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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

corona: (‣ and you close your eyes)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! [ She was trying to be polite!!

... or save her own skin, but, you know, they so often overlap. Now she will be rushing forward and lunging for her saw. ]
Hand it over. I'll do a better job of looking out for you if I'm armed and you aren't.

And - okay. I'm sorry for freaking out on you there. I can see how that... might not have been encouraging.
corona: (‣ concerned)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
It... was? [ this is going nowhere good ]

Since when? Is being invisible something you've always thought about?
coastal: (✧ gross)

3

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Lili is frightened out of her wits. For a few seconds, she's stunned by the incinerator because that is hot and it's already making her throat feel dry again. In truth, she'd rather brave the trash up above because at least there it's raining and not reminding her already of a desert--

But then it stops and she seems to regain herself, scrambling to move out of the trash that she's stuck in and then

and then he says that and almost as if the machine is mad at him, it ROARS TO LIFE AGAIN?]


Are you mad?! It can hear you!

[someone tell her that it's a machine please

but she's also going to reach for Merlin's hand because SHE'S NOT AWFUL ENOUGH TO JUST LET HIM GET EATEN BY THIS FIRE MONSTER]

[personal profile] zombiedude 2016-01-04 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Nico might not be surprised about running into someone, but someone falling from the sky and landing on him is something he does not expect. One minute he's doing his best to avoid the worst looking parts of this literal trash heap, the next he's getting up close and personal with it after what feels like a sack of bricks drops on him. But then the sack of bricks talks.

Not happy about being covered in garbage, Nico reaches out to shove the person so he can get up as soon as possible.
]

Get off! What were you -

[And then he cuts himself off because he sees that 1) it's a guy, 2) guy is shirtless, and 3) guy is very ripped.

He stares for a moment, mouth still open from mid-word, then he remembers he was complaining about being landed on and goes back to glowering.
] What were you doing?!
coastal: (✧ look at all these peasants)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Keep up, he says, and with water, Lili's starting to feel a little bit more like herself. There's no denying the way that her eyes narrow like excuse you.

But she's following after regardless because.... well.

As pathetic as it sounds, she would rather follow someone who's shown her a modicum of kindness in the form of water and answers than stay bumbling about by herself. So with an indignant flip of her hair, as if that'll get some of the aura of Garbage to disappear, she also offers a soft 'hmph'.]


Somewhere that isn't Cerealia -- but is related?

[She'll damn well keep up, thanks.]
bropane: (my poor dumbo ears)

[personal profile] bropane 2016-01-04 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Usually, they can't. You lose your HP and stuff like that, but it doesn't reflect in real life.

[ usually!

he'd expound on it, but a poop monster suddenly rises from the shallow waters. ah. hello there. ]


...

[ what. is that. ]
coastal: (✧ grumble mumble hmph)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . . . start looking. Augh. Start looking through this.... trash. She at least will try to stay some form of.... clean. The rain is naturally starting to wash the dirt off her face, at least. How soon before that will also be replaced with grime?]

Lili. [She offers her first name only.] I'm from a country called Kouka.
corona: (‣ i don't change just to suit your visio)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah! [ this is laughter of purest joy ] Yeah, why not? I think it sounds - incredible! And you're used to it, right? This should be no problem for you. Please, Jaune, I– You have no idea how much this could help me. And if you're worried about my safety, well– Heh. Trust me when I say I can take care of myself.

[ Pushing up on her toes, she delivers her version of a fearsome whisper. ]

That's a promise too.
coastal: (✧ peons.)

iii

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[It might be a slow trap but Lili's still feeling entirely out of her depth. Yes, she can walk away from the fire but -- which way is she supposed to go? She's already feeling tired, exhausted from the situation that she was pulled from before she even got to this trash dump and now this stupid heat--

But she still hasn't completely lost her spirit as she looks at Kuroh with... well, suspicion. Sorry, bro.]


Do you intend to cut me down in an attempt to help?

[why the katana. can you calm down.]
osuni: (fan: the trope)

now it's immortalized in our headers....

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-04 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[The blank look on her face in response is confirmation that Okuni is indeed actually an old lady, way before the times of the Shinsengumi.]

I've never heard of you. [she doesn't even say it to be mean in this case. just being honest!!] But I've never traveled outside of Oumi either.

[so... maybe he is famous!! maybe he's a sword talked about only among samurai tea clubs. actually, this works out pretty well! Okuni might have been appropriately awed if Kashuu had been another Great Sword, but not knowing is fun too.]

Is that where you were made? Near a river? [IN A RIVER???]
corona: (‣ because you cannot stand to believe)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her gaze is nothing but seriousness. ]

From what I've heard? Mercenaries are a problem everywhere.
outcast: (✿ you've got your reasons that)

you're right oops

[personal profile] outcast 2016-01-04 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ well. she does that. there, all is settled. thank god. ]

Well then. Now that that's settled, may I ask you a question? [ a pause. well, she supposed she didn't have to wait for affirmation. ] Do you happen to know where this is? I've only encountered a golem since I arrived here, and he was rather grumpy, and not very helpful.
corona: (‣ or two hundred about you)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! I see! That's – interesting. [ And it is, but more interesting than etymology is keeping up with the other girl's impressive strides. Does she do this kind of dodgy running and dashing for a living? ] I've got just the one. Just the one name, I mean. And just one Mother!

[ boom ]

You... you wouldn't happen to know why you're here instead of in Japan, would you?
corona: (‣ wonder how the view is from there)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
A game huh...?

[ In that case, this is even better than she'd thought; games are, among concepts that make it easier to numb and distance yourself from truly horrific real life events, something she is super hella great at!! Thinking of this as a game shouldn't be too much of a leap. ]

Right. [ a nod ] In that case, I am... extremely sorry for doubting you, Rock, and I hope you'll forgive me. From now on we are going to work together like a team and complete our objective! Which is maybe – ... figuring out a way away from the fire? [ she already feels lighter just thinking about it! ]
outcast: (✿ was all i let myself know)

[personal profile] outcast 2016-01-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you're right. Amongst the garbage.

[ she'll always wonder what it once was used for, though.. ]

I don't suppose you know where this is, do you? Is this a city? In the Free Marches, or elsewhere?

[ she wasn't exactly getting the big picture here. ]
corona: (‣ what if i'm a siren)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. [ Slowing to a stop, craning her neck, considering those words and what they could possibly mean in that context. ] Level... up? A level up from where?
notsosolo: (Default)

I

[personal profile] notsosolo 2016-01-04 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Now there's a voice that he hasn't heard in a while. A rather welcome one, really.]

Well, kid, remember when our lives were simple?

[Okay they were never simple. But this is a new level of complication.]
osuni: (fan: the trope)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-04 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
But aren't you deader than dead? Dead people can't take care of their own wounds!

[can she grip a piece of his shirt to keep him from moving... JUST ADMIT YOU AREN'T DEAD RHYS AND GET UP]
corona: (‣ who wants to be alone?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. You know. I don't know. [ If she recognises the contradiction there, she gives no sign of it, rolling both shoulders back and casually canting her shiny blonde head. ] Like... it's impossible not to watch you. The whole atmosphere around you - well, not literally - but it reminds me a little of my mother, actually. It's powerful.

[ IT'S SHOWBIZ ]

[ But this is fast approaching embarrassing levels of attention. Let's gently pull some more at the cup as a distraction! ]
Um. I... heard the talking dung-thing too. Not that it made much sense to me. Why are these CERES people so invested in causing you pain?
notsosolo: (Default)

II, spoil away

[personal profile] notsosolo 2016-01-04 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Han's not sure when garbage became a recurring theme of his life. But it's been going for almost two decades now. That was a bit strange.]

Never was a plan of staying in garbage. Let's hope we're the only things alive down here.
beaconed: (012)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-04 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's not THAT used to it!! He's not used to any of this, from being so highly praised to the whisper that sends a chill down his spine. In fact, his shield underneath the bag suddenly expands as he accidentally presses something. Ah... he'll just... awkwardly make it collapse into sheath form again.

Man, she's making a lot of promises today... ]


I-- y-you're right... I don't know how any of this is gonna help you, but... sure, h-hahah... I'll... show you... [ GODS PLEASE DON'T LET HIM DIE THAT DAY ]

[ Oh yeah. He's also drawing his sword carefully. A lot of things could go wrong here... ]
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-04 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ His master? The term gives her pause, because the only kind of relationships she knew where a master was involved were the unpleasant ones.

But she doesn't ask about it - if he didn't have a kind master, then he wouldn't want to talk about it. Instead, her face lights at his find. ]


Yes! That's perfect. [ She takes the bent metal in hand and starts to lash the cable around it in strong, careful knots. ]

How are you at climbing?
corona: (‣ unamused)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I– Augh. [ Frustration! That's a little surprising. More so is the easiness and sense of relaxation that being frustrated brings Rapunzel. Ah to thrive in an atmosphere of constant conflict. ]

I'd rather be burnt to a crisp instantly than walk into a trap and be tortured slowly. [ def has practice in catastrophizing ] Look, you're - you're probably right, but at least take something big and heavy with you.
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-04 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ To CERES's credit, the drones are constructed a little more soundly than the sort of rubbish Rey is used to on Jakku. Her well-aimed staff-thrusts bounce off their metal domes.

Time for plan B, then. Rey draws out the lightsaber she's had tucked carefully into her tunic and ignites it, cutting the drones cleanly in half with a few strikes.

Then she turns, leveling the droid with an unforgiving look. GUESS WHO'S NEXT. ]
coastal: (✧ making it weird)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Big and heavy? [She repeats that so incredulously.] You mean so that it's harder to run if I do get into trouble?

Do you have any good advice?

[Not that Lili's exactly got any good ideas either but. Maybe she expects more out of this girl!! (Maybe.)]