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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

coastal: (✧ WHINING INTENSIFIES)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...... Do you swear upon whatever honor you may have?!

[she doesn't think it's that much but like

it's something]
coastal: (✧ nnnnnoooooo)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. An orphan.

Listen she'll feel bad about that in a second because right now she's just going to dodge that magazine because--]


And now you're throwing trash at me?!

[lili you did the same earlier]
corona: (‣ pascal so threatening)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ EVIDENTLY IT'S A VERY SPECIAL SKILL OF HIS ]

Now that I have this. Yes. [ smirkity smirk smirk feeling so smug ] Now. If you would, please, tell me: what are you doing here, and what am I doing here?

And– Ugh. Never mind. Just answer those ones!
coastal: (✧ VERBAL SMACKDOWN IMMINENT)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . she hums once in acknowledgment. Rapunzel might have a point. Who knows why they ended up here -- did Lili get kidnapped here from the last place she was? And she only ended up in the last place because of her own sense of duty.

But at the same time--]


Is your dedication to your dream so flimsy that you'll regret it just because you're inconvenienced?

[It might sound harsh but she doesn't intend it as such. Rather, it doesn't occur to her to reword it to be kinder.]

You're still alive. You can still get out of this and still accomplish your dream, you know.
coastal: (✧ in a glass case of emotion)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Augh -- do you think that I would be this close to you if I had a choice?!

[Rude af, Lili. But she's still shoving at him and is just. So? Confused??]

What on earth are you wearing? Are you a pervert?!
corona: (‣ and i just might learn a thing)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh great, now she's scaring him. This is exactly what Mother said was bound to happen, isn't it? The "unique leaf" thing was definitely too much. And the extreme throat-clearing coming from her direction as she gathers up the plastic bag, while also possibly too much, is no coincidence. ]

Uh. Jaune, I can... take it myself, you know. No - no worries. Hopefully we'll both get credit, but... if not, I can– I'll come find you! Okay?
coastal: (✧ tsuntsuntsun)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a fire or it's a dragon or it's a monster or it's just some type of mythical beast that she's never encountered before -- she's honestly not sure. All she knows is that the smoke is billowing from it and not that he's standing, she's going to do her best to shuffle away from the fire! ASAP!]

You think?

[A little condescending -- sorry about it.]

We don't have time to test much of anything, you know!
coastal: (✧ r u sure about that)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's almost more bothered that he's not! Bothered!! Who do you think you are!]

Of course I wouldn't have! I've been taught better than that.

[Lie.]
corona: (‣ to take me home?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And isn't that true too? ]

[ So what if this is difficult? For someone with the courage to pursue her own path for the first time in life, something like this should be no challenge whatsoever. And even if this whole adventure hadn't turned out better than expected, shouldn't she take responsibility for her own choices? Rather than embarrassed, the look Rapunzel gives Lili consists of a soft, bright-eyed smile. ]


So... why did you ask for my help again in the first place? You clearly know what you're doing.

sortileges: (8)

[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-06 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, if it's a dragon they might have been able to hitch a ride out of here, you know?? Not that he's tried that just yet. He prefers her plan of trying to get away anyway. ]

Right. [ A glance back confirms that while it's stopping and starting, they'd definitely meet a fiery death in there. ] Of course not, because near-death experiences would never give you ample of time to find a way out.

[ aka she has a good point, but: ] So any ideas of how to get out of here?
echoistic: (1.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear it upon all of my honour!

[... she's right he has like no honour]
echoistic: (1.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What am I doing here? Weeeell, I was looking around. For food, or for a way out—or for people! And hey, I found someone! You!

[And then threw a bottle at them, but details.]

As for what you're doing here... not to insult your intelligence or anything, miss, but wouldn't you know that better than me? I assure you we didn't have a really awesome drinking match last night or anything.
coastal: (✧ WHINING INTENSIFIES)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . why are you giving her a look like that.

It's so kind and soft and it reminds her of home and heat rushes to Lili's face before she can completely turn around, marching around as if that'll give her any better answer how to get out of here. In truth, she has no idea what she's doing. She recognizes the fiery death as a bad idea and now she's only doing what she can to avoid that.

In truth, she still needs help but -- if she looks like she knows what she's doing, she can't say that now! Gosh!]


W-Well, I couldn't just leave you there when you seemed stunned, could I?! What kind of person do you take me for?
coastal: (✧ tsuntsuntsun)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[just kidding it's like

nothing

ok.jpg]


Then.... fine!! Get me out of here!
coastal: (✧ meant to be a superspy)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[This isn't How to Train Your Dragon, Merlin!!

But she's just going to look.... upward even as she's walking forward -- and she stumbles BUT SHE CATCHES HERSELF -- and then clears her throat and tries to... play that off real smooth-like.

(So not smooth at all.)]


There's always the way we came.
tiarae: (On the wind)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-06 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No? But it's a good thing you found me and helped then! Ah, I'm Usagi, by the way.

[Introductions are clearly in order to thank her rescuer, right? Belatedly, given the circumstances, but better late than never, and all that. Usagi stands, reflexively brushing herself off and wincing at just feeling the smell and remnants of garbage on her clothes and now her hands.]

Ew.....I don't suppose you know a way out of here where we can have a bath or shower?
corona: (‣  moe moe kyun etc etc)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-07 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Drinking. [ Wrinkling her nose (perhaps instinctively?) ] Drinking what, what... could we possibly have been drinking that would - bring me here?

[ NO WAY ]

But–! Very well. Let's say you aren't a kidnapper. Then - [ pausing ] Then... aren't you - missed by someone? Isn't there someone you ought to be looking for specifically? Rather than just - me, I mean?
beaconed: (pic#8909762)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-07 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
No. Not okay.

[ Fire is scary, Rapunzel not so much. She's weird, yeah, but Jaune is from a world that celebrates diversity and self-expression. If her uniqueness is overwhelming, it's because she's so interesting rather than scary. It makes a weird guy like him look normal, which nobody wants to be! ]

... That's our plastic bag, isn't it? It's my responsibility as much as it's yours, so... I wanna see it through. [ With her. ]

...
If that's okay.
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="sarcasticasides" site="tumblr.com"> ) (002)

[personal profile] trueend 2016-01-07 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[THEY KNOW U R BUT WHAT ARE THEY...?!?!]

Yes, I do—! [And, yeah. Bad idea to try and take the stick by force, because the words aren't even fully out of Frisk's mouth before Mt. Trash Pile just

suddenly

crumbles.

And down they both go. Hope Chara likes the feeling of cold, smelly garbage juice all over their clothes and i have 15 and im strugglin how you alive.]
corona: (‣ what if i'm the kindest demon?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-07 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's absurd, she thinks, not caring a wit. Lili's behaviour is so absurd and yet she finds herself grinning stupidly and having to bite down on her lip to stop it, which is something that has never happened before ( much like the hair thing and the - talking thing).

So... all right. She's still smiling, since there's no point suppressing it. But now she wants to show something of strength. All this time she's been the one in distress. ]


I think you were right to head in the opposite direction. Heat can't be contained for very long without that energy wanting to move outwards. Let's... go towards the light. It's not that far. Right?
tiarae: (Let your smile)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-07 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I guess so. Or maybe I'm just used to Luna so strange cats aren't so weird to me anymore. Tailmon is still kind of cute though.....

[She's noting the markings, that blush. It really does remind her of Luna. But Usagi isn't about to outright ask or say anything. Not yet anyway. Chances are, if Tailmon is anything like her Luna, it's supposed to be a secret and all. Hikari and Tailmon deserve time getting to know and trust Usagi or anyone else before potentially deciding for themselves if they want anyone else aware.]
corona: (‣ downcast)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-07 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ For some reason she's getting the sense that this is not to be an isolated experience with him. If this matters (theme of the day!) to their future, they will clash on this point again. Promise for promise and all that.

Man, what is it with this guy. ]


It's fine. I mean, I don't– I don't mind as long as... I'm a part of this. [ With him. ]

I hope you're ready for tasks that take way longer than they need to!
dawnsprincess: (pic#9879164)

[personal profile] dawnsprincess 2016-01-07 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Yona's too confused to be offended.]

I'm sorry, do I know you?

[She feels like she'd remember this person if they had met...]
cliquey: (pic#9850618)

owen grady / jurassic world / ota

[personal profile] cliquey 2016-01-07 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
ᴘʜᴀsᴇ ɪɪɪ.
[So he's just escaped death several times over, and now he's suddenly awoke amidst a bunch of shit, drones that want to recycle him (reminiscent of the brave little toaster, not that he's got a spare second to think on that) and is ultimately dropped before a massive incinerator.

Except it's moving so slowly and is primarily jammed? Faulty? Should he stand in place for a bit to avoid hurting the incinerator feelings? He kicks a bag that's apparently been filled with bricks, hissing in response but refraining from doubling over, at least.]


Alright. [Somewhat strained.] Alright. I've pretty much had it with this shit, what the hell's all this about?!

[He might be venting unto himself. Why would he be the only person trapped here, though? Makes no sense.

The rifle strapped to his back may make him either infinitely more intimidating, or a desired breath of relief. He does seem irate, though.]



ᴘʜᴀsᴇ ɪᴠ.
[Owen's not much in the mood to go dumpster diving as per continuation of epic bullshit happening to him for no apparent reason. This, however, changes once his eyes are drawn to something that looks remarkably like his motorbike.

Except, why would that be in a junkyard?]


...No, no no..!

[No amount of raptor-training composure prevents him from barreling over to it, only to grip onto the handle of something that's got nothing to do with his bike at all, but the handle of some mostly-rusty, extremely hepatitis-looking scooter.]

This -- was not here a second ago! Who took my bike?!

[And as he goes to shove the scooter over (for good measure) it seems to be stuck to his hand??

Hepatitis-ey indeed.]


ᴡɪʟᴅᴄᴀʀᴅ.
(feel free to tag in with your own ideas!)
jinko: (56.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-07 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ With Atsushi's luck, they'd end up fighting a Transformer... which sounds cool on paper, but probably wouldn't end well for anyone involved.

Atsushi slowly makes his way down to the car he'd just come up from, and then glances up at Saburo once he digests what the guy's just said.

A beat later:
] Ah...Nobunaga-san...

...Could it be that you're pretty lazy?

[ COME ON, MAN...IT'S LIKE, A 15 MINUTE WALK. ]