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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

tiarae: (Within the holy tranquility)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-03 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Good! I don't see why it seems stuck....

[She wouldn't expect her hand to be small enough, or sticky enough but who knows if there might be some glue that the can rolled in or something around here with all of this.

The tugging seems to make it at least start budging though?]


Ah, it seems to be managing a little! Keep going!

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-03 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Something like that.

[The Shinsengumi totally count as the police, right.]

We worked to keep the peace in the capital, but some people would say we were more assassins more than police officers.

[She undoes the ribbon in her hair and wrings the water out of that too, trying to think of something to do while they wait for the rain to stop.]

Mm... There's no alcohol, so we can't have a party... No cards... [Though Souji's hanafuda skills probably aren't exactly first-rate anyway. But this man was nice enough to ask about, so she'll return to the favor while trying to think of some easier way to pass the time.] Ah, what about you? What were you doing before you ended up here?

[personal profile] ex_forcechoke292 2016-01-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Anakin nearly chokes on thin air. That's impossible.]

I-- [He clears his throat; play it cool, Skywalker. Act casual. This might be an anomaly of the highest calibur, especially when it's common sense that time can't move backward, but there's no such thing as coincidence. It's impossible, and yet...it does explain that nagging familiarity.]

Anakin Skywalker, Jedi m-knight.

[It's more wishful thinking than a slip, an almost-intentional lie that he thinks better of immediately upon consideration, though the thought does cross his mind.
He hasn't earned it (officially, anyway, though he'd argue that clearly his experience and contribution had more than done so in practice), but moreover, he'd never be able to explain that if questioned about it by anyone who might know better.

Any padawan in the damned galaxy, and this, this is, what, the Force's sense of humour?]
tiarae: (Attentiveness)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-03 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'm used to much worse than this. And I trip up a lot anyway.

[Though tripping isn't the only reason she is often injured. But she isn't about to mention the whole senshi thing. Instead she tries to brush it off and focus on what he says next.]

V-virtual reality?! Oh. If this is technology, we should see if we can find Ami-chan! She's really good with computers and stuff! So if she's here, she would know what to do!

[Because. Usagi herself is rather hopeless and the complete opposite with technology. Outside of music and playing video games, at least.]
embellishes: (cannonball splash)

phase iv. hi

[personal profile] embellishes 2016-01-03 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ goodness, that's not something young ladies should be gripping in public! Hajime stares at the strange object for several moments, and then makes eye contract with Merril. her gaze is intense, but her smile is chipper, and sweet... it's almost like she's trying to tell her something with her eyes alone.

there's a beat.

that's not working, so Hajime shouts -- ]


Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh--!!!!

[ -- and karate chops the object out of Merril's hands.

the evil is vanquished, apparently, because she looks very proud now that it's on the floor, and away from them both. ]

i'm sorry

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-03 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It's... alright. But I'm not used to seeing people so happy about rats being kicked their way...

[Souji doesn't take her hand off her sword. To be honest, she doesn't think there's anything wrong with be wary of someone who is half giant spider, even if they seem quite polite, weird eating habits aside. Better to be cautious than spider food, yeah?]

Excuse me, but you're a youkai, right? A tsuchigumo? [The questions that Souji really wants to ask are more along the lines of, 'do you eat humans? are you going to try and eat me?' but those can probably wait.]
tiarae: (Assisting)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-03 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Usagi is my given name. Tsukino is my last name which shows my family. My mum, dad and brother have the same last name as I do. You didn't give me yours, do you not have one?

[Or maybe she doesn't know her family? Some orphans or the like might not know, perhaps. Or maybe it just isn't something everyone does, in other cultures for all Usagi knows. She has a hard enough time with English, let alone considering and learning about all the other languages and cultures.

She winces at the sound of something falling, giving a nod and instinctively reaching to Rapunzel's wrist or hand to try pull her along. Some direction neither of them had come from to get this far.]


Ah, it's just a story. My first name means 'rabbit' specifically. But yes, I'm from Japan.
snowyoni: (011)

[personal profile] snowyoni 2016-01-03 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Try to never underestimate the situation.

[Not that she's the paragon of reacting accordingly, of course. Yasehime's condition is still a bitter pill but she resists the urge to chide herself. It's more important that the pair climb out and to that end she takes Atsushi's hand with little hesitance.

She's actually pretty decent at climbing, it seems. The way back up isn't as slick as it once was thankfully, remnants of the trash they came down with making the tunnel more habitable to the climb. Not that the additional stickiness present makes the climb palatable though.

There seems to be a commotion the further up they go. Distantly they may hear subtle scratching sounds and the screeching much like that of a bird. Yukina herself seems to perk up.]


The exit much be close.
outcast: (✿ i was hopeless and broken)

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[personal profile] outcast 2016-01-03 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah —

[ great job, Hajime, Merrill's about to completely fall backwards down a pile of trash. thankfully, she catches herself and plants her feet firmly in.. well, garbage. ]

I'm sorry — That wasn't yours, was it? I was merely fascinated by it, I wasn't planning to snatch it. [ she looks to her feet, trying to spot the thing. ] Hm.. I don't see it anywhere now. Hopefully it isn't lost.
deontology: (5.)

[personal profile] deontology 2016-01-03 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aggravated SIGH.]

I am not a stalker. [And they know nothing about him because the Abe family is a bunch of asshats.] If I could get rid of the Kumou in my life, I would do so.

[No you wouldn't, you big tsun sap.]
jinko: (89.)

HAHA no apologies necessary ever...!!

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Cream...?!

[ Listen, there are so many things to be alarmed about here: this entire situation, for one, and now added on to that, her nicknames for him, her language, the fact that she seems to be an Ability user. He does what he's told when she advises him to move back and stay still, purely out of reflex, but he flinches at the sight of blood, when she uses it as a weapon in an attempt to sever their shared garbage bag.

There are a lot of things he could say about this, and the words are halfway out of his mouth as he gapes... but what he actually manages to say, in lieu of anything really helpful or relevant, is:
]

—You're an Ability user? Ah, you're bleeding...!

[ yes, Atsushi... we know this... ]
outcast: (✿ what they couldn't seem to)

[personal profile] outcast 2016-01-03 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
My toes have been cleaned, I promise. Toes aren't particularly offensive to.. your people, are they? [ a pause. ] You aren't a golem, are you?

My name is Merrill. From Kirkwall. Which — I don't believe we're in. Do you know where this is?
Edited 2016-01-03 23:56 (UTC)
embellishes: (fighting at the high speed)

[personal profile] embellishes 2016-01-03 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ one man's garbage is another woman's -- used dildo, apparently. her smile falls, a bit, confused by the prospect of owning such a massive thing. Hajime shakes her head, the curtain of her dark hair swishing about as she does. ] Nope! Not mine. Not your's, either, so we should just leave it be. 'Kay?

[ who goes rutting around in the trash and picking up dildos, anyway? what a strange girl! ]

Someone threw it away, and it's not our's. It's okay if it's lost.

[ there's a beat, and then, like it's some large revelation, she speaks again. ]

It'll find a new home!

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-03 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Obi-Wan picks up on the slight surprise, brow furrowing a little. Perhaps he's just heard of Qui-Gon before and wasn't expecting to run into his Padawan. He doesn't recognize the name Anakin Skywalker either.

In any case, Anakin is the higher rank, so Obi-Wan will follow his lead for now. He gives another nod of his head in acknowledgement of that.
] What do you think we should do?
jinko: (21.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I...! You didn't give me much of a warning!

[ Yeah sure nerd, blame it on Okuni. He's Embarrassed, though, and his ears turn a little pink; he should be used to people laughing at him by now, but that doesn't make this any less mortifying!!!

A dirty sleeve comes up to wipe at his face, not that it does anything.
]

Did you really have to aim for my face...?!
deontology: (8.)

you misspelled amazing

[personal profile] deontology 2016-01-04 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Anywhere is fine, Merrill?? Literally anywhere but here. He doesn't understand what's so difficult about this BUT SURE... sure, there is fine!!]

... Place it where it was. That's fine.

[Hopefully the people who come after them will know better what it is.]

So long as you get rid of it.

[Please.]
damfool: ([ ambushed ])

1/2

[personal profile] damfool 2016-01-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Man, it sucks that you guys got bogged down with a rep like that. [ He almost asks 'are you talking about Kyoto?' upon hearing the word capital. But despite Souji's attire, her looks are distinctly un-Japanese-y. She could be talking about any city, really. ]

There are plenty of guys who love to call me nasty names too.

[ Not that he usually pays them any mind, but it can be disheartening sometimes. ]

prepare yourself, cashew

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[When he finally breaks the silence with the answer that Soui was, to be completely honest, kind of hoping for, she reaches up and hugs him, stroking his (sticky) hair. Not her Kiyomitsu? Don't be silly. Even if she calls her sword Kojiki Kiyomitsu and he goes by Kashuu Kiyomitsu, even if he's from a different dimension and was wielded by a different Okita Souji, he's her beloved sword. The sword that came with her to the Throne of Heroes. The sword she uses even now. He's her sword. Though if he breaks during a fight, he's gonna have to wait until she's done killing everyone to get a proper attention.

Wait. Three Okitas?

She pulls away and just stares at him.]


Three Okitas?
niceguypose: (surprise)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-04 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Care for seconds?]

That is exactly correct! [Well maybe not exactly correct, but correct enough for Lee's understanding. He answers her with cheery enthusiasm as if he answer cleared a test with flying colors.]

This is supposed to be a 'game', where we complete objectives! But... I do not know what we are supposed to do here!
jinko: (34.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-04 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm definitely not the one responsible for this...!

[ He says, as he crouches down and drapes his burden on the ground before stepping on it with the toe of one shoe. It's an attempt to pry it off forcibly as he pulls up with one hand and pushes down with one foot, but it doesn't go particularly well.

He actually falls backwards onto his ass, which doesn't paint a particularly dignified portrait of him. You Tried, Atsushi.
]

...Is this it? Are we really going to be stuck with these things on our hands forever...?! [ true despair. ]
damfool: ([ bored ])

2/2

[personal profile] damfool 2016-01-04 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ which leads to ... ]

Oh, I was trying to take control of Japan, you see. So I had a lot of enemies to butt heads with.

[ He says it very casually, as if he is talking about what happened in the latest episode of his favorite TV program. You might almost miss the heavy implication of his words just because of his tone. ]
striketwice: (010)

[personal profile] striketwice 2016-01-04 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Laxus. [ idk who named this guy too

He looks around- this place is seriously disgusting. Why. ]


Did you get separated from someone or are you out here all by yourself?
adornmental: (notice me senpai.........)

HE CAN NEVER TRULY BE PREPARED

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-04 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[It's reflexive: his posture stiffens when she reaches out to hold him, and he's tense in her arms. The best and worst part of every Okita so far is how familiar their hands are, honestly; it takes him right back to those days before he had broken and been summoned anew.

BUT GOOD, A DISTRACTION. Kashuu can handle this topic much better! He's well-versed in the art of "why are there so many Soujis here, dammit" by now.]


Yeah. There are people here from all kinds of worlds, and even different versions of the same worlds, see? I guess CERES just really likes you guys for some reason.

[They're out for his blood, maybe. Or for the infected blood of every Okita.]

1/2

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-04 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Souji whips around to stare at him.]

Take control of--

2/2

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-04 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Look what you've done, Saburo. You've shocked Souji into a bleeding fit. There's some coughing mixed in there, but yeah, it's mostly blood.]