here is his attempt. Making Owen feel like an old man, 2k16.

On second thought, that 'never mind' is kind of suspicious, but. Who cares, it's time to press on!!
]

It might be better to talk once we're out of here, so— we can climb towards the top of the chute, and I can jump up ahead and then pull you up from the other side.

[ He says this completely confidently, even if he has arms that look like fucking twigs. ]
retorter: (i apologize for these keywords)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-07 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Close enough. We can feel pain, but we can't die here. Or so I've heard.

[ Souji has actually yet to die in ViViD, but everyone's told him that particular piece of information so he figures it's worth passing on anyway. ]
retorter: (this is totally moot bc i'm gonna die)

did u copypasta in ur tag

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-07 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is the worst situation because it prevents Souji from being physically violent, sigh. He grits his teeth, but decides to move on instead of apologize. ]

One. [ he spits out ] Two. Three — [ He uses his free hand to lever himself up to a sitting position or at least try because if Okuni doesn't do it at the same time then they're just going to land back in the trash.......... ]