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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

pseudonyms: ('Cause every time I see her)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-04 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Is that something she wants? If someone had told her that a few months ago, she might have given them a small hesitant grin and changed the subject. But now that she's had her break and chosen to go back to her career, well, that's a good thing isn't it? She does like the attention, and commanding it means good things for her. (Of course she's not sure how she feels being compared to someone's mother, but.)]

The more an idol's watched, the higher her ratings are. I guess that's a good thing now, even if I'm not sure it makes a difference here. [If the world's been destroyed or whatever, does that mean her idol status has bee revoked too? What does any of this really mean? It's something to ponder but that can come later. Let's focus on the hand and Rapunzel's other question.]

From what I've heard about this place? They do this to everyone and nobody's really sure why. A boy I met earlier told me that Cerealia's no good. [She's not sure how she feels about that either. And speaking of distractions, she's watching Rapunzel for and also trying to dislodge the cup. It's slowly moving at least, but there's something more pressing here.] Aren't you worried about your hair getting caught in the garbage around here?
embellishes: (we're gonna rattle this ghost town)

[personal profile] embellishes 2016-01-04 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
It's a trash dump.

[ that's fairly obvious, but she says it like maybe Merril hadn't realized what it was. and judging by the fact that Hajime has no idea what the Free Marches are, she thinks it's a possibility that Merril has no idea what a trash dump is. as such, there's really no other way to go about this. bluntly truly is the best way to state their location. a smile makes it more sweet of a statement, too. ]
corona: (‣ around my hands)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [ And here the mask drops all the way off, Rapunzel slowing to a stop, as well. ] That... didn't even occur to me.

Huh.

[ She gives her head a strange little shake and then rushes onward, this time at a much more regular pace. ] Clever! [ not out of breath yet, at least ] And, um, actually? The answer is yes. I do think I could fight someone off. I've done it! Did it this morning, in fact. I knocked out a man twice my size!
adornmental: (untrendy messes to the left)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-04 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
They're useless people, so I mean, that totally fits 'em.

[He says with a HUFF that's truly appropriate for a drama queen like himself, and then he extends his hand once more to futilely punch the bag one last time. Just for solid measure, you know.

And then, really belatedly:]


Eh... I'm Kashuu. Kashuu Kiyomitsu. Sorry you have to deal with a weird intro like this, but this isn't the worst CERES has thrown at us either. [A metaphoric "THERE THERE"...]
coastal: (✧ you protag too hard)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . . . . . full stop.

Lili stops moving just to look at this girl. Despite what she'd like to admit, she does look rather.... well amazed.]


What? How?!

[TEACH HER.]
corona: (‣ show me to the shipwreck)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. [ More benign gestures. She'll have to thank him correctly later on. ]

[ Accepting his hand and securing one structurally sound loop of hair around his waist! ]
Hold on! [ CERES willing, she'll get them to the end of the tunnel in a single swing and he'll turn out to be a natural acrobat. ]
coastal: (✧ bored to tears obviously)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Useless.... people.... and now her shoulders are slumping and she's curling up a little bit on herself. If he's not able to punch through this, could she....?

Weakly, she offers back:]


Lili An. [ . . . . ] I think.... that I just came from worse. [which is said in a vaguely surprised tone, because normally her life really is rather pampered. At least right now there's no impending death or madness - people have given her water so even if she's weak and light-headed, at least her throat isn't killing her.

Yet she can't help but make a request, something that reveals that she's a little more fragile despite her attempts to keep it together:]


.... You know this place better than I do. Promise me that we'll make it out of here okay.
corona: (‣ impressed)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh – Hey, it's all right. I'll keep you safe, just come on. Or maybe – Can... you not climb? [ She, Mother, and Pascal were all very big climbers of course. ]
beaconed: (pic#9692050)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ frysquint ] Less... constricted... oh-- oh yeah! [ Safety hazard aside, it seems the sword actually did the job! ] Yeah, you're right.

[ Wait, he shouldn't sound so surprised about that. This is his heroic moment. ]

--I mean, YEAH, of course! Didn't I tell you I was gonna get us outta here? [ He never said that. ] All in day's work, Rapunzel!
corona: (‣ give me emergency)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Holy unanticipated spotlight batman. ]

Um. With... a frying pan?

Yeah he, uh.... He climbed through my window into - into my room. Well. It was the kitchen, really. Or - the stairwell? Anyway, he climbed through the window so I just kind of... snuck up behind him and swung as hard as I could.

At his skull.
madcuriosity: (Give me a moment)

[personal profile] madcuriosity 2016-01-04 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, that seems to happen all the time here! Why, not just too long ago, I thought I saw the Mr. Rabbit. [Alice placed a single finger against the bottle but was quick to pull her hand away, trying to make sure she still could. When it proved that she would be stuck, she put both hands on it and pulled.]

beaconed: (pic#8909764)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, you sure you wanna follow grimey Jaune Arc?

[ Jaune, get your figurative foot out of your mouth at once. ]
coastal: (✧ a girl in the rain)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . . Excuse me.

Lili isn't entirely sure what a frying pan is but it sounds like a hard object that was swung blindly at someone's skull and she's honestly gasping and covering her mouth with both hands.]


.... You're more savage than you look.

[Is that a compliment.]
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-04 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Good point, I'll probably be better off on my own.

[TURNING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION NOW]
madcuriosity: (Are you talking to me?)

[personal profile] madcuriosity 2016-01-04 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I don't... think I'm dangerous. [Though people kept insisting she was a murderer.] I'm sure there are, but... I mean, there could be such things everywhere. However, facing them alone, if they're here seems like s poor idea.
beaconed: (pic#9692049)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
W-Wait! Why did I say that-- That was a joke! It's dangerous to go off on your own!
unswerved: (070)

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-04 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what I— [ okay, maybe that is what he meant. but you never know what will happen when you speak before thinking... ah.

yata did learn, though!! but it's just. LOOK. he acts on his instincts, okay. give him a break. there is also no backing out now, so he has to stick to his guns. ]


Shut up.

[ or not. ]
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-04 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Dangerous?

[She turns back around.]

I've been walking for hours. You're literally the first living thing I've seen.
corona: (‣ i know you've got it figured out)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Either she's too dim to get it or too bright to want to. ]

N...o... You didn't say that. I'm pretty sure you said it was an accident. [ All banter aside, she's past the point of suspicion with this guy: if he wanted her dead or maimed, she would be.

Her hair, on the other hand, is an entirely separate story, and her closed fingers are unclosing, reaching up instinctively for one particular lock. ]
Um. Good job, though. That was... nice! For awhile. [ OUCH

it's not meant to sound harsh but... ]
adornmental: (muffled next top model theme)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-04 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[This is probably the point where a more pragmatic individual would calmly explain that a promise like that is really out of the question - that CERES is unpredictable and danger is just a part of life here. That any seemingly benign situation could turn into a deadly one in the blink of an eye. Sure, they're stuck in an awful situation right now, but the potential for it to go from irritating to devastating in the blink of an eye is always there and that's just the way things are in the city.

But Kashuu, while pragmatic in some respects, is (sometimes unfortunately) not the sort to give that sort of response to a statement like that. What kind of sword would he be if he couldn't promise protection?]


Of course we will. It's my job to make sure people are safe, y'know? [A beat, and then:] Besides! If you came from worse and you made it outta that, you'll make it out of this mess, too.
osuni: (peering)

how do u have time to tag me and drag me into swordhell aT THE SAME TIME

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-04 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[SHE'S OLD KASHUU!! old as beans aka from like 1577. She tilts her head at the comment about Kyoto because WHAT ABOUT KYOTO but then]

Ah. [she does. She's never met anyone of that class, but considering the reputation the Kumou twins have themselves... Things like taboo and social order and being on the dregs of society are just words that don't mean anything, just excuses to chain people down due to their circumstances. And if it's one thing Okuni hates, that's being judged for your circumstances.]

The river must be really proud then, for giving birth to a pretty sword. [matter-of-factly!! because this is a fact and it's not like Okuni is being nice right now or ANYTHING!!!] The sword smiths of Oumi don't even come close.

[which is another fact... even tho it sounds like she's trashing her hometown WHICH SHE IS but]
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-04 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that's... ominous.]

But, they're mercenaries, right? Doesn't that mean someone's paying them to be a problem?
bropane: (i said you could go for a drink of water)

[personal profile] bropane 2016-01-04 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ before tadashi even answers, sukamon throws some poop their way. tadashi manages to evade it, and hopefully, rise does, too. ]

I don't know, but we'd better run!

[ THIS IS LIKE A SCOOBY-DOO CHASE. ]
corona: (‣ i'm not the perfect girl you thought)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. [ Her smile is a tad wearier than one might expect. ] Yeah, of course. I hate it. It's probably going to take hours to wash, but–

[ There's nothing remarkable or heroic about this, but it's embarassing to talk about somehow. Rapunzel shrugs and returns to her task, though she's finding a bit of resistance now, towards the narrower end of the paper funnel, that wasn't there at the start of their conversation.

Which, considering the progress, shouldn't make any sense......

She shrugs again. ]
If I let things like that stop me? I'd never get out of bed in the morning. Does - um. Does... anything matter here? I can't believe this is where I ended up. Completely deserved. I'm sorry about the precious thing you thought you found.
beaconed: (040)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ No, that's an entirely fair assessment. Perhaps too generous... ]

It... had its moments... among the minor concussion and general awkwardness, yes...