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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

jungled: (pic#9814506)

[personal profile] jungled 2016-01-06 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah... Well, that's not a greeting he hears very often. He doesn't even turn to look at her, though.]

Are you asking why I'm alone, or why I'm in a wheelchair?

[They both seem like silly questions to him, but it doesn't hurt to be sure. After all, he's certainly not going anywhere.]
jungled: (pic#9884496)

[personal profile] jungled 2016-01-06 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Disenchanted trash buddies... It has a nice ring to it!]

Indeed. I would hardly call this efficient.

[There are literally people being thrown in the trash, isn't that a huge understatement?! But he also thinks that even if they managed to fix that part somehow, there would still be a lot of other problems with this place. In fact...]

It's a shame.
jinko: (15.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-06 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Eh?! I'm an orpha—

[ But here it is, the shirt on his face, and the rest is muffled. Arms pinwheel and fingers scrabble before he catches the thing, and he surfaces for air while also trying to warn Lili: ]

Ah, the mouse... h, here!

[ Tossing her a magazine that she can use to...maybe swat things with?! What is he even accomplishing here. ]
tiarae: (I'll never forget)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-06 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
Pascal? Oh, is he a pet? I have Luna, my cat. I don't live with my friends though. Does your mother let you have sleepovers a lot?

[But. Of course, because this is Usagi, she's almost instantly distracted when Rapunzel mentions, or rather, asks about food. She turns, following Rapunzel's gesture, head tilting.]

I'm not sure? Maybe. If the food is in wrappers and haven't been opened, it might be okay? Might be worth checking out at least.
tiarae: (But life's a different game)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-06 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Some time ago...but she is here!

[So Usagi isn't alone. Not really. She can pick herself up from this, especially knowing her friend is around somewhere. Maybe not right here next to her, but Usagi won't give up. She's as determined as ever, bolstered by that reassurance of her friend being present.]

Well, we won't know until we look, right? If we don't find her then we'll figure something ourselves, or find someone else who can help. It'll be okay!

[W-wait.]

G-game? Like dodge ball or tennis or something....? How is this a game?

[Because otherwise he means games like at the arcade, video games, but this seems....like a garbage tip.]
tiarae: (Tomorrow)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-06 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Y-yeah. I'm fine. Hardly my worst fall or trip, honestly. I'm just glad you were able to help get me free. Thanks.

[Usagi gives a laugh, gratefully accepting the offered hand to get back up to her feet, seeming about to dust herself off reflexively before reconsidering. Probably better to just throw these clothes in the wash when she can and try keep clean, especially her hands.]

Now, let's find our way out of here.
timesout: (pic#9869051)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-06 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oooh, she's pretty possessive of Rollo! What if he cheats on Elle with Lucina like how he's cheating on Ludger with Elle...!

Elle half turns away from the woman, actually consulting this with Rollo (yes she can understand him, what are you gonna do about it!!!). ]


...Rollo says it's fine. And you better not drop him, okay! [ ......he's all she has here. :') ]
timesout: made by  <user name="laenavesse"> (okay)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-06 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...The first one, obviously! D-Don't put words in my mouth..!!! [ Speaking of words in mouth. ] You just said "when" I go back, so that must mean you know a way to return, right Fishy?
timesout: (pic#9869078)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-06 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Mutually... exclusive... [ Elle repeats those new words she's learning as she dusts herself off. What a surprisingly resilient 8 year old to walk away from that fall, but Rideaux should know, he casually kicked her while in Chromatus form once. AMONG OTHER THINGS HE'S DONE TO HER ON THAT DAY...!

So when Elle finally connects the dots and remembers whose voice that is, she sharply turns her attention to her "rescuer". ]


Y-You...!! You should've just let those flying freaks take me away! I don't ever wanna see your face!!
timesout: (pic#9868988)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-06 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Your hair? Is that really safe? I should try it before we tie Rollo on it! [ yes she wants a ride on your hair ] C'mon, take me down with you, okay?
timesout: made by  <user name="laenavesse"> (thoughtful)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-06 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Somewhere unpleasant... you mean like where we are now?

[ There's nothing pleasant about being here either. ]

Have you seen the others? We gotta find Ludger, Jude! He could be in trouble...
corona: (‣ death is a charade)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Luckily, she's projecting onto the right target; either Rapunzel is over-identifying a bit much with this small speech, or her shoulders are curled up in a wince because what Lili's saying hits home. ]

I know.
You're right, it's just that I– [ Now she's tugging thoughtlessly at her hair as she walks. ] That's how I ended up here. Maybe if I had listened? This never would have happened. It's hard not to think about that.
corona: (‣ and the glass is breaking now)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Game? [ Behold, the magic words! Words that instantly light up her face like fireworks. How can she mope about and feel sorry for herself if this whole thing is meant to be a game? Who cares about the state of her hair?!

Thinking it might come across a bit strange if she suddenly starts jumping around, Rapunzel tames her mounting excitement with a cough and well-placed pull on the cup. Hey, its moving again! ]


What... ah. What have you heard? About the outside of this game. [ casually pretending she knows what is going on ] I mean, if there's a chance we can get there together by getting this thing off you...
idealost: (12)

i;

[personal profile] idealost 2016-01-06 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and from the foothills of said heap, amidst the rain and gloom, comes a long-suffering sigh. ]

Now how did you get stuck all the way up there?

[ He's an old man. Old men have bad backs. They can't climb all the way up there. ]
corona: (‣ and i don't care what you think anyway)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. I'm pretty much the baddest ass around. You wouldn't want me to carry your traveling packs anywhere. That's how bad I am.


Unless... that is a terrible thing to be, in which case, I am a very good ass.
corona: (‣ tied around my hands)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Eco Man, I'm glad you asked! [ Eco Man? ] Why not start...

[ She holds up the remnants of their bag-suit. ] With what started all this! I have definitely seen a furnace around here somewhere. It could be dangerous? But. I think we've had our fair share of danger today, don't you?

We might find something interesting in all this trash, too. Like this. [ Now she's holding up a perfectly preserved autumn leaf, miraculously from cracks and crumbling. ] I've never seen one of these in person.
corona: (‣ wonder how the view is from there)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed. [ Heaven help the poor fool who gets these two in a restaurant at the same time.

Electrified with renewed purpose, Rapunzel clenches her fists and strides confidently in the direction of the gas station. She steps in spilled diesel fuel and gravel, which is fine, because there's not likely to be fires around. Right. ]


Mm. I can tell you one thing, Usagi. My mother would not approve of this sleepover.
corona: (‣ EXCITE)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Good idea, heh. [ Is it? Rapunzel cheerfully leaps to the ground and sets about making a sling with her hair.

She makes supernaturally quick work of it, holding out the finished product - a child-sized jumpsuit made of organic gold thread - with nothing less than delight. ]
Here. How's this? Now we can use your weight as a counterbalance to make a simple machine! We'll... use your mass... [ tug tug ] ... to send me up. And then I will pull you up after me! Sort of - like what Mother does!

Sound good?
moribound: SOJUICE (4)

[personal profile] moribound 2016-01-06 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Minato would have been a little weirded out a year back, but the best thing about having three stalkers is that he's just not bothered to argue about something as minor as a girl using his first name with him- it's not like it seems she's going to budge on it at that, clearly being the more extroverted one of the two.

But huh, Rise Kujikawa? There's a slightly raised eyebrow at that, since he does recognize that name in passing. If only he knew she was supposed to have performed in Iwatodai two years back...]


It's nice to meet you too, Kujikawa-san. I've been here for two months...speaking of which, you're Risette, aren't you? [BAM. Straight to the point, he sure doesn't waste time either.]
bendingunit: (Wanna go kill all humans?)

[personal profile] bendingunit 2016-01-06 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. You got a problem with that, sister?
bendingunit: (I wish everyone was dead but me)

[personal profile] bendingunit 2016-01-06 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What did I ever do to you!?

[He's COMPLETELY innocent here!]
niceguypose: (Default)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-06 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... Well, when we are in ViViD, we one must find tasks to complete as part of a game!
spyrites: (» shy)

[personal profile] spyrites 2016-01-06 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well she's got him there.] Something like that. [But it's better to be on the street than in the garbage pile.

At that he falters a little. About that...]
Actually, Elle... Ludger isn't here. I am and so is Leia but not Ludger. He's still back home but... I'm sure he'll be just fine. [It isn't all bad news though.

He offers her a smile.]
And... Milla is here too. The one whose soup you like. I'm sure she'll be glad to see you.
swordplays: (069)

[personal profile] swordplays 2016-01-06 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fishy. Fishy. Why are children allowed to talk at all??]

If I knew a way to return, do you honestly think I'd still be here? Doing any of this? Going back eventually is probably a given, but nobody knows exactly how.
jungled: (pic#9814505)

[personal profile] jungled 2016-01-06 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[The premise for our next thread should be, "How many inconvenient places can Nagare appear in his wheelchair?" I think that'll be a great start.

But all Nagare can do, really, is look down from his royal trash heap. He recognizes that sigh, and not just because he's been hearing it for so many years now. Even if he hadn't heard it in ages, he'd definitely still recognize it.

He wasn't worried about being stuck, of course (he did have a backup plan, after all), but he's relieved to see Iwa-san nonetheless.]


I see. We must have been separated. [This game must use random spawn points. ...his luck stat must be really low.] A minor inconvenience.

[Because, well, he's here now and that's all that matters.]