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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

coastal: (✧ WHY THIS)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-05 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[And with the rest of the bag moving with him, Lili's sent careening right along with the bag which just means with a surprised yelp she'll be falling onto Lee.

Which just sets her off even more--]


Ah! Stop - stop that this instant!!

[someone send help]
Edited 2016-01-05 23:05 (UTC)
coastal: (✧ peons.)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-05 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[She'll insult you back?!

But that.... doesn't make any sense. She stares at him and while her brain tries to reconcile this information:]


This isn't a poor show of a sense of humor, is it?

[Would that be better or worse....]
beaconed: (pic#8916026)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-05 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, and... how do you feel about it, now that someone else knows? I mean, that was pretty incredible. [ He might be envious, being someone who doesn't know what his own powers are... or if he'll ever even find out. ]

It's not just your hair, y'know, it's-- well, you. This is your ability, Rapunzel... helping others. I guess what I'm trying to say is... it suits you.
coastal: (✧ making it weird)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-05 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[what.

what.

WHAT!!

okay no she can at least have enough sense to tell when someone suddenly disappears and she's so confused? WHAT HAPPENED, DID SOMETHING EAT HIM]


Pervert? Pig?! [what does she call someone whose name she doesn't know] Where did that thing go?!

[he's nOT A THAT]
osuni: (HOW S C A N D A L O U S)

KAGEMITSUUUUU

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-05 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh she wasn't expecting that... at all??? Okuni looks down at him, REALLY looks at him again this time, instead of automatically picking on his appearance... ]

[......??? She doesn't automatically assume that the other man is a Kumou herself, mostly because she's not 100% used to the idea that there ARE other Kumous besides her and Baren (even if she met Sousei, but Sousei's supposed to be a delusional stalker, you know???)]

...Who are you? [her own reaction is pretty muted, only because she's not sure... and she's not as naturally cheery as some other Kumous!!]
osuni: (HOW S C A N D A L O U S)

DAMMIT

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-05 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S SOME NINJA MAGIC RIGHT THERE!! Okuni looks around, then down at the sword as she starts to make her way up.]

I wonder, can you talk in this form too? [probably... not?? maybe, but she's just seen a perfectly normal looking dude disappear in front of her eyes and she can't really detect his presence hiding in any trash heaps so ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. she is very OPEN-MINDED RIGHT NOW.]
osuni: (HOW S C A N D A L O U S)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-05 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You were crying about them earlier. Does that mean you're not dead then?

[her marker pauses... mostly because she's wondering if she can fit LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE on rhys's forehead...]
corona: (‣ and when i'm at the edge)

1/3

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-05 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wha

What is this. ]
erranthero: (Aggressive/Ardent)

[personal profile] erranthero 2016-01-05 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kerra at least doesn't fall. Thank goodness she braced.

The can goes flying free too, landing a few paces off with a clatter.]


H-Hey! You okay?

[That looked like it hurt. So, offering a gloved hand, Kerra tries to flash a winning smile. It probably looks a little stilted, though.]
corona: (‣ when i say i'm breaking free)

2/3

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-05 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is this the fabled... compliment?? ]
corona: (‣ to take me home?)

3/3

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-05 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. Well, that feels nice and warm in her entire body. Not like her hair, which primarily only ever glows up there...

Ahem. ]


Wow. You could have just told me I was incredible from the start, you weirdo. [ flicking his cheek ] Thank you for - being so kind to me. You had no reason to be, but... you were. You are. That is the kind of person you are, I guess.
corona: (‣ tell me what i am all about)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-05 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WHEW ]

Ah. Something that happens to you a lot? [ Giving her this look, only partly hoping to distract her. Teasingly only of course!!! ]

So. What's the plan from here? Are... you going to – go all heroic and use that rapier to save us? [ Pirates: possibly one of the few stories she remembers from a long since confiscated book of fairy tales! ]
corona: (‣ euphooooria)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-05 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I can see why not. [ She closes her eyes and exhales.

Sublime. ]
Please don't... take this the wrong way, but– Did you make someone upset? Did you... Did you do something you weren't supposed to?

[ SHE'D KNOW ALL ABOUT DAT ]
osuni: (HOW S C A N D A L O U S)

im cracking up

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-05 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
['nice to meet you'??? she can see it. she can totally see the sign now. She shoots him another look of DOUBT at the mention of his Agency because look he didn't sound very convincing right there.]

None of that sounds very useful. [Atsushi was kind enough to be honest, so she's gotta be honest in return, right? Still, she snaps her fan closed.] Especially in this sort of situation, but...

[but???] Do you think you can help me get out of here? Or is that something you haven't learned yet?
spyrites: (» heh...)

[personal profile] spyrites 2016-01-05 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Sorry about that. [Being a Big Damn Hero is more Milla's job but he wasn't about to just let that drone take her away.

He sets her down now that he's sure she's okay.]
They're probably malfunctioning. It... happens a lot around here. [He got attacked by a vending machine once...] I don't think it would've harmed you but you might have ended up somewhere pretty unpleasant. [aka the garbage dump.]
suicidally: (you can coax the cold right out of me)

[personal profile] suicidally 2016-01-06 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ ah, for a moment or two there, atsushi was almost cool. almost. and then he starts to ramble, and by the time he's done with it, dazai's shit-eating grin is back. ]

Aren't you a tiger-man, Atsushi-kun? You don't think you can make it on the first try? [ he stretches his arms over his head and goes up on his toes briefly, loosening himself up for the jump with the same casual air he does most everything. ] Don't worry, I have full confidence that even if you get maimed, you'll heal. I just have to not touch you, that's all.
coastal: (✧ the princess has arrived)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She blinks once at the way that Rapunzel goes quieter and the question resounds with her loud and clear. So her answer is a very simple:]

I always do.

[And then she's going to go back to turning, flipping her own hair over her shoulder. It just serves as a reminder that there are still things that she needs to do. Though she does glance over her shoulder to elaborate-]

If you're worried about upsetting someone all the time, you'll never get to do what you want - or what's important.
beaconed: (pic#8915956)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-06 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, heh... I did almost accidentally stab your face back there, sooo... I figured I should be nicer. [ Well, no, he's joking about that being the reason... this is just something one of his many tsundere friends would say in this situation. ] It's not like you had a reason to trust me either, but.. you did... so, thank you.

[ She'll get an elbow nudge for that flick, though. ] Got any more crazy secrets you wanna share? Are you maybe a ghost, or can you predict the future? Do you snore really loud?

[ Not all of those are interesting plot twists, Jaune. ]
nacreous: (and you would do it again)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-06 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[this is where a nice person would say, no, you're not useless trash! but what we have here is Pearl, and she believes the statement to be true for the time being.

not that she'll say that out loud, but]
I see. We'll just have to find someone familiar with this game. [where, Pearl? there is, like, no one else around.

stuck with a useless human]
I mean, there's got to be more people playing in here, right? They wouldn't all have been taken by those drones...
1matsu: (Default)

[personal profile] 1matsu 2016-01-06 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Ichimatsu doesn't even notice the lack of denial, after all, no one else has bothered before.]

I suppose so. [Even though Pearl is the first person he'd seen in his flight across the garbage world.]

Maybe? It had been taking me that way. [Ichimatsu points to their right.]
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rightfully: (pic#7789319)

[personal profile] rightfully 2016-01-06 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we'll have to climb up the trash piles.

[ It'll be unpleasant, but it's not like they have any other options. Lucina decides to be as straightforward as possible in her explanation.

And, oh. Rollo. Yes, of course. ]


Is it alright with you if I carry Rollo? I won't drop him, I swear it.

[ It may be easier for her to do than for Elle to have to contend with. ]
jinko: (11.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-06 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
A...aha... I will, but...! I'd have to open my shirt up, and... I'm not wearing anything underneath, so...

[ It's not like he needs to be shy about showing his scrawny upper body, but?! Maybe... it would be strange for Lili?! He doesn't know how this sort of thing works, after all. ]

M-maybe, you should turn around...?

[ No dignity. ]
rightfully: (pic#7535325)

[personal profile] rightfully 2016-01-06 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lucina doesn't waste any time elaborating - ]

My sword.

[ With them back-to-back and standing, it's no longer at a precarious slant across the floor, and Kuroh should be able to feel some sort of weight near his hip. ]

It's fixed at my waist. With it, we should be able to get ourselves free of this restraint, but -

[ BUT SHE CAN'T REACH IT OKAY :( ]

My arms are quite peculiarly bound. Can you reach it?
Edited 2016-01-06 00:26 (UTC)
nacreous: (right foot)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-06 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Pearl considers for a moment. would it be wise to go where the drones were? that almost seemed counter-productive.

but if they wanted to find more people, then going in that direction might be necessary. she just doesn't know]


Did you have any friends who were captured by them already?
1matsu: (hey)

Phase II

[personal profile] 1matsu 2016-01-06 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[It would be easy to mistake Ichimtasu as either dead or asleep considered he was barely moving after being dumped down the garbage chute not too long before Suzuha herself.

Still, when the rather pretty girl speaks up, he twitches slightly before sitting up with a sigh, picking an old newpaper page off his head.]


No. Sorry.

[Ichimatsu reaches into his hoodie pocket, taking out a bent cat teaser, and the top half of a broken glass bottle.

That's not weird at all.]