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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

pseudonyms: ('Cause she sees right through me)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-06 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[…eh. Good enough for her! She doesn't say anything for a moment but soon there's a flash of nearly-blinding light before Kanzeon appears behind Rise, immediately slipping a red band over her eyes. She's able to scan the area around them and with a quick cast of Certain Escape, the pair of them will find themselves materialized outside of the dumpster.

The cup's still attached to her hand, but at least they're outside. And now ankle-deep in another pile of trash. …it's still progress.]


How's that?
niceguypose: (befuddled)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-06 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow. They've certainly escaped.

Rock Lee looks around in wonder and surprise. It reminds him of the abilities displayed by Yu and Mitsuru in the past, and it's still just as awesome a sight.]


That... that was incredible! What did you do, Miss? With the help of that mysterious figure... and without your own sight!
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-06 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ 'Fun' is perhaps not the word she would use for it. ]

- Yes. Something like that. [ It's not an entirely truthful answer, but she's still making heads and tails of this situation. He couldn't be that Obi-Wan Kenobi. That's impossible. Then again, a lot of impossible things had been happening to her lately. What's one more?

She runs a hand across her forehead. How he talks about other Jedi, like they exist... ]
Do you...know many other Jedi, Obi-Wan?
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-06 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ She'd almost consider letting him go if he wasn't making such a racket and was liable to draw even more attention to her than he already had. She has to silence him - with whatever means it takes.

As she chases after him: ]
Will you be quiet!
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ She tosses the bucket aside, a small smile passing over her lips at the unusual creature's response. It almost sounds like it's singing, and she can tell from the tone of it's song that it's quite pleased to be free of that mean old bucket.

She smiles fully, then, completely taken with her new friend. ]


That's much better, isn't it? I'm Rey. Are you lost, too?
chirpchirp: (Walking)

[personal profile] chirpchirp 2016-01-06 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[As long as the traveler is near Pearl, its scarf and the gold trim along the bottom of its cloak light up. The runes in the scarf begin to fill in and its power begins to come back.

But then the conveyor belt surges and the traveler has to scramble to catch up to Pearl. It gets closer, but then she's pointing at the stairs. Is it time to climb? The traveler can climb!
]

♪♪ ♪

[It's slow though because no arms to balance makes for slow going up steps. It gets about three steps up and turns, looking back at Pearl. Isn't she coming?]

♪?
chirpchirp: (Meet)

[personal profile] chirpchirp 2016-01-06 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[This new buddy isn't scary after all! It does a thing with the white spaces in its face, but it seems friendly, so that's good, right? The white spaces appear and disappear into the hole of new buddy's face though, and that's a little weird. When the hole moves, sound comes out.

Fascinating.

The traveler leans closer and tries to inspect this thing from whence sound comes.
]

♪~

[It's not lost, new buddy Rey! It's traveling in a new world, that's all.]
pseudonyms: (That we could make forever after all)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-06 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[And she doesn't even know other Persona users are here yet. For shame.] This is my Persona. [Just as quickly as she appeared, Kanzeon disappears in another glow of light and Rise opens her eyes, a pleased smile on her face. She'll...have to question why this works outside of the Midnight Channel and everything later.]

She's a part of me. She sees for me when I need her to and helps me and my friends. But usually that's in battle. [How to really explain a Persona. What a complicated story.]
chirpchirp: (<wait>)

nice! good luck with the history major and double minor - you must be swamped

[personal profile] chirpchirp 2016-01-06 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
♪?

[It stops splashing and looks up at Ichimatsu, chirruping a question. New buddy seems unhappy down here. Is this place dangerous? Is that why new buddy is upset?

Leaving its little pile of sludge, the traveler walks over to Ichimatsu and pips at him, jumping up a little so it can bounce off his stomach.
]

♪~

[What do they do now, buddy?]
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-06 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Rey has to cover her mouth with one hand, muffling the sound of a shocked gasp.

Her mind is playing tricks on her. That, or...this place. She'd heard whispers of the trials of the Jedi. She'd seen the kinds of visions the Force could give her, so vivid and gripping and frightening.

Somehow, those seemed easier to bear than this. ]


...Han? [ She finally manages to say his name. ]
erranthero: (Neutral)

[personal profile] erranthero 2016-01-06 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Thirty years. So further down the timeline than Skywalker and Janson. That meant she couldn't spoil anything. Good enough.]

Then I'm...a thousand years before your time.

[She'll give a date, but there are TWO date conversions that take place between her time and the Battle of Yavin and she'd never asked Wes how to make that work.]

I'll explain how that's possible in a sec, but tell me. Are Luke Skywalker and Wes Janson still alive?
niceguypose: (friendly)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-06 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
A Persona? Ah... [He waves goodbye as Kanzeon disappears and smiles in turn.]

That is truly amazing! She must make for an invaluable ally. In fact, I believe that I have met others in this world who have such allies!
1matsu: (delivery skit)

at least all my basic classes are done, so its just history, art and anthropology courses.

[personal profile] 1matsu 2016-01-06 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hm?

[Ichimatsu looks to the traveler who walks lightly over the sludge only to bounce up and off him.

Man, the little guy is really light.

The question is sorta there, and after a moment of thinking, Ichimatsu points in a direction.]

Let's head that way.

[Nothing better to do.]
echoistic: (2.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, what makes you think I'd be unarmed even if I gave you your weapon back?

[He easily jumps back when she rushes forward, holding her saw up above his head (though really, he's just playing around; he'll give it back to her sooner or later).]

No problem-o, though! I'm sure we're all a little jumpy here. I mean, if you suddenly woke up in this place like I did...
sayonaradumbass: (oh shit my motor coils)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-06 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know why I'm trynna convince you anymore cause I don't wanna be dead either....but you clearly ain't home anymore. And we've gotta wade through a lot of shit before we can find out stuff.
lightrays: (Default)

at least we have test drive memes....!

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-06 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Good thing she is none the wiser right now. She's had about enough surprises for the time being!

But they're not quite done yet, because she does notice that lightsaber on his belt.

Stars, they're showing up all over the place, aren't they?

Sorry, Anakin, questions first. ]
Is that a lightsaber?
echoistic: (10.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[He has no idea what that means, no. He also has no idea what that whine means either, other than that it doesn't sound threatening, but hey, maybe the thing is just trying to get him to lower his guard, and so he doesn't lower his fist.

Though seriously, what the hell is it doing... Maybe he should just kill it now???]


I don't speak beast. I suggest you go back to whatever hole you crawled out of, if you can even understand me.
chirpchirp: (??)

that's good, at least all that's left are the interesting ones

[personal profile] chirpchirp 2016-01-06 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[It turns to look in the direction new buddy has pointed in and nods once. Time to walk!

Amazingly, its long scarf doesn't seem to drag through the muck so much as float on top of it. The traveler leaves a very definitely trail of tiny circular footprints behind, but not much else as it starts off in the direction Ichimatsu indicated.

Sometimes it runs ahead, sometimes it lags behind when it seems something interesting, but in general the traveler is always near Ichimatsu as they journey onward.
]

♪?

[What are you, by the way? You're not like any other traveler it's seen.]

[personal profile] ex_forcechoke292 2016-01-06 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Anakin laughs at that. It's not the welcoming he was getting ready to expect, but it's not quite mocking enough to rankle.]

Depends on what you mean by "fly," but it's not literal.
echoistic: (7.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[It's hard to hide from Rhys, when the occasional click of noise that he makes can tell him what's approaching. Since this newcomer's movements don't seem threatening, though, he doesn't make a move to take out his dagger, instead glancing in her direction.]

... "We"? Do you, uh, have a friend with you or something?
echoistic: (1.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Weird? Like what?

[He grins, blinking innocently.]

... So you're saying our fates lies in the hands of someone else? C'mon, I'm not gonna settle for that! Let's bust our way outta this... this dream, I guess! Yeah! However that works.
echoistic: (4.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I... I momentarily came back to life...?

[WOW RUDE]
echoistic: (2.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Is she serious?

[He mutters under his breath from where he is—that is, the top of the chute, though it take a few re-attachments of his wires. The distance doesn't prevent him from being able to hear Lili, though, as he snorts to himself.

Grinning, he yells down the chute.]


Still don't want my help, pretty lady!?
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-06 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ It seemed a sign of good faith to switch off her blade as well, so she does so, though the weight of it somehow feels heavier in her hand as she lowers her arm. Nothing about this is right. This isn't the way it's supposed to be.

Her brow creases, unwilling to let this newest twist set her off her course. There's only one way to move, and that's forward.

I can do this. ]


"Met" might be an exaggeration. I sought you ought so you could train me. I...have the Force.

[ So much, so much is left out of this version of the tale, but she hopes those details can wait. Some of those details are safer with her, anyway, if he turns out to not be who he says - though, somehow, she finds she believes him. ] When I found you, you were much older than you are now.
corona: (‣ bargaining)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
You don't do it alone... Oh! So-- you're, like, the leader of a team of monster fighters! [ Rapunzel, too, is extremely gullible, and would believe this even if it were not the truth.

But this apparent understanding leads to another, more horrifying one, ]
Oh gosh. Jaune! Aren't you... Shouldn't you be looking for them instead of here with me?

[ And then, sharply cocking her head and blinking in bewilderment as she works through various Romantic, Greek, and Latin roots: ] Did you say eco-friendly? As in... helpful to the environment.