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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

flownsolo: (Default)

oh my god

[personal profile] flownsolo 2016-01-05 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ The relief of spotting a boy near her own age is quickly overshadowed by the realization that it can't mean anything good for there to be one. It means this is bigger than it seems. Worse than it seems, if more kids are here. ]

Hey, [ She lifts her hand in a gesture she hopes is friendly, hoping to catch his attention before she encroaches on him any further. He's alone. He must be as frightened as she is. ]

How's it look from here?
Edited 2016-01-05 02:57 (UTC)
chirpchirp: (Howan)

omg i never realized that akfj;a

[personal profile] chirpchirp 2016-01-05 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[New buddy will never fly... He'll never taste the sweet freedom of riding the winds. Never see the way the world looks so beautiful from up above. Never experience the joy of seeing all of creation spread out beneath him and knowing that the world is there for him, to be beautiful for him, and he is there for the world, to make the world beautiful again. He'll ne--

The traveler's head pops up out of the garbage when it feels the pat, and it climbs up out of the garbage heap, bits of candy wrapper and egg shell stuck to its cloak. It looks around and then notices Ichimatsu and the thing about his neck.

The-?

OMG
]

♬♩ ♪♬♬♩ ♪♬♬♩ ♪♬!!!!

[EXCITING! THEY FOUND A SCARF FOR HIM!!!! The traveler starts bouncing, shedding the bits of trash stuck to it, and flaps its cloak, chirping incessantly as little runes pop up in the air around it. It's so happy for you, buddy! You have a scarf!!!!!]
jinko: (67.)

HAHA, dw about it...!

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-05 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Your companion...?

[ Huh, if it's something that screeches, then it must be... ] ...Did you come here with your bird? [ He can roll with that, to be honest. It's a welcome thought, seeing something more organic and natural in lieu of all this trash.

If that's the case, he's going to try to help Yukina reunite with her friend...! A momentary frown at the closed chute later, he gives her an apologetic half-smile before turning his hands into what look like paws, changing the shape of his fingers so they resemble the claws of a much stronger animal.
]

I'll see if I can pry this open, so... you can call for your friend?
bendingunit: (Who will make Bender's waffles now?)

[personal profile] bendingunit 2016-01-05 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Sniffle, sniffle.] Just... just normal stuff. Booze, jewels, orphans, and booze. But now I'll just have to steal them the old fashioned way! [This prompts another round of pathetic sobbing.]
niceguypose: (friendly)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-05 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Lee doesn't have much of an idea, himself... but at least he's better than nothing.

He smiles sheepishly as he hops to his feet.]


I am glad that I impressed you! Please do not worry. It was my fault in the end. I was too rambunctious! Ah... But, we should refocus ourselves on our task, Rapunzel-san!
1matsu: (oh no karamatsu is missing)

it was the first thing i said after seeing the art. bean heads. XD

[personal profile] 1matsu 2016-01-05 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[The traveler's excited sounds make Ichimatsu smile. He watches the little guy bounce around, the runes floating up and around.]

Heh, cute.

[The smiles turns into a grin, and he tries to pat the traveler again.]

So now what, hm?
deontology: (15.)

[personal profile] deontology 2016-01-05 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[A golem... well, far be it from him to talk about what is or isn't possible in ViViD, really.]

This is ViViD. I suspect you are new to Cerealia entirely, then.

[Troublesome... but it has been awhile.]

If I can answer your questions, I will, but I'm afraid it is going to be confusing.
chirpchirp: (Walking)

i can never unsee....

[personal profile] chirpchirp 2016-01-05 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[With each touch, the scarf on its back fills in a little. It can't see if Ichimatsu's scarf is filling in, but it assumes it is. Because that's what scarves do, right? Totally right. Yup.

After a few moments, it turns and runs down the garbage pile, waiting at the bottom until he joints it. Then it starts walking toward the highest building it can see.

Time to start a journey!
]
beaconed: (pic#8909759)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-05 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ He would have handed it to her sheathed if the thing itself didn't weigh as much as a shield does. At least she's taking it more seriously! ]

Wh-- but... you asked me if it's dangerous earlier... don't look so surprised about it now! Uh... you wanna try it on something? Here--

[ He picks up an old boot out of the junk and sets it on top of a drum can that's in front of her... all while keeping his eyes on the sword in her hands!! You know, just in case she gets overexcited and swings it while he's preparing a target. PLEASE DON'T SWING IT YET. ]

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-05 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Frightened isn't exactly what he's feeling. He's been in worse situations in this, faced possible death more than once. Now, he's just feeling a bit anxious because he doesn't know where his master is and can't get in contact with him. But he's been on his own before and been fine. He'll find Qui-Gon somehow, and he's sure Qui-Gon's looking for him too.

He stops his searching when a girl speaks to him. At her question, he raises an eyebrow and looks at the dump around them.
] You really want me to answer that? [But there's a light smile tugging at his mouth to show he doesn't mean anything negative towards her.]
1matsu: (delivery skit)

mwahahaha

[personal profile] 1matsu 2016-01-05 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Ichimatsu follows carefully after the traveler not wanting to slip and fall into the garbage pile, jumping the last bit to land next to the traveler.

He falls into step with the traveler, his added height meaning he could walk faster, but his natural slow and slumping walk meant that he and the traveler stayed pretty much equal.

Whee, walking.]

jinko: (41.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-05 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ehhh?! Are you sure this is going to be safe...?!

[ Those sure look like cars stacked precariously on top of each other... hm. But Saburo seems to have assessed it favorably, and despite his trepidation, Atsushi decides to follow. He's good at that, incidentally.

Hauling himself up onto the hood of one car, he shakes some stray trash off of his shoe.
]

A-Atsurin?? But...it's good to meet you, Nobunaga-san. [ what a regal name... Saburo's parents must be a real Sengoku enthusiast, huh!! ] I hope we can both make it out of here safely.
corona: (‣ hesitating)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-05 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. [ So she did. This is what she gets for not cataloguing things suspiciously!

Getting used to the unexpected weight is as 'simple' as distributing the extra mass throughout her body, like springing out of one position into another. Rapunzel spreads her legs and crouches lower to the ground, her fingers clenched solidly around the hilt. ]


Are... you sure that's - good? I-It looks a little, uh, small. Maybe. Heh. You're the expert!
flownsolo: (Default)

[personal profile] flownsolo 2016-01-05 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Probably better if you don't. [ She admits, turning to shade her eyes and survey the disappointingly unchanging landscape from the new vantage point. ]

Nothing new in that direction, huh? [ She's now sure why she needs the confirmation; if there was he wouldn't be here. ] Maybe the whole planet's some kind of repository.
respectful: (Default)

[personal profile] respectful 2016-01-05 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
( he grits his teeth to suppress the world's most frustrated and embarrassed groan, feeling somehow responsible for spreading this trauma to the red clansman, even if it isn't any of his willful doing. ) I can't! ( he blurts out, then begins shaking the cardboard as much as he can. it stiffly jerks with the movements until the head starts wobbling with resistance to the air. )

I can't move my hands. ( he can't even channel anything properly into them ... he could recklessly use his abilities, but it seems so embarrassing. to try on something that has to have a simpler method of removal.

so he puts the embarrassing onus on yata instead. )
Here. ( he turns his face, glancing away as he pushes the waifu closer to the little punk. )

Burn it.

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-05 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head.] It's all the same. I wouldn't be surprised if it was. I don't think anyone actually lives here. [They'd be crazy to.]

Are you here with anyone else...?
jinko: (42.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-05 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ The thing is that Atsushi didn't even consider that Dazai might try to catch him if he fell, which isn't to say that he doesn't think that Dazai is capable of doing that sort of thing for someone— it's more that he doesn't expect people to do that for him, which is why a moment passes where he looks genuinely puzzled about the implication.

It passes, after which he offers a light laugh.
]

You know I'm sturdy, Dazai-san. I wouldn't ask you to catch me, because I'd probably be alright.

[ But again, he files this under 'things I finally found out about Dazai-san', and looks pleased with himself for being able to offer something onto the table— his strength, for one. His poor sense of self-worth makes it easy for him to put his neck on the line, really.

Turning back towards their exit, he squints up at the chute opening, watches a new stream of garbage fall a few feet over.
]

It looks like the chute we came in from opens once every five minutes or so. If we time things, I think we could both pass through at once...
dereban: ❥ all icons are my own unless otherwise denoted. (Default)

[personal profile] dereban 2016-01-05 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ She nods, timing it right on the three. ]

Alright, seems like that works. We just need to be careful of what we step on, too. This... sounds like it might take a while.
respectful: (pic#9881635)

[personal profile] respectful 2016-01-05 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
( mygod. kuroh is so preoccupied with averting his gaze to just about anywhere but the indecent cutout that he doesn't notice when sougo first starts to approach. he tenses as he feels him near, knowing he could probably at least try to kick and maneuver his way out of a confrontation, but then

—— clip ——

he startles, eyes wide, then fixed in an incredulous glare. )


Just what do you think it is you're doing? ( is that a chain. what the hell. he begins to back away, thinking he might need to fight. the cutout might make him look stupid, but ... there are worse things ... )

What is this? ( he asks, with cautious ... pessimism. be careful, the dog might snap ... )
beaconed: (003)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-05 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... expert...

[ He turns away from her to see if the boot is set correctly, frowning to himself for a moment. He's far from an expert, he barely even knows what he's doing right now.

Once that's set, he steps beside her to check her stance - wow, she's learning this faster than he did! He... gently tilts her hands a little up before stepping back now. Why? BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO LOOK LIKE AN EXPERTLY EXPERT HERE. ]


Heh, don't worry. You'll... probably miss it on your first few tries. All part of learning!

[ She probably won't, but he's basing this on his own first experience. ]
floramentirosa: (I've done the best I can)

at the cost of his dignity, alas

[personal profile] floramentirosa 2016-01-05 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Minatsuki sizes him up once more----lips still curled into a snarl, but...judging from his reactions (which are....very pre-upgrade Ganta-esque, now that she thinks about it), they seem too on point, too genuine, to be part of a Pretty Pretty Princess ploy. He's not cloying, like she cn be when she's playing dumb and naïve.

Her hand drops, but it's still tense. Whip wing shrinks away, leaving behind a trickle of blood from her ear. She sucks her teeth.]


Feh, I'll believe you, I guess, since you more or less look about to piss yourse--- [Not like she was helping that matter much, but upon seeing him go fucking werewhatsit on her, she jolts back...well, as much as she can jolt back considering, but her face has since contorted into something resembling shock, mixed in with some mild fright.] ---Holy shit! [Dude, that's a little too strange.] Okay, like, my branch of sin? That's an..."Ability" or whatever. Your shit? That's fucking horror movie.

[Although.... well...that is a full-blown tiger arm. Minatsuki considers, despite the very visible cringe on her face. He...does have a point about combining forces.

Her hand goes up to her bleeding ear once more, as she sharply inhales.]


Fuck, I've seen weirder back in the slammer, I...guess. Alright, Whiskers. You're bound to have cutting power, right? Maybe if you and me strike at this bullshit bag at the same time...
respectful: (pic#9604134)

[personal profile] respectful 2016-01-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
( yes. good thing they can have mutual respect in this ... scenario ...

he stands almost pin-straight, looking attentive and serious as fushimi speaks. his gaze then flits over to the garbage pile, thinking this is all a bit familiar. he's a bit tired of people who think of the world as some sort of game at this point. he almost makes a comment on it, but assumes fushimi has already made a similar connection in his mind. he frowns instead, taking a steady step forward. )


So this isn't new. ( another step forward. foot plunges, leg now buried shin deep. sos, disgusting. ) You don't seem too concerned. ( which isn't unexpected. but. ) Or have you been here before?
Edited 2016-01-05 03:46 (UTC)
discard: (This is my life now. I am a present.)

[personal profile] discard 2016-01-05 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no. A nice person.

It always throws Leon off when people don't bite back in response to his entirely unnecessary aggressiveness; he hesitates a moment before flicking the hair from his face, crossing his arms.]


Hmph. No, I am fine, naturally. It would take more than this to harm me.

[A somewhat awkward pause. Now that Luke agreed and apologized, he doesn't actually have anything to gripe about...]
suicidally: (& set me free)

[personal profile] suicidally 2016-01-05 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so..

[ ah, what's with that look??? does he think he couldn't? .. what, does he think dazai would honestly just let him die if that's what it looked like would happen? the test was one thing, but real life is another altogether. one day this stubborn kid will get it through his head that he has worth. ]

Eh, well, sturdy or not, don't test it, okay?

[ after a moment, though, he brightens for a moment.. then dims once again. ah.. if he got caught by the lid of the chute.. but it would still be a pretty Trashy death. nevermind. ] I guess I just have to be kind of quick, then. And hope nothing too troublesome is on the other side.
corona: (‣ surprise)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-05 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Isn't that precisely why the target ought to be larger? Isn't this precisely why she oughtn't be surprised that it's tough work learning self-defence? All these questions are really meant to do, of course, is distract her from the fact that he's touching her. Barely. But still, it's not forced!

And to his credit, it all comes across as terribly authentic. Impressive! Rapunzel narrows her eyes at the boot and settles into a stance that's not unlike that of a baseball player preparing to swing a bat. In the back of her mind, she wonders what it is she's about to be blindly flailing at. ]

[ Oh well! ]
Here's to learning!

[ And just like that she lunges forward, at the same time bringing the sword crashing down at an angle to the boot, and fighting the whole time against the instinct to close her eyes. ]