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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

corona: (‣ haters gonna hate)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying. [ s h r u g ] I've yet to see definitive proof of your innocence.

But– Speaking of. Where is this exactly?
beaconed: (069)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Are you tired of walking? Do you need me to carry you? [ Totally missing her point. .....But he would carry her. ]

...Also, have you noticed that there aren't any Grimm here either?
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-04 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
You can barely carry yourself right now.

[Does she need to remind you of your oh-so-graceful faceplant, or did you concuss yourself into forgetting it?]

Yeah, that's the strangest part about this place. You'd think someplace like this would be crawling with Grimm.
beaconed: (pic#8915947)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Aw man, I totally thought we were having a moment with those "voices in our heads" thing back there! [ Ah, do you feel it? The soul-crushing regret? ]

Is your real name even Rapunzel? I knew it sounded strange, I knew it...!
beaconed: (pic#9692050)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ HE HAS ANIME WILLPOWER ]

Unless you or I suddenly got rid of every single one of them, what other reason could there be for their absence?

[ Somehow, leading her towards the truth seems more easier than just being the one to tell her. ]
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-04 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like the leading questions. If you know something I don't, then spit it out.
jungled: (pic#9814503)

[personal profile] jungled 2016-01-04 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah... Well, he supposes he does stand out a little bit. It's only natural that someone would probably stop and ask, right? He flexes one of his hands as he turns to her.]

For me, it's the only way. Without this power, my movement is restricted.

[That's an understatement?! Not to mention it doesn't explain a whole lot.]
beaconed: (pic#8915947)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Aliens destroyed our universe!!!
coastal: (✧ harumph harumph)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Lili would typically be the pragmatic individual -- but right now she's seeking solace despite herself. She buries her face in her knees at his response. She came from worse and made it out of that.... but did she? It's not that she got out of there with her own strength, but rather because this place pulled her from it. For better or worse, she was saved. Though now she's back in trouble again and that's... frustrating.

She'd very much like to stop being caught in trouble. Eventually she raises her head and finds it in herself to give an affirmative answer.]


.... I will. There are still things I must do. [She does have an indomitable spirit, when it comes down to it -- but the tiredness remains.

. . . which brings her to another question.]


You wouldn't have any means of procuring water.... would you?
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-04 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
That... was not what I thought you were leading me towards.
coastal: (✧ NOT MOE)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Lili blinks once. Twice.

Her face turns red.]


Wh-Where did that come from....?! Really, you're such a strange girl!

[WHAT DOES SHE DO WITH A COMPLIMENT, CAN SHE EAT IT.]
corona: (‣ what if i'm a toothless leopard?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Here it comes!! Enough to make a woman wince. ]

Yes. [ trying her best not to sound petulant ] I wouldn't lie to you about that. And I... I know you're not going to hurt me after all that. And – Mn. I still don't think you're an idiot. I meant what I promised. I always do, it's just...

I'm confused. I haven't known where I am for hours.
corona: (‣ smile like nothing is wronggg)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
It seemed like a nice thing to say. [ And it's true, though that fact takes a backseat to habit, apparently ]

I'm Rapunzel. Who are you?
coastal: (✧ pout)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
[It was a really nice thing to say -- even though Lili has absolutely no idea how to react to it. Rather she's actually going to turn away even with her red face and flip her hair over her shoulder. Hmph!!]

My name is Lili....

[ . . . . ]

You're not hurt or anything, right? You took down a brute earlier today from the sound of it -- you're not tired?

[NOT THAT SHE CARES.]
jinko: (22.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-04 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, Dazai... truly, Atsushi doesn't know whether to be relieved or to be... very concerned that he's found Dazai here??? Though, to be fair, this is his default state of being, so. Nothing new.

He gapes for a beat, then seems to resign himself to This Life.
]

Ah... Dazai-san. I thought you didn't want your attempts to hurt... [ This is all he can think of to say, really. Dazai... why must you be this way. ] Is this really the time for this...?
corona: (‣ relief)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Either way, Lili's concern takes her aback, and she stands, almost as stunned as before, with nothing at all to say. ]

[ SUDDEN MOVEMENT: hands clasped, broad smile, happy laughter. ]
No! No, no, I'm... I am totally fine. Thanks, though. I really appreciate it. Your name is a flower like mine.

Oh– [ whirling around and trying to look down at her own back ] You could do me a favour, though, if... you don't mind. Just– Did said brute do anything to my hair or my neck? I'm almost one-hundred percent sure he didn't, but...
corona: (‣ and when i'm at the edge)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
We'd... only ever bartered. And– [ h u h. this is seriously fascinating. ] Honestly? I still have no idea... I guess I don't really know as much about the kingdom as Mother told – I mean, as I thought. Huh.

[ she shakes her head ]

Anyway. Is that really important? From out here, the world looks plenty dangerous even without mercenaries.
jinko: (54.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-04 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Despite the fact that he's talking to someone who he met via judging them for their literary choices, Atsushi is glad for the proffered hand. Misery loves company, maybe? Or maybe it's just that he's glad that this guy hasn't immediately walked away after that fiasco. It's the little things.

So he pulls himself up, dusts himself off with the cat sweater still stuck to his hand. It looks up at him, boring holes into his soul with the dead gaze of scores of fluffy creatures.
]

Ah... thanks. It's just, everything about what's been going on is so irregular...

[ Understatement. ]

It's hard to know what to rule out as impossible anymore.
jinko: (2.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-04 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... so my choices were a rat in the face or rat guts on my shirt.

[ Stellar choices, thank you blessed Okuni. He says this in the tone of a person who doesn't actually expect their conversation partner to be remotely sorry (he doesn't really care anymore, let's be real), and only heaves one last long sigh before regrouping. ]

Anyway, the problem is fixed, so I can't complain...? Why do I feel so defeated... But, thank you.
beaconed: (pic#9692042)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ He suddenly wonders if he's maybe seeing parts of the person underneath the tough-girl persona. Something kind of feels somber about her responses, but it's understandable, given the circumstances. Still, he asks himself how to approach this subject of destroyed worlds while he's still on trial himself... ]

Even if I told you, it's kinda hard to believe. [ But he should try and cheer her up at least. ] But this place? I have a feeling we won't be stuck here too long.
adornmental: (cereal box crossword puzzles)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-04 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Tiredness is something Kashuu recognizes pretty easily. It's hard not to, especially after being around the sort of people and situations that he'd been around for so long.

Still, what he's found over the years is that the ones who can still say I will or I can even when they're tired are the ones who actually get those things accomplished. He makes a little affirmative sound in response to that, and seems to be gearing up to say something else when she poses her next question.]


Water? [HM...] I didn't see anything, but there might be a water fountain or something like that around here. We'll have to look together if you wanna look at all, though.

[Considering they're currently STUCK...]
adornmental: (untrendy messes to the left)

POINTS AT EYES POINTS AT U

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-04 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Tsuntsun and Swordsad, the comedy duo coming to a theater near you.

But gosh!! This is all very kind of her, all things considered. She's being so thoughtful in the way that she's handling this that Kashuu can almost forgive her for being so pushy and unpleasant earlier! (Okay, not "almost" - he's a very forgiving sword.)

It seems like she understands him pretty well, too. One of his least favorite things is discussing those difficult aspects of being human. Emotions, thoughts, how the two tie together; he doesn't like any of that. It's often too painful, and he doesn't like inflicting pain on himself. So! If she's gonna back up and shift the topic, he'll follow along seamlessly, like they hadn't just toed into vaguely personal waters.]


Well... I mean, this body isn't real, so I can do a lot of stuff that humans can't. Not flying or jumping high enough to get to the top of the chute, though. If someone could throw my vessel super hard up to the top, I could re-manifest up there, but I still wouldn't be able to help anyone else back up unless I went to find some rope or something.
beaconed: (053)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. [ ... ] It feels good to get it off my chest, though. Whew...

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-04 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Aren't time shenanigans fun, Rey? The boy standing in front of you is indeed that very same person, only he's 14 and is only barely two years into his true journey to become a Jedi Knight and, one day, a Jedi Master.

Said boy sees the disbelief in her gaze and is puzzled why she doesn't believe him about his name. What reason would she have not to?
] Where did you hear it...? From another Jedi? [He can't help the flicker of hope that she just might have heard it from his master, or at least another Jedi who might be able to explain what's going on here and help him get back to Qui-Gon.]
coastal: (✧ that's strange)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Rapunzel you're honestly far too sweet -- so sweet that Lili seems surprised at how happy she is over just that. Honestly, what's up with this girl? But she's fine so.....

She walks closer, tilting her head as she evaluates the other girl's hair. Perhaps they don't have time for this since she's not sure when the fire monster thing will start up again, but Lili can at least respect someone who still cares about their appearance even during times like this. Being presentable is important.]


I don't mind.

[Her inspection is close and thorough, okay. She doesn't really hesitate to pick at the other girl's hair, making sure there's no great length differences.]

.... I don't see anything. [ . . . . and then, quieter:] Your hair is very well taken care of.