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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

nacreous: (and you would do it again)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-05 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[she is definitely very alien! and while Pearl is slightly annoyed that she now has to play bodyguard to a human she doesn't know, she does appreciate the explanation. well, he seems polite, at least, if not a little lackluster]

It's nice to meet you, as well. [she can be polite too! occasionally...] My name is Pearl. This is, um. This is my first time in a video game, so I'm not sure what to expect.
coastal: (✧ harumph harumph)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-05 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[It might be as close as he ever gets to a compliment but it just has her replying back sharply, a little indignant-]

Don't insult me.

[But... well, okay, she's listening to the rest. She's not entirely sure what 'virtual reality' means -- but it's sounding like this place isn't... real, if it's akin to a game. So this just makes her tilt her head.]

What would the exit look like?
coastal: (✧ WHINING INTENSIFIES)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-05 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Everything is unwanted contact as far as Lili's concerned!

And this is where Lili gets annoyed--]


Why would I have done it? What happened to you? Did you get stupider overnight?!

[REALLY, YONA.]
coastal: (✧ WHINING INTENSIFIES)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-05 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
How rude!

[Lili, stop thinking so highly of yourself.]

It's just -- uncomfortable, that's all I'm saying.

[Someone didn't get hugged enough as a child. Or like. Ever.]
coastal: (✧ hmph! what a nerd)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-05 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lili pulls her hands away after she finishes up the inspection, immediately bringing them back to her person. Even though she's not used to physical contact with another person, she's at least familiar with just making sure that one's grooming is fair.

But at the question, she just blinks and tilts her head.]


More so lately. [It's what happens when she has a habit of poking her nose into things that don't really concern her.] It's not exactly.... something that I want to keep up.
niceguypose: (eyebrows up)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-05 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! I have met her in this world! She was safe and sound the last that I heard of her, but that was some time ago...!

[He looks around uncertainly.]

I do not know if she is currently in this same 'game'!
undaunts: (WE'RE BEST FRIENDS)

[personal profile] undaunts 2016-01-05 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww, Weiss! I've missed you! [Yeah, she's going in for the hug. It's been months, okay, let her be sappy.

... It also distracts from the fact that she doesn't know how to beat this level in particular.]
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-05 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You're stalling. [But she's returning the hug anyway. Damn you, Ruby, and your ability to make her smile.]

But what do you mean you miss me? We were just in the stands watching Yang fight in the singles round of the tournament.
coastal: (✧ nnnnnoooooo)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-05 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Even worse -- he's a coward! No spine! (Lili, why can't you be happy that he listened?)

She's just going to make a face at that because there's still a rat and it's not like she's going to lend a hand to help herself because why would she touch a rat but--]


What? Are you still just going to stand there? Dig it out if it's hurting you....!
1matsu: (hey)

[personal profile] 1matsu 2016-01-05 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ichimatsu nods.]

Mine too.

[He tilts his head to the side.]

This one is a bit... different, from the ones i remember. [Being one of a set of sextuplets means video games were not a thing that really happened in that family. Until recent years most game simply didn't have enough multiplayer's in a mode. Not to mention the cost.

But even in the arcade he'd never seen a game quite like this.]
niceguypose: (blank)

Phase I

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-05 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rock Lee rubs at his eyes for a little bit to make sure that he is truly seeing what he thinks he is.

Sure, this person has been in this world before, but he disappeared before long. And now, here he was again... that figure who had returned to them just recently before Lee came to this world.

The green teen spoke uncertainly as he stood several feet away in the garbage.]


S- Sasuke-kun...?
nacreous: (keep your stance wide)

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-05 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes... A lot different. [Pearl frowns as she looks out at the surrounding trash. she has no idea as to which way they should go] So then, you probably don't know how to get out of here...
undaunts: (that was a grimm thrashing last night)

[personal profile] undaunts 2016-01-05 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
We were doing what now.

[????

This time it's not actually stalling; she blinks, tilting her head.]
niceguypose: (concerned)

ii!

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-05 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rock Lee certainly would agree on seeing at as a challenge. But despite being a ninja, it doesn't always show in his landings. After he falls into the pile of garbage, he spends a moment pulling his head free before he stands up to listen to the other's words.]

A grapple...? Ah, I must apologize! As much as I enjoy sparring in any environment, I am not sure if this is the time to grapple!
discard: (cutest dangernoodle ever)

[personal profile] discard 2016-01-05 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll insult you all he wants!!!

That though...that gets a sigh.]


It will appear as a "log out" option, when the required objectives have been met. It sounds ridiculous, but I have seen it for myself.
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-05 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You're joking, right? It was your plan! The four of us in the team battle, of course, Yang and I in the doubles, and Yang in the singles. We're totally kicking butt and you don't remember that?

Did this place make everybody but me crazy?
niceguypose: (headlocked)

Bonus?!

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-05 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rock Lee had just woken up and had not processed much about his situation aside from the proximity of another warm presence. ...And then suddenly that presence was attacking him.]

Ack! I... I do not understand...! [It might not be the most powerful push he's received, but it's enough to send him tumbling to the side, with the rest of the bag moving with him.]
echoistic: (9.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-05 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just grins, before looking up a chute. He snaps his fingers, before pausing, and then snapping once more. Satisfied, he holds out a fist, before there's suddenly a quiet whizzing noise, perhaps inaudible through Lili's GREAT TRASH THROWING ATTEMPTS, before he's suddenly yanked forward and up the chute.

BYE, LILI.]
echoistic: (7.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-05 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Dead people don't really have to worry about their wounds!

[she can... unfortunately...]
1matsu: (unburnable trash)

[personal profile] 1matsu 2016-01-05 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ichimatsu shakes his head and shrugs.]

Sorry, just as useless as the rest of the unburnable trash.
beaconed: (pic#8909754)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-05 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So embarrassing. Jaune bursts into laughter for a few seconds until he starts to feel the magic glowing hair etc etc. Even if his Aura already did the job of healing him a while ago, some kind of new energy is still undoubtedly flowing within him. Amazing! ]

W-Whoa...
osuni: (HOW S C A N D A L O U S)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-05 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S GOOD THO bc okuni would be a punk and never let him live it down. Even though she's totally like 'he's a tsun, isn't he' in he rhead.]

Do you know the way out then? [SURE she will meet her imaginary descendants... if Sousei helps her out]
corona: (‣ shyness)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-05 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ UGH. Should've had him sign a verbal no-laughter contract instead of a verbal no-freaking out contract.

When the light dies down and the healing stops, she drops her hands and hair, pushing the latter behind her as if to hide it from view. ]


Yeah. So. You know, it - it can do things like that. No big deal.
floramentirosa: (Say say my playmate)

cmon, he's one of the kings of the jungle, he can do better....

[personal profile] floramentirosa 2016-01-05 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[That look of dejection doesn't entirely elude Minatsuki, despite her current disgruntled appearance, but she files away the detail for later. She runs her mouth far too much for her, and much less anyone else's, good, but it's rare that she ekes a subdued reaction out of someone who's at the mercy of her belligerence.

(She's curious. Not guilty.)

Still, that's not the point of this exercise---cooperation. Right. Yeah. Minatsuki's whip wing is called back to action, forming a new tendril that curls, readying itself for her command. She scoots off to the right as much as she can, to create enough of a gap to cut through without cleaving anyone in half in the process.

Ultimately, she lets out something of a grunt, going for a noncommittal shrug, but it's really just a small wriggle.]


Right. Atsushi. Call me Minatsuki, then. [A name for a name, okay? Okay. She huffs at his highly optimistic remark, before saying:]

Look, if we don't at least give the fuckers that be around here something of a show of free will, we're not much better than this damn shitty junk around us.

[....At least she's trying to be encouraging? Albeit in the most roundabout way ever...she raises her free hand, holding up three fingers.]

So, on the count of three, got me? One... [She drops one finger. Whip wing sharpens.]

Two...

[Another finger drops, and whip wing rears back.]
floramentirosa: (Your endless dreams are burning)

and how it unites them as an invincible team

[personal profile] floramentirosa 2016-01-05 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Minatsuki's snarl drops slightly, shifting to a look of slight surprise at how.....lax he is, both in reaction to her and in his explanation behind his sniffing. She's not sure whether she's alarmed or annoyed, honestly, and while she can't argue against the stench and how it'd make him instinctively sniff around, she's blinking and sounding perplexed as she shoots back:]

Fine, you got me there. This place really does fucking reek, but...fine. I'll let you slide, Ponytail. [Since he did have the decency to apologize, even if that's not something she's entirely used to seeing. Her hand drops off into a lazy wave before falling back to her side as she sucks her teeth, before adding with a frown:] The fact that you called me 'Kichiou' in your sleep is still pretty damn suspect, but whatever. And just to clear up the air, your hair got in my face---I'm not into that sort of shit, especially when you're a guy, and your hair's longer than mine. Kinda hurts my pride. [Even though her own hair has been chopped short.....]

[Which brings her to the more important question he brings up. She stares down disdainfully at their current predicament: the Garbage Bag of Friendship is Magic, with a snort.]

Fuck if I know what the hell the point of this is, other than making shit pretty goddamn awkward. [She shifts, trying to poke her other hand through the plastic---to no avail; it merely stretches more against the strain, and not by much.] Nevermind that this plastic's pretty strong. I mean, seriously. We're gonna have to get outta this piece of crap somehow, right?
Edited 2016-01-05 22:49 (UTC)